*Dusts self off.* Huh, who moose? FRANKENCHOKIE KILL! *With a heave of his mighty thews, Frankenchokie smashes the weremoose in the face with a single massive fist. Headless of the damage he receives, Frankenchokie grabs the momentarily stunned weremoose and tries to crush its throat with both hands.*

*Grabs Szechuan and lifts him high into the air.* Frankenchokie kill! *Brings the new Bulldrekker down upon his knee with great force, snapping Szechuan's spinal cord in three places.* Master want finish job? *Kwyndig shakes his head, and Frankenchokie drops Szechuan's shattered body to the ground.*

Um, what does Master want from Frankenchokie? *Kwyndig points at Jackal, and makes a slicing gesture with one paw.* Yes, Master. *Grabs Jackal by the throat with one massive hand and lifts the Bulldrekker off of the ground.* Frankenchokie kill! *Crushes Jackal's throat with his massive, scarred han...

*Lightning strikes the monster repeatedly, eventually just annoying it enough to cause it to awaken to life.*

Ugh, my head hurt. Where am Frankenchokie?