7. Please indicate the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
[_] Kickback / bribe
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- Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:08 pm
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
- Replies: 9
- Views: 193
- Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:06 pm
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: The Complete Military History of France
- Replies: 7
- Views: 172
The Complete Military History of France
A friend sent this to me. Cynical, yet so very true. Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by, of all things, an Italian. Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The Fi...
- Sat Apr 12, 2003 11:02 pm
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: [Iraq] Well, they got the capital; now what?
- Replies: 54
- Views: 882
Let's just pause for a moment and reflect on just how little we really need all this shit. Our #1 oil consumption is for gasolene, and the internal combustion engine which has been obsolete for.. how many years now? I heard that someone had a working electric engine as far back as the mid 30's, but ...
- Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:43 pm
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: Where to you keep your sunglasses?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 612
Many places. It depends on my situation. 1: I'm wearing them, so they're on my face. 2: I'm going in and out of the light, so they're on my face, but resting low, so I can see in the dark and still quickly move them into position in the light. 3: On top of a bookcase right inside the front door. 4: ...
- Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:33 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Question thread
- Replies: 8679
- Views: 92538
- Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:33 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Question thread
- Replies: 8679
- Views: 92538
- Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:31 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Things You Hate
- Replies: 985
- Views: 11944
I hate people who are so insecure in their convictions that they need to apply their socio-politic and/or religious beliefs to every square inch of their vehicle. I hate those lame-ass Honda Civics with the outrageously huge shopping-cart spoiler, glass-pack muffler, lowered chassis, donut tires, hu...
- Sat Apr 12, 2003 10:21 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Word Association
- Replies: 19555
- Views: 180059
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 6:19 am
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: New Abortion Law Proposed In Georgia
- Replies: 39
- Views: 616
Cain: excellent point. Don't make new problems to fix old problems. That's what this is. Should this succeed, I'm sure we can expect to see it in other states soon. (Fortunately us in SoCal are too irrepressible for something like this.) And if that goes forward, can we expect a dramatic reversal in...
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 6:05 am
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: Past, present, future
- Replies: 32
- Views: 619
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:57 am
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: Weird Science
- Replies: 38
- Views: 614
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:48 am
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: Jesus H. Christ
- Replies: 40
- Views: 582
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:47 am
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: Weird Science
- Replies: 38
- Views: 614
Stem cells have all sorts of applications. Limited cloning (clone an organ or a limb, for example), nerve cell repair, gene fuckin' therapy. [rant] BTW, I oppose cloning, not for the usual (dumb ass) ethical questons, but just because there's too damn many humans already. I wouldn't mind if they sta...
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:42 am
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: How do you celebrate the holidays?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 154
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:41 am
- Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
- Topic: Jesus H. Christ
- Replies: 40
- Views: 582
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:35 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Those Wacky Christian Fundamentalists....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 251
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:18 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Wednesday Funny: It's so true....
- Replies: 21
- Views: 231
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:17 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Question thread
- Replies: 8679
- Views: 92538
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:17 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The New Math!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 430
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:13 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: My god! They do...
- Replies: 76
- Views: 730
Ah, well. It seems it's time to make a protracted withdrawl from this thread (until you find someone else to gang-rape.) *Creates a gateway, neatly slicing through the fire hydrant, rendering it useless. Tim makes his escape, snapping the gate shut behind him to slice body parts off any errant UNGAM...
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:10 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Question thread
- Replies: 8679
- Views: 92538
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:08 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Bulldrek Transit Authority
- Replies: 48
- Views: 562
Damn. *Abandons the tank just in time as the grenade sails through the hatch and detonates, causing all the armor plating to fall off.* I didn't know I was driving a Russian tank! *Summons a fast car. The famous 6000 SUX appears in front of him, and he climbs in and leaves a long trail of burnt rubb...
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:04 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Question thread
- Replies: 8679
- Views: 92538
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:03 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Bulldrek Retirement Home
- Replies: 12
- Views: 135
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:00 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The New Math!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 430
Really. Your prof obviously has a massively different outlook than mine. In my experience, you can only divide by something that's approaching zero (for you dullards, that's the basis of calculus). Anything else, and you got to sit ineffectually while all the other students took turns cleaning the e...
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:57 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Once removed word association
- Replies: 3076
- Views: 32130
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:57 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Word Association
- Replies: 19555
- Views: 180059
- Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:54 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Avatar Wars?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 256
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:38 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: My god! They do...
- Replies: 76
- Views: 730
Damn the evil Werekitten! I shall escape with my dignity at least marginally intact! *Creates a space outside of time/space, where he pauses to catch his breath from the rapid-fire magic and then re-enters the thread from the other side. [fliph]There. Now I have once more been saved by my cheap tric...
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:36 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Word Association
- Replies: 19555
- Views: 180059
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:34 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Avatar Wars?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 256
Avatar Wars?
As you all no doubt have discovered by now, both I and Mobius have appeared sporting the same avatar (although mine looks better, :p ). Now I could decide to be a cool guy and allow him to use stabbity BM as his avatar... or I could invoke Post Count on this topic and declare that I am the true horr...
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:28 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Once removed word association
- Replies: 3076
- Views: 32130
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:27 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Bulldrek Christmas Song!!!
- Replies: 44
- Views: 501
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:25 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Question thread
- Replies: 8679
- Views: 92538
*Unfortunately for Mobius, his vaunted [glow]Electric Death [/glow] strikes Tim's Reflect Ring and is returned to its source.* Did I forget to mention that? *Tim grabs Chuckles by the shirt and sends him flying at Mobius at supersonic speeds.* CHUCKLESDOKEN!!!! Now, is there a white mage who can hea...
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:19 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The New Math!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 430
Perhaps I should have said Women = | Evil | (that's absolute value for you math-inepts out there). As we all know, the absolute value of Evil is defined as a positive number (negative Evil does not equal Good; negative Evil is undefined). Therefore, we can say | Evil | = Evil And hence the formula i...
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 6:19 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Bulldrek Transit Authority
- Replies: 48
- Views: 562
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 6:17 pm
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The New Math!
- Replies: 41
- Views: 430
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 6:04 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: The Bulldrek Christmas Song!!!
- Replies: 44
- Views: 501
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 6:03 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Bulldrek Transit Authority
- Replies: 48
- Views: 562
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 6:02 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: Once removed word association
- Replies: 3076
- Views: 32130
- Wed Dec 11, 2002 6:01 am
- Forum: Bulldrek
- Topic: My god! They do...
- Replies: 76
- Views: 730
Damn! the Forsaken have tampered with my posting! SUPERULTRATREMENDOBALEFIRE!!! *Suddenly all time ceases, then flows backward until before the point at which the evil Forsaken infested Tim's computer. They cease to exist instantly, and time flows forward again with no memory of what passed before. ...