Oi! Quit burning my cross, fucker!

That's pretty fuckin' harsh, pops.

And remember kids, 'loving' Christ is a-okay!

I walk. Fools.

It was simple at first, I swear. Roll 1d10, consult the margin-of-success chart, bingo! That was it; roll for damage, and you're done. No problems, no hassles. Everything fit on a single stone tablet. But no. People can't leave a good thing alone, and they started making all these darn house rules -...

And where is my game of checkers damnit?!?! You say God loves me, but he's never shown up to play checkers. I want a game of checkers, but he won't play. If he really loves me, why won't he play checkers with me? I'll warn you; make sure you play on your set, not his. Yeah, he's got that nice set o...

Spiral wrote:And to think, JC was sent to clear things up.

Sorry. Things got kind of muddled along the way; I didn't think anyone would keep my RPG notes for thousands of years.

EvanMoore wrote:Yes. My new cellphone. And I'm fairly certain that Jesus doesn't need one... <grin>

Don't you be speaking for Jesus; good ole JC would be down with a new cellphone right about now, yo.

Hola, my children of the world. It has come to my attention that my preperations when leaving for my vacation were not complete, and as a result I have managed to hork my mail on talkinabout.com, and in the process forgotten my Bulldrek password. Thus, if you have sent me PMs or email messages in th...

Three.

But I changed my password on Adam just before leaving for the states, and forgot to change it back to something I can remember, and I forgot the White Jesus password, although I just remembered it as typing this message...

Bulldrek users have truly blessed this service with their wise and educated decision.

Not quite like the RIAA does!

I'm afraid that would be rather improper, good fellow.

But what the hey - you only live for over 2000 years after being nailed up on the cross once! Live dangerously!

ThreeTwo, I believe you have mistaken me for a holey man, when I am truly just a holy man.

Your swill is not water, and white-partially-indian man, I must say that I am displeased that you did not grace me with Rolling Rock, the Bulldrek Beer! I realize you are one of the unlighted unfaithfuls, but have a heart for good ole WJ!

Can I tapdance? What do you think I am, a fool for the masses? No, the masses are a fool for me!

Crazy Elf, dear sir, please take me off of the cross before it's used for even more bloodshed. And if you'd wash the crown of thorns, I'd appreciate it

Brightest Blessings,
Your pal,
White Jesus.

I don't know whether I should sit up here and watch, or be repulsed at the thought. . .

Remember that your bible can chafe over time and that oil based lubricants may stain the paper!

Bull, I can't whine at you on IRC or send you a bitchy email because html.com is down right now, but I can say here - if you ever submit an installment of Damage Control with as many Random Phrases with capital letters in the Middle of sentences Ever Again, Heads Will Roll, and it will be Your Turn ...