Bulldrek v3.0

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Hey All, Its my birthday in about a week and I got a special birthday voucher from EA games. Redeemable for $15 at their online store. I'd be happy about it but, they wont do shipping out to Oz so if anyone here wants it., PM me. Might not work (maybe you have to be me to redeem it) but no use letti...

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In a few weeks time, The Elf and myself will be attending a cinema screening of the recent Battlestar Galatica Miniseries. Afterward there is to be a Q & A session with the Australian Director of the series, Michael Rymer. Does anyone have any suggestions for questions that I should ask him? (be...

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ravenous.

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because you've been naughty?

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would have thought you'd have your Katana on you Elf...

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The sex tape is funny. downloaded it the other day. For some reason I can't take anyone seriously if I've seen them taking the high hard one, so whenever I see a picture of Paris I get some kinda comedic feeling, be it a minor chuckle or an actually laugh. witch is always a good thing.

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Matt McS wrote:Back before I went on the full blown Atkins run, I used to adore a good Thick-Crust with Extra cheese and pepperoni.

that shit actually work for you?

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Not gonna happen.

I shoot blanks.

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Was trawling the web when I found THIS:
http://www.geocities.com/soulstealer27/

Go download his poetry. Then laugh. Then rest assured that no matter how fucked your position is in life, you have one up on this guy.

Forever.
Amen.

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heres another one...how much of your wardrobe is geek or gaming related? This doesn't have to be merchandising stuff. That 700 dollar Matrix coat from abbyshot (looking at gunny and daki here) counts to. heres were I stand: White Futurama T-Shirt: came free with the DVD. Black Vemon spiderman raparo...

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Oh, the same thing I wear every day. Black dress shirt [today, Pierre Cardin], black pants [today, like most days, Dickies] held up by a black leather belt, my bracelet and my glasses. If I'm going outside for a while, I put on my black socks and my black boots. I don't wear underwear. so 32, is th...

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well since my last accident had them cut my jeans off at the scene I guess its safe to say, it doesn't matter. Not like I ever worried about it before either hmmm, I thinking more of a "I just shat myself" or a "wicked fart that kinda followed through" sort of accident. You know...

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3278 wrote: I don't wear underwear.

Jeez, what if you have an accident?

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Tell me about it. For a year our phone conversations went something like this:

Me: hey dude what you up to?

Elf: what the fuck do you think?

Me: oh shit! errmm....ahhh

Elf: bye

Me: yeah bye. Sorry man.

Elf:BYE!!!

The best of times. The worst of times.

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well this had to happen at some point. we've had a whole bunch of similar themed threads so I figured this was a logical step. I'll start from the top down. Head: Minority Report Promotional Baseball Cap (backwards): came free with the DVD and I need something to replace my rapidly dying Dogma cap. ...

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Crazy Elf wrote:Usually around an hour.

or as close as you can get before I ring up. There was a time when my official title was "the mood killer".

say, your not on the job now are ya?

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Macross Plus is what the young people call da shit. Top Gun with transforming space fighters. Ghost in the shell: Stand Alone Complex is cool, but the only version I can get has subtitles by someone who knows engrish! heres an example Kusenagi: When I was infant I broke inportant doll and was greatl...

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So it has nothing at all to do with that elf character? you know the one you made for Earthdawn? The one who went Crazy?

This ringing any bells?

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Yeah, I know the game kinda sucked. It needed at least another 8 months getting the kinks booted out of it.

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I was playing Enter the Matrix a while when I got bored (suprise suprise) and clicked on view credits. As they rolled there was this really really great instrumental track that I've been trying to track down. Anyone here know the one I'm talking about? The person he helps me track it down gets mad p...

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really? fuck she said she liked it.

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ahh abby shot. I promised I'd buy myself a Lobby original once I've completed my clinical training.

As for the Mentor, its cool but I think I'd prefer one with real leather. The pleather looks like a big black comdom and it shows every mark.

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I loved the old Alien action figures. The ones that came with the little roll-up comics and the Space Marines. Nah I didn't like them. They departed too much from the films and were a bit too "kiddy". even for an 10 year old. One thing I was happy about was that I was the only kid on the ...

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I love Aliens. I watch that movie to take the edge off when I'm feeling surley. I'm with you. Aliens was my absolute favorite movie when I was younger and is still in my top 5 now. All the other Alien movies after that just smell of poo. They're horrible And how! The real posion is the fact that Al...

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fucking monsterous.

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you gotta ask yourself evan, what would Jesus Say?

besides "GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS CROSS!!! WHY ARE ALL JUST STANDING THERE! MOVE IT YOU ASSOLES!!"

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people need to apply the pantsinator to the prequel movies more often. heres a grab from episode 2:

"your pants are very impressive"
"they'll do their job well"

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in my new job, when they hack off your leg I'm the dude holding the specimen bag.

mmmmm, leg.

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Hey, come to think of it, ain't there supposed to be some WW game named Underworld running under the HL2 engine? Or am I thinking of something else? Yes there is. Theres a game in the works called Vampire:Bloodlines using the HL2 engine. Its an RPG being done by the people behind Fallout and Arcanu...

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you haven't seen Aussie money. Its runs the rainbow. I think Space:Above and Beyond once used it in a episode becuase it looks "spacey"

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Wanglord.

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I'm really trying to be civil about this but the urge to tell you to just fuck off is getting harder to resist. . Word to the wise Daki, I've known Leon for quite a few years now, and you should never resist the urge to tell him to fuck off. as for Leon, dude shut the fuck up. Your doing your usual...

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hmmm, I haven't seen White Wolf get majorly envolved in the courts before (when Vicom sued them over calling an RPG Aeon they folded like Superman on laundry day) so I don't think they'd do this without thinking that they have a case they can win.

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http://www.white-wolf.com/News/underworldrelease.html

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Don't belive me? here White Wolf Sues Underworld Moviemakers For Copyright Infringement White Wolf, Inc. and Nancy A. Collins yesterday filed suit in US District court in Atlanta, GA against defendants Sony Pictures, Screen Gems, and Lakeshore Entertainment, alleging 17 counts of copyright infringem...

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meat puppet.

I remember the name of the gun she had was the Triggermortis 3000 or something. The chicks name was lotus.

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www.dvdboxoffice.com mate. they got stacks of the fuckers. cheap, and free shipping.

now heres a the real question...

why?

i

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you tapped that ass didn't you Leon?

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The zombies, huge hulking brutes, then go about destroying the region and perhaps go so far as to break into any local reactors to gain more live giving nuclear materials. If they retain enough intellect, they'd know to go out to the carrier battle group and bust into the reactors there... I like! ...

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well, were I come from the whole circle jerk thing is something of an urban myth. Somebody knows someone whos got a brother in the navy who saw someone doing it or that sort of thing. It goes in the same bin as Soggy Biscuit, The Daisy Chain, Navy Barrel Boy and the geman exchange student/host famil...

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what I'd wanna see would be something focused in the present. Like say for example, troops in Iraq actually find a chemical weapons cache...but it aint VX or sarin. Its some fucked up new shit that turns whoevers infected into zombies. That could make some cool "get the hell out of the desert/k...

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MooCow wrote: Thanks Pepito!

S'all good man. I think the image is from a computer game that Allsop did a bunch of concept artwork for. There a whole bunch of other artwork for people to mine for avatars. myself, I like the monkey.

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heres another review for you, you big freaky beardo Promised Sands RPG Published by BBRACK Productions Written by Benjamin Rogers, Mike Rennaker, Robert Anderson, & Kelly Slaughter 394-page b&w softcover; $36.95 Asking gamers who are already familiar with half a dozen RPG systems to learn an...

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it looks fun. Vampires Verses Werewolfs. chicks in leather coats doing the wire fu thang.

It does kinda seem like somebody owes White Wolf a royality check though.

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alrighty here we go: Chisholm institute student card (with me pulling a funny face. CE and I have a game running trying to see who can get the worst student ID. he is currently winning, though I plan to take the lead with a pirate hat and some blacked out teeth) blockbuster video membership card. Te...

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Lets see. anything Transhuman space related. Anything GURPS WW2 related. Any Con X stuff I haven't seen yet (black book sourcebook). and that Angel RPG looks really cool.

but seeing as I'm stuck buying this shit in Oz and paying through the nose, I'll just have to mail order.

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I was...like, kidding but okay!

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oh. well in that case..give this a whirl. Military Simulations 134 Cochranes Rd Morrabin. PO box 1164 Moorabbin, Victoria, Australia. Post code: 3189 Phone: (no idea what international code goes before this) 03 9555 8886 FAX: (ditto) 03 9553 3339 Email: sales@milsims.com.au Web Site: www.milsims.com...

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Of the Australian stores, they're the best (that I've found), and they're certainly cheaper than the stores around here. That should say something right there. :) As for Evan, why don't you just pull the addresses off the websites? I'm gonna hazard a guess and assume your looking to deal directly w...

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Jestyr, I dunno what your deals have been with MilSims, but I've known them for years and in my experiance, they ain't good, they ain't cheap and they sure as shit ain't effcient. I've seen them "pretend" to loose orders so that their mates don'thave to wait to get books and "accident...

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