Bulldrek v3.0

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A male newscaster sits up straight on the television screen. His hair is dyed black, he has a mustache and does his best to look like the mid-to-late-30 year old he is not.

This just in: Good monkies are useless without nipple clamps! That is all.

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When did that become a concern?

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money

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hippie

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Would it strike you odd if I didn't really stop to think about that?

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Draddle

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Jewish mother

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Tasers LDH

Bad monkey! No cookie for you!

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Useless

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Do I really have to get into this with you?

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In retrospect, I went to a party with my friend (you will know him as Darkalin). It was interesting, but in the end kind of awkward. I almost got in a fight with someone over how obnoxiously ignorant Mikey Moore is. Most of them were anti-establishment hippies. But you know what, they have good thin...

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I would use my powers sparingly after I got used to them. I'd help anyone I saw in dire need of help... But they'd be a fun novelty in my life..I'm not going to let super powers take me for a ride just because I have them. I'd do good with them, mostly. But it all depends on what powers I'm given. I...

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Orgy-"Bluemonday" godhead-"Amazing Grace" (the only semi-religious thing in my life.) Godsmack-"Thunder Kissin'65" Marilyn Manson-"Rock'n'Roll Nigger" Marilyn Manson-"Suicide is Painless" Static-X-"Behind the Wall of Sleeping" Static-X-&quo...

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hard work

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Are we talking about me now?
Do you think I'm that arrogant to change the subject to yours truly?

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Pulls a ten year old boy out from reality. OK kid, sing that damned jingle bell song.... The kid obnoxiously clears his throat and begins to sing off key. Ohhh... Jinglebells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The bat mobile lost a wheel, Pulls out a taser and shoots the kid. Sorry folks, I forgot ...

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Don't you know they really don't care?

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Note to self: my hand is cramping up.

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Everybody knows one is lonely,
Two is interesting..
Three is really company....

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Canada

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Its automatic, you're the one.

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smelly yak

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can't we all just be friends?

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The Presidents of the United States? Wasn't that Lump song great?

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WATER!

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oh! oh! I'll go.

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Do you remember larry?

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skate boarding

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Did you eat a big bowl of stupid for breakfast?

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This thread LIVES!

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They only remotely amusing thing was the "Microsoft: Did you want to go to Heaven today?" link.

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How else would you tie a pencil to a wall and harm yourself?

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rofl. This one is a true story, I unfortuantely saw it on Cops (we just got cable in our breakroom @ work so..I used to have to watch Fox.) Tell a policemen who is investigating a domestic disturbance at your residence, that your ID is in the house. When they refuse to let you go in to get it, make ...

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pedophile.

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144. Little man to stick inside computer (a-la three dead trolls in a baggie)

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Sock_Monkey wrote: My dog would refuse to urinate on filth like you!

Awesome.

My dead grandmother has better reflexes!

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That's truly awesome. It's written with bullet-proof grammar (atleast to me) and the descriptions couldn't be better. It makes you wonder if everyone really is crazy or not... Come back with more. :p Perhaps describe things from Arin's POV before he is shown the truth or show things from his POV aft...

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Do you have more than one life?

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Keep a pet businessman.
"If you don't let me keep Mr. Stevenson, I'm going to hold my breath......until I turn gay!"

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rosey red cheeks

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Do video games count? Can't my excuse be that I was rather drunk?

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balls.

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135. Slave workers to open up a chain of lemonade stands with. Muwah!

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Poor kitties. :cry

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Yes, but that was a vague part of it. It mostly wrote it's self, but I did conjure up those images to help make it more potent. It's really supposed to speak on behalf of society's evolution. From cavemen to modern day urban dweller. From prey to predator and back again, existing as own prey.

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You can't kill me with it. I have my voices.

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Why do you ask?

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eat Nightsky's Mom's cooking. :-P

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