http://www.achewood.com/ . Samples: http://M.assetbar.com/uuabg24ZC.gif http://M.assetbar.com/uuadhqS6C.gif Not all of the comic is about tormenting children, but damn if those don't get me every time. Very well developed comic, blogs for each of the major characters, and it's been around for 5 yea...

Before the Essence of the Justigoat, Ryan slowly materialises in a gurgling, shimmering pool of rich blue energy. The Justigoat speaks in a deep, soothing voice that seems to hit the physical, mental and spiritual spectrums all at once, producing a harmony untold for many ages. WELCOME, MASTER. Rya...

The Incarna of the Justigoat is barely cohesive after the onslaught of OverLord's heroic effort- now helpless against the combined might of the Bulldrekkers. He gibbers helplessly as attack after attack slams into his weakened, vulnerable form. HEEBIE-KRABBA-ONGO-REE-REE-REE-SLADADA-POIT! WEN-REN-G...

The strobe effect eventually fades. When it does, the Justigoat can be plainly seen in the sky, looking no worse for bear, perhaps even more powerful, even. FOOLISH DRAGON. THE MORE YOU STRUGGLE, THE MORE YOU SINK. HOW DO YOU THINK I FUFILL MY COSMIC DUTIES, HMM? I A METAPHYSICAL SPONGE OF EPIC PRO...

The Justigoat shakes off his kitten travel-mates, and begins an unearthly chant: TO THE NORTH I SEND MY POWER, SO THAT I MAY GET MANY RETURNS. TO THE SOUTH I SEND MY POWER, SO THAT I MAY GET MANY RETURNS. TO THE EAST I SEND MY POWER, SO THAT I MAY GET MANY RETURNS. TO THE WEST I SEND MY POWER, SO T...

Get Real Paid- Beck

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PAH. YOU THINK YOUR "TECHNOLOGY" CAN STOP ME? I WAS GROWING OLD WHEN MAN FIRST POKED ANTHILLS WITH STICKS! Although Death Hand's attack passes right through the Justigoat's semi-corporeal form, the blast from the Randomizer™ is not completely without effect. Summoning his control over ent...

Meanwhile, back in Tokyo... Lord Death Hand arrives in Tokyo with his new payload and begins looking high and low for the Justigoat. He is thus not surprised when he sees a rift begin to materialize in front of him... AAH, FINALLY. NOW I CAN DESTROY THIS WRETCHED CITY AND BE FREE OF THE BONDS THAT ...

Meanwhile, in the Dimension of Balance..... The Justigoat sits atop his throne of blood and bone, brooding, contemplating his next move. Much time has been spent gathering various energies, but finally the time for waiting had come to an end. MUCH IS TO BE DONE. SURELY MY FOES HAVE REDOUBLED THEIR ...

The Justigoat Avatar gets bombarded by the Order Matrix... WHAT? THIS CAN'T BE! NO!!! The Balance between Chaos and Order is restored, and the Avatar begins to calcify once more into a statue..... 400 feet above the ground. . . . . . . . . . . SMASH! The statue shatters into a million pieces! But.....

<voiceclass="Snatch" id="Sol"> And it's worth... *gasp* fuck all. </voice>

I'm more curious about the pain involved in using Nair to chemically amputate limbs.

Okay, saw it last night. My quickie review is: ROCK. Although having someone other than Toby MacGuire to play Spider-man (but /not/ Peter Parker, mind you) would have been better. Someone... witty, like Owen Macguire, to crank out those one liners that Spidey is known for, would have been great.

Private Dancer- Tina Turner

Merchandising

The explosive bullets approach the Justigoat, but as they near, they decay into nothingness as if some sort of field of energy had intereceded on its own perogative. YOUR HUMAN IMPLEMENTS ARE ENTERTAINING, DRAGON. MUA-HA-HA-HA... I HAVE NOT KNOWN SUCH JOY FOR AEONS. THOUGH YOU HAVE THE COURAGE, FOO...

YOUR ATTEMPTS TRULY ARE VERY AMUSING, DRAGON. The statue, powered by Ryan's donated energies, begins to pulsate a sickening red, casting crimson light into every corner of the cave. I DO BELIEVE I SHALL HAVE THIS DANCE AFTER ALL, DRAGON. The cavern begins to termor with the vibrations from the stat...

*FAF* *FAF* *FAF

*Trav fires up his Scapegoat 2000 Blame-o-matic. Reality blurs, and eyewitness accounts vary, having everything from space aliens to non-euclidean aardvark men giving CrazyElf the syringe. Numerous conspiracy theorists blame everyone from Kwyndig to Overlord himself for the incident, and Ryan's pap...