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by punkey
Mon Jul 01, 2002 11:42 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Martha sais. (Caption contest)
Replies: 7
Views: 137

<A HREF="http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-talkingmartha.html"><IMG SRC="http://www.brunching.com/cgi/talkingmartha-gif.cgi?saying=GOD+DAMN%21+I+FEEL+LIKE+WIPING+MY+ASS+WITH+A+SALAMANDER+AND+CHASING+TODDLERS+AROUND+WITH+BLOOD-DRENCHED+TAMPONS%21" WIDTH=200 HEIGHT=278 ALT="Ma...
by punkey
Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:06 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Irc Funnies
Replies: 319
Views: 7926

Fun with MUDs. I got these off of Desolation, a post-apoc MUD based off of Wasteland. Try not to aim for rolling on the floor, unable to get up, but just for a hearty "What the fuck?" and a small inner smile for some of this. They're a bunch of weird folk. <gossip> Klyde: I have a plan tha...
by punkey
Wed Jun 26, 2002 4:30 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

A loud clap fills the air, the after effects of the a particuarlly powerful explosion. Everyone turns to see the hordes pouring out of the castle. "Or," Punkey said, reloading his pistol, "we could just kill everyone. Works for me." He stood and charged headlong into the fray. Su...
by punkey
Tue Jun 25, 2002 5:54 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Working up all his courage, Punkey decided to tell them about his idea. At the very least, they would hear it. It's better than nothing, he told himself. He walked into the center of the group, and said, "I know how we can fix this, make this all go away, so it never happened. Here's what we ca...
by punkey
Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:17 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Punkey sat there, idly flipping the coin in his hand. The large amount of chaos in the realm made random magick a snap, it was only a matter of reaching out and tweaking reality a bit, instead of beating the shit out of it like normally. It didn't have any affect on significant or major magicks, how...
by punkey
Sun Jun 23, 2002 11:44 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Lyrical Song Association
Replies: 42
Views: 552

Science
Brings gifts of convience to the modern man...

Aquabats - Cat With 2 Heads!
by punkey
Sun Jun 23, 2002 7:08 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

A bullet zinged by Punkey's head. He turned to look at the offending creature. "I'm trying to save the fucking universe here, do you mind?" He raised his gun and shot him in the face, causing what little brain matter he had to evacuate through the now-large hole in the it's head.
by punkey
Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:54 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Punkey's eyes suddenly light up. He begins mumbling to himself, "How did that go again, no that's not it," and other things like that. Suddenly he turns and asks, "Does anyone have a coin? Anyone?"
by punkey
Sun Jun 23, 2002 6:29 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Punkey walked over to where Overlord stood, and looked around the battlefield. Hundreds lay dead around them, some bleeding slowly from bullet wounds, some from sword injuries, while some were missing one or more limbs or vital organs, while some were not even recognizable as once being alive. The d...
by punkey
Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:13 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Punkey turned, and looked at the nearest Twisted, and whispered the word "Pain." Instantly, the word pain erupted from the it's skin, until the creature itself exploded. He turned and ran into the throng. One turned and aimed it's gun at him. Brinker stared at it. "Come on! Bring it, ...
by punkey
Fri Jun 21, 2002 7:58 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Punkey closes his eyes and thinks back to what Bill had told him was the basic tenet of chaos-based magick. "In order to gain control of chaos, you must give yourself to chaos. In order to shape the universe, you must let the universe shape you." He concentrates, and senses the chaos aroun...
by punkey
Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:41 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Punkey looks at Caz, then at the rest of the group. He pulls his S&W Model 29 out of his jacket, and checks the chambers, then flicks the revolver closed and reholdsters it. He feels nice and juiced up, and he's ready to get hit some of the long juice when he gets into the other realm. He looks ...
by punkey
Thu Jun 20, 2002 7:36 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Irc Funnies
Replies: 319
Views: 7926

I got a whole mess of these. Most of them were from a single night when the entire world seemed to go insane. <AmmoJack> what if you dont wear a hat? ;) <ElBarto> then you must have no head. That must really suck. <AmmoJack> Hey, Loopydupeyenergizerbatterymon, how did you change your name without me...
by punkey
Wed Jun 19, 2002 4:58 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

"Damn, I'm sorry, introductions are in order." He stands up and bows politely. "I'm Punkey, I'm a chaos mage, if it's probability, possibility or random chance you want messed with, I'm your man. I can also hold my own in a fight, if it comes down to that. Thanks for the ashtray, by t...
by punkey
Wed Jun 19, 2002 4:23 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Insane movie trivia
Replies: 21
Views: 320

Darrell Pritchett.
by punkey
Wed Jun 19, 2002 4:20 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Creative Advertising
Replies: 3
Views: 83

Creative Advertising

http://www.teletext.com/bigscreen/newsstory.asp?intarticleid=59147&intsubsectionid=7

I am impressed.
by punkey
Wed Jun 19, 2002 4:13 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Shatterings
Replies: 248
Views: 3039

Punkey sat there and took in the talk that was flowing around the room. He whispered "Lighter," and looked about for a second, then picked up someone's lighter that they had dropped on the floor, and flicked it open. He lit a cigarette, and placed the lighter back on the table. He weighed ...
by punkey
Wed Jun 19, 2002 3:51 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Strangely addicting....
Replies: 68
Views: 942

IE seems to be protecting me from playing it. It seems like fun, though.
by punkey
Tue Jun 18, 2002 4:41 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Upsidedown Thread
Replies: 48
Views: 514

[flipv]Wow. Neat toys. Bet it doesn't work on Netscape either.[/flipv]
by punkey
Mon Jun 17, 2002 9:26 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Compensation
Replies: 9
Views: 140

I just remembered this lawsuit from not too far back.

Railway Company Sues Google
by punkey
Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:24 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Compensation
Replies: 9
Views: 140

I think they're just strapped for cash. Let's all send them a dollar or something. Maybe they'll be happy.
by punkey
Mon Jun 17, 2002 8:21 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Breaking News: Eating makes you fat!
Replies: 63
Views: 720

I thought that too, after I was sitting in Health class and that's what the book said. But hey, what the fuck do I know. I just got back from the doctor's office a week ago, and he said everything was in order, so I donno what's going on anymore. It might have changed on me and I don't know it.
by punkey
Mon Jun 17, 2002 5:22 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Punkey's Classic Band Requirements
Replies: 29
Views: 414

Yeah, but I avoided that. Far too many opinions. Ironic, isn't it?

Yeah, Threadbare's right by the way. I told him it earlier. This is, quite honestly, the first place online that I've found where everyone presents valid points, hell, probably one of the first places ever.
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 8:42 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Punkey's Classic Band Requirements
Replies: 29
Views: 414

That I can definatly agree with. Very few people write that well.
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 7:18 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Punkey's Classic Band Requirements
Replies: 29
Views: 414

I expected disagreement. That's not the issue. The issue is with people reading it and simply saying I suck. I welcome diagreement, it means that I did something wrong and there's something I can improve upon. With something like that, it was enivitable, since musical taste is largely a matter of op...
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:42 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Punkey's Classic Band Requirements
Replies: 29
Views: 414

Hey, you know, if you don't like it, then don't use it and don't read it.This just happens to be in my opinion, that's why it has my name in front of it instead of "The". I can't know everything, so I had to make a few uninformed decisions when I made it, I'm sorry. Once again, if you don'...
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 9:16 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Punkey's Classic Band Requirements
Replies: 29
Views: 414

For me, classic isn't always something that everyone knows, (althought that certainly helps) it's something that is the best at what it does. With music, in order to be truely classic, being mainstream is a part of it. There's things that are classic in their own genre, like Dashboard Confessional i...
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 8:27 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Punkey's Classic Band Requirements
Replies: 29
Views: 414

Punkey's Classic Band Requirements

I was talking with Threadbare about music, and I came up with this list of rules on how music bands become classics. Punkey's Classic Band Requirements 1. Not eat themselves by doing too much, too fast. Case in point: Three Doors Down. Excellent music, but they just went too fast and were played too...
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 6:07 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Breaking News: Eating makes you fat!
Replies: 63
Views: 720

I should have clarified myself on that point. By genetically predisposed, I mean the people who work, work, work, and still can't not be somewhat fat. Obesity is, in my opinion, something that can ALWAYS be remedied through exercise and good eating, no one's that genetically predisposed to it. Sure,...
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:47 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Bulldrek Dreams
Replies: 24
Views: 314

I didn't say it had to be the next one. Maybe when we're all grey, old, and famous, that'll happen. Yeah, and maybe I'll trip on a bag of cash on my way out the door.
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:32 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Breaking News: Eating makes you fat!
Replies: 63
Views: 720

In my experiance, not being fat is a combination of 50% eating right, 50% exercise, and 100% genetics. If you're genetically predisposed to being fat, there's pretty much nothing you can do about it unless you go on a starvation diet or something. In some places, like Alaska or some other place that...
by punkey
Sun Jun 16, 2002 5:21 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: Bulldrek Dreams
Replies: 24
Views: 314

Sounds less like a dream and more like a portent of the future. :wideeyes
by punkey
Sat Jun 15, 2002 10:59 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Superpowers, sexually transmitted or otherwise.
Replies: 31
Views: 417

I donno, but I want this guy's powers. Selective disease spreading AND immunity? Sign me up!
by punkey
Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:29 pm
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: PANIC!
Replies: 19
Views: 218

I can sleep when I'm DEAD.
by punkey
Sat Jun 15, 2002 9:01 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: PANIC!
Replies: 19
Views: 218

*snaps to attention*

YESSIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER, SIR!
by punkey
Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:58 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: PANIC!
Replies: 19
Views: 218

HAH! I fixed it BEFORE you told me to!
by punkey
Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:56 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: PANIC!
Replies: 19
Views: 218

Yeah, I've spent the past 20 minutes trying to fix it.
by punkey
Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:42 am
Forum: Bulldrek
Topic: PANIC!
Replies: 19
Views: 218

PANIC!

AAAAH! Far too much free time now that I'm FINALLY out of school. Help me find ways to fill it, I'm afraid of what I might do otherwise...

*gathers up paste and small children...*
by punkey
Sat Jun 15, 2002 3:56 am
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

That's more of an archtype than anything else. An archtype is basically a path that a person takes that isn't really directly magickal in nature, but more of something that embodies a basic subset of humanity. For example, the Mother, the Executioner, the Believer, the Dreamer, the Actor, things lik...
by punkey
Thu Jun 13, 2002 4:29 am
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

One problem: Paradox. All schools of magick have a central paradox or absolute trueism. Pornomancers only can have sex for the purposes of getting closer to the Naked Goddess, anyone who's ever gotten smashed can argue that being drunk definatly makes you feel more powerful, what if it really does, ...
by punkey
Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:17 am
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Yeah, I forgot about that one. You know, if you're all about that one, it's cool. At least it's not Thanatomancy, or Death-based magick. Never been a big fan of that school, it's really hard to get charges for it, because the death has to be in a ritualized format lasting at least one hour, and that...
by punkey
Fri Jun 07, 2002 11:14 pm
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Would these be available to the average person who tried? Because otherwise, you're gonna have a hard time getting the parts to make it work. I mean, if you worked for TNI, you MIGHT be able to get it, but, as you can see, that's a pretty big might.
by punkey
Fri Jun 07, 2002 2:39 am
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Sure. You'd probably get charges doing things that more closely relate you to technology. Using the computer for an extended period of time would probably count as a minor charge, making some form of technological device or aquiring some form of personal technological system (one of those jackets wi...
by punkey
Wed Jun 05, 2002 10:21 pm
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Yeah, that makes sense. How about anything above $50?
by punkey
Wed Jun 05, 2002 5:57 am
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Yeah, but getting significant charges would be difficult if you live in the boonies and your nearest neighbors live 2 miles away.
by punkey
Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:22 am
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Just as a little taste of what I've got cooking on the back burners, here's a snippit from a school of magick I'm working on developing. (Translation: I really need 1 or 2 people, because one of the persons I planned on participating is incapable of playing in any form of a structured setting, so he...
by punkey
Sat Jun 01, 2002 3:41 am
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Well, that all depends on your definition of "cyber". Mechanomancy is all about technology. Not recent technology, but tech none the less. In fact, the school's taboo, the thingy that basically takes away all of your magic charges you've built up (don't worry, you can get them back), is th...
by punkey
Sat May 25, 2002 11:46 pm
Forum: The Game's the Thing
Topic: Funky roleplaying goodness.
Replies: 24
Views: 566

Hey hey. Yeah, looking for some people to join up, do a little RP, maybe change the world, stuff like that. A few things I neglected to tell Threadbare: 1. I am flexible on the location for the RP. IRC or BB, I don't care. 2. Preferably, setup would be in the forums and until summer, when it all sta...

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