Bulldrek v3.0

DAKIHULK

[glow]DAKIHULK IS NOW IN YOUR THREAD, DRINKING ALL YOUR BEERS![/glow]

DAKIHULK

About two weeks ago the drugs stopped working. I knew it almost instantly when I heard it again. Nothing I could make out of course, but I knew it like no other and I knew it's voice.... just below the surface, a whisper on the wind in my mind. It wanted out... stretch and flex and live once again. ...

DAKIHULK

*Saunters in and winks at AnHi*

DAKIHULK

*Reaches out from the shadows and grabs hold of Johnny* POPPLE! *With its free hand, the DAKIHULK begins crushing every bone in Johnny's chest, reducing them to a fine white powder. Once the body is good and flexible, the DAKIHULK begins to shove Johnny's head up Johnny's own ass... pushing him furt...

DAKIHULK

*The DAKIHULK feeds on the rage and is once again born into the world of men. The muscles in his arms tighten as he flexes his fingers and steps backwards into the shadows... unseen in the darkness.* *No sound. With a speed and grace that defies his size, he has dissapeared from sight. Waiting*

DAKIHULK

*The DAKIHULK lumbers into the thread and spies Murph* New toy!!! * DAKIHULK grabs hold of Murph, crushes him into a perfectly round ball and proceeds to play hackey-sack with him, sending the "ball" into low earth orbit with each kick. Eventually he grows bored playing and kicks Murph int...

DAKIHULK

Mmmm... SOUP! *DAKIHULK slurps down all the soup and belches loud enough to rattle the foundations*

GOOD! RAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!! CRUSH!

*The gamma-irradiated beast brings the Hanbo of Greater Smashing crashing down on AnHi's head*

DAKIHULK

*... and the anger overpowers his willpower, causing the gamma irradiated cells to manifest in full glory.*

RARRRRGH!

DAKIHULK

[blur]I am never alone.[/blur]

DAKIHULK

You are correct, I was not born of this place... I was born of the same things that created this place. *To illustrate his point, he thrusts his hand out to the side. The mammoth hand slides easily into the tunnel wall, the stone again becoming like water and flowing around him. He says nothing and...

DAKIHULK

Well, there are two ways this story can go right now. One:: Everyone can attempt to stop what is happening to the cities and stop DAKIHULK. Two:: The battle is lost and this particular plane of existence becomes the realm of DAKIHULK, leaving the door open for someone else to start a story thread th...

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[blur] Don't you know what happened when Alice decided to see what was in the rabit hole? [/blur] *The voice echoes throughout the tunnel, seeming to come from every direction at once. It is a voice devoid of emotion. The walls of the tunnel shake with each word as the voice continues.* [blur] What ...

DAKIHULK

*He stood, unmoving as the attacks came, none of them surprising him. This was the warm-up, a test. Caz wanted to see the extent of his abilities and strength. The mere fact that none of the attacks had done any damage should be enough to convince Caz that his standard ways of dealing with a treat w...

DAKIHULK

*Once he had reached the highpoint of the tragectory, he begin to flip. As the ground rushed up to meet him, he speed was already slowed enough that he could land on his feet. It was all very predictable. The DAKIHULK waited patiently as the spot in the air grew closer. That would be Caz coming to &...

DAKIHULK

*It sounds like a deep sigh, but the force of the sound shakes the nearby rubble* This is most dissapointing. Your response is just as I figured. I am very much aware of the situation Caz, more aware than you are about what exactly is going on. *He takes a step forward, letting the mask of shadows s...

DAKIHULK

*The fallen rubble created a cloud of dust that helped block the light of the sun. This extra darkness gave him the chance to move through the city undetected. He was tracking, searching for one specific thing. Just one more thing to do... almost an afterthought... but necessary.* *He could smell hi...

DAKIHULK

*The city shakes again... it is subtle but very noticeable. The rubble on the ground vibrates and loose piece tumble down to the ground. For several tense moments it seems another quake is about to hit and then... nothing. Silence. They would think it to be aftershocks and would leave it at then but...

DAKIHULK

Attention: Citizens of Bulldrek,

This place is mine now. I have gained that final edge that will be your undoing should you try and stop me.

DAKIHULK

DAKIHULK

Okay, before anyone asks what's up with the [Location] The Pit thread. This is a story. Interactive. The [Location] tag designates it is a thread dedicated to this story. That thread is just what it says... a location. There are going to be multiple locations that go up and things progress. If you p...

DAKIHULK

*It began with a shake. Then another. And another. At that point the sound finally reached the first major city bordering on the barren lands. An explosion. Another. Another. Each new sound became softer... the force of the sound less yet the shaking of the earth grew ever greater. The great buildin...

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK pauses in his step and watches the one called Chuckles vanish in a portal. The image of the face is now a part of his memory and he continues on his path, each stepping registering on the seismic scale. Soon enough, he has left the thread.*

DAKIHULK

*...his skin turns the deep emerald hue as the body expands, growing new muscles to provide a means to escape the pure rage he feels. The DAKIHULK is once again in control. It's birthing cry one of rage and anger. The very sound shakes the foundation of the thread. It would seem like every mutation ...

DAKIHULK

*...and awakens the beast within.*

RAAAAAAAH!!!!!

*DAKIHULK tackles Caz to the ground and begins with the pummeling of his face*

DAKIHULK

DAKIHULK HATE veggies!

*DAKIHULK grabs the next poster and smashes him or her into the thread wall*

DAKIHULK

French food make DAKIHULK SMASH!

DAKIHULK

O_O *After being stabbed, sliced and shot, DAKIHULK 's regen capabilities are stretched to the limit and his anger reach new levels* RAAARRRRGHHH!!! ((Translation: Sirs, you have insulted my honor and will now be punished.)) * DAKIHULK frantically tries to pick up a chunk of rock and fling it at Fla...

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK grabs hold of Flame and uses it to defile Szechuan*

DAKIHULK

*Deep beneath the crust of the earth, there is no sound save for the tumbling rocks and smashing of a great many things. DAKIHULK looks up and gets an idea. For the first time he can remember, DAKIHULK smiles and begins delivering Ryu's Dragon Punch to the space above him, sending spires of rock up ...

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK stretches and then rears back and delivers a double axe-handle blow to the nearby plates, starting a chain reaction that creates a giant rift, trapping everyone in the city*

DAKIHULK

*Considering that the DAKIHULK embedding himself deep under the earth's crust, he decides to take the surprise route towards Washington DC where he begins to SMASH the plates under the city and cause the entire area to begin to crumble*

DAKIHULK

*In the vast cold of space, aboard the OCBP, a beast lumbers through the halls and stops at the bombardment lauch bay. The cows grazing in the area scatter like rats as the DAKIHULK makes his way to the launching device* TARGET! *Using fingers a little too big for the standard keyboard, DAKIHULK pro...

DAKIHULK

*Before Caz's eyes, Daki's body shifts and contorts as he mutates into DAKIHULK!!!*

BAD CAZ!

* DAKIHULK pulls himself off the lathe and brings his fist down on Caz's head full force*

DAKIHULK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*DAKIHULK rushes to the window and watches a dog eat the cajun steaks*

DAKIHULK MAD! DAKIHULK SMASH CITY TO GROUND!

*DAKIHULK jumps out the window and onto the nearest building that he proceeds to smash over and over again*

DAKIHULK

*A portal appears behind Caz and from it come massive tentacles the size of DAKIHULK 's arms. They quickly wrap around Caz's body and hold him immobile as the massive form of [blur] DAKIHULK'THULLU [/blur] steps through the portal* *Lacking the usual unbriddled rage, [blur] DAKIHULK'THULLU [/blur] s...

DAKIHULK

*It seems Caz-monkey forgot to read the .sig*

ARRRGH! DAKIHULK so ANGRY!

*After ripping off Caz-monkey's sack like a papertowel, DAKIHULK bends Caz-monkey over his knee*

DAKIHULK SPANK BAD MONKEY!

*DAKIHULK begins spanking Cazmonkey's intestines out his nostrils*

DAKIHULK

... DAKIHULK bursts out of the barrel and stares at Caz-Monkey*

BAD MONKEY!

*DAKIHULK proceeds to use Caz-monkey's monkey balls as punching bags*

DAKIHULK

*poink* OWW! *poink* OWW! *POINK* OWWWW! *Checks his body for anymore staples but catches the faint laughter of Kwyn in the far distance* NO LAUGH AT DAKIHULK !!! * DAKIHULK Crashes through the Sears Tower building and waits until the building takes out the neighboring few city blocks giving him a n...

DAKIHULK

*...with a cry of pure rage, Daki's skin bulges and reforms as new muscle grows and grows. The body that once was Daki is now DAKIHULK. With barely an effort, DAKIHULK pulls himself up from the ground and yanks out the staples*

*poink* OWW!

*poink* OWW!

*Poink* OWW!

DAKIHULK

*SQUISH*

*Looks down to see what he stepped on...*

DAKIHULK HATE stepping in tourist with camera!

*Stomps on*

DAKIHULK

*Another big game creature walks along nearby, its very footsteps registering on a seismic scale. DAKIHULK is on the prowl*

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK blinks and grabs Szechuan's foot*

BAD!

*Bends Szechuan's leg in a way it was never meant to be bent and begins shoving it down Szechuan's throat*

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK shoves the wooden spoon up LDH's nose, scoops out the grey matter and then gets all stabby on Szechuan with said spoon*

DAKIHULK

YOU HURT GUNNY!!!!!!

*DAKIHULK grabs Szechuan in a bear hug and turns every bone in his chest to dust*

CAZ!!! Hit Szechuan with THE LIST!

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK looks down at Szechuan*

Bad idea little man...

*DAKIHULK grabs Szechuan's index finger* This little piggie go DEAD!

*Crushes the finger to dust*

*DAKIHULK grabs Szechuan's middle finger* This little piggie go DEAD!

*Cruches the finger to dust*

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK looks at LDH*

Why you laugh? You just as bad!

*DAKIHULK grabs Szechuan and shoves it through LDH's eye socket*

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK fills each hole with C4, attaches a detonator and creates the ultimate gib job*

DAKIHULK

*Regens the arm back and growls*

DAKIHULK HATE THAT!!!

*DAKIHULK takes great pleasure in ripping off each of Szechuan's limbs and then shoving said limbs up Szechuans ass*

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK spits the unpopped kernals out of his mouth at rail-gun speed so they perferate every inch of Szechuan's body*

DAKIHULK

*Grabs LDH and shoves him up Szechuan's ass*

Postpumping make DAKIHULK SMASH!

DAKIHULK

*DAKIHULK grows tired of playing, balls Szechuan up into a tidy bundle and kicks him into the stratosphere*

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