Bulldrek v3.0

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It wasn't me. It was that idiot...I think.

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Adam Sandler

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Looney Tunes

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Friggin double posted. Well, I used to be a bartender, too. That was fun but got old real quick. Much better to be on the other side having fun.

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I am an Ex-Law Enforcement Officer and Ex-Park Ranger. I currently am finishing up my Bachelor's Degree in Criminal Justice and Political Science from Saginaw Valley State University and am hoping to go to grad school soon after to study National Security. I want to eventually be working for the Uni...

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Lestat

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Having been a cop, I am just curious as to whether this is common practice in large cities, of bar bouncers carrying mace. I guess I never really looked into it, but I know for damn sure that bouncers in bars in this area do not carry mace. Their job does not entail duties of going to that extent to...

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the itsy-bitsy spider

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Um, yeah. No loud babies for this chica for awhile yet.
Alrighty, I will letcha know what I figure up.

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Song I tease my little sis with (Evil, I know

) : Tiny titties on her chest, tiny titties but no breasts.

BOOBS!

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Having an autopsy performed while you're alive.

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Paul, in my schooling I've done a lot of work and have attended many seminars on forensics, etc. And, I write. I'm no expert, but any help I can offer, well - just hit me up.

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*Teja high-fives Szech as she walks in cautiously*

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Thought of a couple others... Dad once said, "You know, we must both be MEAT. Cause we're both full of bologna." (followed by barrels of laughter at himself. I love my father, most for his weird sense of humor.) Ex-Step-Dad once sat up in bed (told to me via mom) and said, "Ever so of...

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Dance clubs, for me, are a total social thing. Sure, I like dancing and if I go to a dance club, I am gonna dance, not just stand there like a brick on a wall. However, the whole point is to meet people. Even when I go with a large group, there is always that inkling that maybe you'll meet someone. ...

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Okay, frustration has dissolved some. Thanks for all of the condolences. I guess it's just my way of trying to put blame on someone(s) for something that was really out of their control. And they did try to help. Its really sad the tax payers don't put more money into their own safety. Things like w...

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Okay, maybe it is because I am reffering to Small Town, MI, USA, but how is it that my friend has a heart attack last night and calls 9-1-1 at 9:30pm and they finally show up at 10:02pm, failing to be able to save his life. Is it just me or is this absolutely ridiculous? It has peaked my interest en...

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MooCow wrote: I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

That's too funny. Does that mean most people strip for others after 15 minutes? Whoops. Now I know what I've been doing wrong.

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Mom: "Stop acting like a hemmorhoidal douchebag!!!"
(ABSOLUTELY mortified when i figured out what that meant at 11.)

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Squirt

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Gossip

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Pizza

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This week I've been on a mission to go through old junk to find Squirt some kick ass toys. So far, he favs the Green Goblin. He thinks he's Spiderman or something, kicking the shite out of that toy. It's pretty cute. Heh.

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A bunch of old Japanese men stomping grapes.

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Serious Paul wrote:
The Centre can hold up to 900 inmates, most of them unconvicted or unsentenced
Lawyers stateside would have this place closed inside a week.

*drops jaw* 900? Mixed? Wow. That's a BIG no-no around here.

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Who's on First?

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The Wonder Years

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Szechuan wrote:No, like Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, 16 Candle, Steel Magnolias, etc..

Molly Ringwald flicks? Wow, Szech, do you know me or what? Other ones of suggestion might be Hope Floats, Bed of Roses, Serendipity, or the ever-love-struck Romeo and Juliet. Ahhhh.

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Poo-poo

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*returns the wuffles* Then debates about going and renting When Harry Met Sally and buying some Hagen-Daaz and Kleenex, then figures doing more homework would probably be the better option.

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This week, I have been putting in overtime into my studies due to exams and crud, though it seems that only about as much info. as normal is sinking in. Could it be because this weekend is Valentine's and yes, I'm a bitter, bitter, single chic? Probably. Aw, hell, life goes on.

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Who's your daddy??

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*Teja walks around the room checking everything out and hearing her tummy start to grumble*

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It was in his dream. It was like, he was flying over all of these BOOBS. No chics, just a whole bunch of BOOBS kinda all gathered like mountains. Interesting, really.

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Boobopolis? Does that look anything like that scene in 40 Days & 40 Nights? Oh, gawd. That was a lot of BOOBS !!!

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Val Kilmer

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Hell yeah. I'm all about hangin' out in Stanton and delving into the wide world of BBQ. Not to mention, it's only like a 2 hour drive. Can't say for definate of all the days, but am definately planning a couple of em.

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Wonderland

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*Teja walks in, fumigates the place, and then runs out because she's allergic to some cakes.*

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Pimps and Devils

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The game of Life

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*returns the nod to CykoSpin and takes a refreshing drink of her Miller Lite when she feels a presence behind her and turns to see Szech* Oh? Was that /your/ meat? *laughs* It was tasty. Sorry I cannot return it to you though. :) *hails the bartender down and points him to Cyko and Szech* Get these ...

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Aaaaah. Well, whatever. Sure, it's a bit superficial. I'm not as brushed up on my Urban Legends as some of ya'll, obviously, but I still found it pretty damn cool. 'Specially the first part.

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But what I do know, is that the WB is not known for that type of show. They do things like Dawsons Creek and Smallville. Both are good in their own way, but not how I would like to see a MacGyver sequel. The Shows that Warner Bros. produces for it's own station are fun shows, but not terribly high ...

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Found this Presidental information rather freaky.... Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end. Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years. 1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office) 1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated) 1880: James A. Garfield (a...

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Larry

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I've been in love with MacGyver since I was about 7. Know how all 12 year old girls have a heart-throb? Mine was RDA. Heh. (I know, I know.....heh) Anyways, do I think that a MacGyver sequel could rock? Hell yeah it could. Why? Sure, it'd be a hell of a risk to cast Mac's "nephew" and obvi...

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Tacky

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