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by Rapid Fire
Fri Apr 09, 2004 3:50 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: 15 year old girl charged with child pornography
Replies: 231
Views: 3777

Um, a bunch of hysterical and sanctamonious Puritan dumbasses whose raging libidos allowed them to read too much into some innocent family photos, resulting in their overreaching the limits of their authority and wasting a lot of time and money because they're closet perverts? Sometimes a cigar is ...
by Rapid Fire
Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:16 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Movie Quotes that Kick Ass
Replies: 51
Views: 1233

Movie quotes

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil...in another dimension!" - Grig, The Last Starfighter "Can you fly, motherfucker? CAN YOU FLY?!?!?" - Valentine, Tremors "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at th...
by Rapid Fire
Sat Mar 06, 2004 6:10 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Fever
Replies: 19
Views: 344

As long as we're ont he subject, how are mothers always able to tell when you have fever and when your faking it by feeling of your forehead? I've never figured this out. Because people who are running a fever feel hot..... ? MooCow pretty much has it...when my son gets a fever, the dead giveaway i...
by Rapid Fire
Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:44 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: [Computers] AMD vs Intel
Replies: 24
Views: 463

Also, AMD processors of the same Herz as Intel processors aren't as fast, but then again, you pay less for them. So all in all, it's a load of shit...even though I do prefer Intel, just to be on the safe side. Not true. The Athlon XP 2400+ runs at 2 Ghz, but with everything else being equal, it wou...
by Rapid Fire
Sat Nov 22, 2003 9:55 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: are you a pizza snob?
Replies: 61
Views: 1204

Meat!!! and more Meat!!! and Fungus too!!! NO veggies on pizza!!!

If I wanted veggies, I'd order a salad. :D
by Rapid Fire
Sat Nov 22, 2003 4:28 am
Forum: The Embassy
Topic: quote reply issue
Replies: 7
Views: 265

Yep, that was it, wasn't logging in when first coming here. Why it auto-logins after trying to post, I don't know. :conf
by Rapid Fire
Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:32 am
Forum: The Embassy
Topic: quote reply issue
Replies: 7
Views: 265

3278 wrote:Yeah, that's wierd. Are you still logged in when you end up at the main screen?

Is anyone else using Mozilla? If so, are you having the same problem?

I need to check to see if I'm logged in before posting. I'll try to remember....
by Rapid Fire
Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:30 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Abortion and Death Penalty...
Replies: 93
Views: 1289

The only way to solve the abortion debate is to make abortion obsolete, or in other words, completely unnecessary. How humanity figures that out, I haven't got a clue. I suppose mandatory contraception would be a possibility, but that opens a bigger can of worms than I want to think about. I agree 1...
by Rapid Fire
Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:20 am
Forum: The Embassy
Topic: quote reply issue
Replies: 7
Views: 265

quote reply issue

Lately, when I've wanted to do a reply with quote, I hit the quote button by the post, and it sends me to the main screen instead of the post screen. It doesn't do it everytime, however.

I'm using Mozilla 1.5 BTW.
by Rapid Fire
Sat Nov 15, 2003 10:11 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Would you vote for Bush in the next election?
Replies: 219
Views: 3648

Is there a margin of error used in elections? If so, those numbers would be well within it! Okay, I'm not an expert or anything, but I get antsy when somebody says "I don't know what the facts are, but I'm sure that they support my case!" Call me kooky. There was too many things that seem...
by Rapid Fire
Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:29 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Would you vote for Bush in the next election?
Replies: 219
Views: 3648

And thank you so much for your condescending attitude. Dude, that's what you get when you act like a child. Remember the 48 pt screaming red "Fuck No!" and the "I dare you to prove it to me" crap? You were hardly being the pinnacle of maturity. My response was completely appropr...
by Rapid Fire
Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:43 pm
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Would you vote for Bush in the next election?
Replies: 219
Views: 3648

Is there a margin of error used in elections? If so, those numbers would be well within it! No, there's not a margin of error used in elections. (The whole notion is nonsensical.) So those numbers could not possibly be within it. Look at the current controversy surrounding electronic voting. If you...
by Rapid Fire
Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:46 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Would you vote for Bush in the next election?
Replies: 219
Views: 3648

(Go ahead and try to convince me he was elected. Good luck) Because every count of the votes in Florida, both before and after the election was finalized, still came out for Bush. Yes, the court system cut off the counting and recounting before the Democrats were satisfied that it was over, but the...
by Rapid Fire
Thu Nov 13, 2003 5:01 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Would you vote for Bush in the next election?
Replies: 219
Views: 3648

To answer the original question: FUCK NO. I knew it back when the fucking SOB was appointed the Presidency by the Supreme Court (Go ahead and try to convince me he was elected. Good luck) that this retard would fuck everything up. The lesser of two evils? What could anyone possibly do to make a bigg...
by Rapid Fire
Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:43 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: If Bulldrekkers were on South Park
Replies: 41
Views: 844

Made this a while back:


Image
by Rapid Fire
Sat Aug 16, 2003 4:31 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Wizard World - Pic of Gunny???
Replies: 78
Views: 1390

[lurk=off]

mmm... hot chick in leather...

[lurk=on]
by Rapid Fire
Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:48 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: A neat little orbit simulator
Replies: 17
Views: 255

I've got two stable retrograde orbits, plus another with a very long orbit that shows up onscreen once every few minutes. :D
by Rapid Fire
Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:28 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: The Black Pearl
Replies: 20
Views: 289

I'm there dude. :D

So damn many promising movies coming up:

Pirates of the Caribbean
28 Days Later
T3
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life


Yeah!!! :cool
by Rapid Fire
Tue Jun 17, 2003 3:01 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Help!!--My Computer Hates me :(
Replies: 50
Views: 695

Okay I check my ram...looks like I'll need to upgrade it....Odd thing is it says I 127Bits of RAM...Isn't that a bit of an odd number? That usually means that you have integrated video that is sharing your system RAM. If you're running ME with only 1 meg of video RAM, that might explain why your vi...
by Rapid Fire
Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:12 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Satelite for sale
Replies: 7
Views: 126

:D

If I had a zillion bucks, I'd go for it. :cyber
by Rapid Fire
Sun May 11, 2003 4:59 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Job Opening for Trekkies
Replies: 19
Views: 277

Kind of makes sense, in a weird sort of way. :plode
by Rapid Fire
Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:19 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Half Life 2
Replies: 15
Views: 245

oh. my. god.
by Rapid Fire
Fri Mar 21, 2003 4:12 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Who do You think of?
Replies: 30
Views: 532

When I hear The Offspring's "Gone Away", I always think of my brother Art, who I lost almost 20 years ago. Gone Away Maybe in another life I could find you there Pulled away before your time I can't deal it's so unfair And it feels And it feels like Heaven's so far away And it feels Yeah i...
by Rapid Fire
Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:12 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Americans are Stupid
Replies: 40
Views: 651

After that, we could create compulsory literacy tests for anyone who'd like to purchase a curling iron, or Windex. Or...we could make the instructions simple enough to ensure anyone, who isn't exceptionally unintelligent, can easily interpret them. Or...how about making sure that these young adults...
by Rapid Fire
Thu Feb 20, 2003 4:27 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: [Iraq] I hate idiots with no grasp of logic
Replies: 13
Views: 220

Never argue with an idiot. They just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

:D
by Rapid Fire
Sun Dec 15, 2002 7:00 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Nemesis! It's out!
Replies: 35
Views: 490

Daki wrote:From what I have heard, it's not a very good movie. I'll wait until it's on video.
Ignore the damned critics. This movie rocked!! If you liked watching STTNG, you will love this flick!!

Since when do the critics know anything about scifi movies? :cute
by Rapid Fire
Sun Nov 24, 2002 6:05 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Your Dream Job
Replies: 37
Views: 590

Mattress tester. :D
by Rapid Fire
Sat Nov 09, 2002 4:06 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Made-up Bullshit Names
Replies: 57
Views: 869

My friend's little sister's name is Aslinn. It's pronounced Ash-leen and is derived from Gaelic. Considering it's easy to pronounce, it doesn't particularly annoy me. Was it just me, or did anyone else read that name as being pronounces as Ass-lin before the Gaelic explanation? Actually, I read it ...
by Rapid Fire
Tue Sep 17, 2002 3:23 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Be taken seriously! Win prizes! Date gorgeous women!
Replies: 45
Views: 945

FlameBlade wrote:Rapid Fire:

You could always take your gorgeous wife out on a date ;)

Yes, well, that goes without saying. :D

totally off topic: Where might one get one of those South Park avatars?


EDIT: Nevermind!!! :D
by Rapid Fire
Mon Sep 16, 2002 4:37 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Be taken seriously! Win prizes! Date gorgeous women!
Replies: 45
Views: 945

Re: Be taken seriously! Win prizes! Date gorgeous women!

Want to add some intelligence to your post, free of charge? Watch these four points: * punctuation: use appropriate punctuation in your post * capitalization: capitalize only words that require capitalization * grammar: use correct grammar * spelling: run your post through SpellCheck before you sub...
by Rapid Fire
Fri Jun 21, 2002 4:20 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Win 2K vs XP Pro
Replies: 24
Views: 300

About two-dozen auto-firing continuous point-defense 360-arc high-energy-focused Laser Beams. When i bother to add anti-missile weapons; I usually just have obscenely strong shields and a propensity for taking fleets big enough that losing two or three ships to missiles isn't a huge deal. Know what...
by Rapid Fire
Mon May 06, 2002 3:54 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Spider-Man quickie Review
Replies: 40
Views: 693

MooCow wrote: And of course, the best scene of all was the upside down rain kiss scene.... Kirsten Dunst + Wet T-Shirt + chilly temperatures = WOOHOO!!! :D

MooCow
The one track mind cow
Totally gratuitous, but oh so good....so very good... :eek
by Rapid Fire
Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:34 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Which came first? The egg or Jack Chick?
Replies: 63
Views: 1057

Gunslingers

Cazmonster wrote: Now we have two guys with guns as Avatars. That makes me very happy. And, woe betide this Jack Chick feller if I ever meet him and the only other folks around are my buddies, because then he'll get to taste the chalky hardness of a urinal.
Glad to oblige. :D
by Rapid Fire
Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:30 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Please kill my boss!! (A Rant)
Replies: 30
Views: 621

Two words: Tape Recorder.

Next time he denies telling you to do something, play it back for him.

He doesn't have pointy hair by chance? :)
by Rapid Fire
Mon Apr 01, 2002 4:27 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Which came first? The egg or Jack Chick?
Replies: 63
Views: 1057

Jack Chick is a fucking idiot.

I take that back; he is smart enough to feed his bullshit to the vast uneducated, indoctrinated masses and probably make a tidy profit from it.

But he is still a fucking idiot.
by Rapid Fire
Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:41 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Name Hoarding
Replies: 97
Views: 1897

8 wrote: An infinity sign, my dear fellow.
Fucking cool..... :D
by Rapid Fire
Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:07 am
Forum: Semi-Serious Topics
Topic: Name Hoarding
Replies: 97
Views: 1897

:P

Can't have mine!!! 'course, you probably didn't want it anyway....