Bulldrek v3.0

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Just reading through this made me ragey. I need to unfriend Kyle on Facebook again.

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32 I am happy you are protective of your daughter, and had they been talking about mine I very well may have had the same reaction. I was just pointing out that perhaps they didn't mean it in the perverse way it came out. You have every right to react.

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I am sure they meant in the future. It would be the closest they could come, being heterosexual men (presumably), to marrying you. It was a compliment. Or if I look at it another way you think they are a bunch of douchers and not good enough for your kid. OR you think your friends are pedobears. I g...

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I feel so honored!! Now I want to do a Google search for fuckchop and shock and awe some bitches!!

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Boorums....

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Oh I see, when it's bad you have diarrhea of the fingers, when it's good you don't want to jinks it. Don't look now, but your cousin fucker is showing!!

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Yes, how about an update on this. Haven't seen anything on Facebook so I assume she is still alive. How rude of you to keep us out of the loop, Pip!

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As opposed to the Australians, most of whom have a goat in their family tree.

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I have problems in this area. While I try to keep my work hat on when I am at work, kids will do things that make me angry and I yell and holler at them, which isn't very professional. At this point in life I yam what I yam and there is little change that happens over the long haul. I can sit at the...

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I miss the nudity, all those naked pictures you used to send me, yeahhh. You know who you are. Sexy!

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It's really a shame we don't have a TMI thread...

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Has he shot someone or something yet, or is it in the pawn shop?

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My mother used to force us to eat this while growing up. Two words;

PEH

Sorry UncleJ, you know I love you, but dog food is dog food. I eat venison all the time, and by venison I mean elk, white and mule deer, antelope etc, and it all tastes good, but once you can it? It's dog food.

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Can we just get this out in the air? Bone is the one wanting to be tied up. Specifically face down on a public park bench.

There, I said it. Discuss.

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I find Anne Frank jokes highly inappropriate. The poor girl's life was an absolute horror: not only did she have her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but then she didn't even get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare! Ha ha ha! It's funny 'cause she's dead! Hopefu...

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AtemHutlrt wrote:I find Anne Frank jokes highly inappropriate. The poor girl's life was an absolute horror: not only did she have her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but then she didn't even get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare!

*encore clap*

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We are supposed to be trying to STOP him. Shit.

I need to stop skimming these threads and really read them, all those head games gone to waste.

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You once told me to go fuck myself and called me a bitch. That made me laugh for about a week.

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We are here for you Paul with any support we can provide.

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I am in the same boat as Paul. We have to dump 20K into getting the retaining wall on the garage fixed because it is pushing the garage and subsequently the house over. So all the new windows and doors in the world aren't going to stop the heat/cold from pouring in and out. After that we aren't goin...

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Sin that shot with the bee in the flower is a million dollar shot. They all look wonderful, but that one is fantastic. http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251057_1747583772945_1339330993_31430516_574494_n.jpg http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/259932_1773187053011_1339330993_3...

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AnHi you are so glass half full. He never talks to me, even when directly spoken to, you should take it as sort of a compliment, I know I do.

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If you would have just listened to me all those years ago....

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don't let your testicles have anything to do with your guns. Weapons need to be all brain, no balls. Please read this, then re-read this, then write it down and tape it to your bathroom mirror Bone. It will be your only hope of not killing yourself or some poor unsuspecting cousin fucker out there.

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DV8 wrote:It reminds me a lot of Fuck My Life.

"Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML"
AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

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No, in fact I would like to hear MORE!!

I am intrigued about the tea though, and now that Ray doesn't like it I might even get a taste of it. I will keep you informed.

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Cashie am I happy to see you or is that a pistol in my pocket?

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What a very, very lucky pussy.

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I do not even want to know.....

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That was really well said. Good for you. I hope the listen buddy, I hope they do.

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That show? IT REMINDS ME OF LOST.
Fuck that bunny.

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You really should use lube Jeff, that's just mean right there.

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The boy is a stickler for details, what can I say?

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Well how could they not, really. I know I am a fan....

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This show reminds me of Lost. This is not good.

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This will end in tears.

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Ray took this last Saturday out by my mom's house; http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253810_1747585252982_1339330993_31430522_3702449_n.jpg There were two of them flying about 1,000 feet up, (that's 304.8 m for you uncultured folk)just riding on the thermals. They were down low but by t...

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I love HBO for that very quality. RAPE IT UP PEOPLE I NEED ENTERTAINMENT!!

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3278 wrote:It's not our place as artists to determine if another artist's work is a success or failure: we shouldn't judge their work by our standards. That's shitty.

You realize that Elf is an artist.... right?

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Because you look better in a G string and have no inhibitions?

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Can I say I am disturbed by you referring to Girl Scouts as "tiny sexy solders"?

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How fucking hot does it get in Montana? I mean, I'm inured to heat, so wearing heavy jeans and boots while hiking doesn't bother me, even when I'm in 100+ degree weather with high humidity. Suck it the fuck up. Or get gaiters. And yet you get dragged out of the car and stomped on my a homeless man ...

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Um yeahhhh 32 I have been meaning to talk to you for some time about your use of the word yea. I think you mean to use the work yeaH, like with an H in it. I know, sounds funny right? Like herb. (That was for all the Brits who are never going to get that joke HAHAHA!) You should really be more preci...

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3278 wrote:Perhaps a normal man with a four foot dick would, but I am no normal man: when I walk through the woods with my cock out, it bites the snakes.

Your dick bites snakes?

and we thought Jeff was the gay one...

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OMG GROSS!! THE BLEACH, THE BLEACH IT BURNS!!

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This is a question of ball aeration gentlemen. Stop with your silly "logic" and stuff.

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Guess who saw a HUGE ASS snake yesterday?

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You know I could be a guy. This is the interwebs... it has been known to happen.... I have not talked out my ass in months though. In fact I have not talked much of all, so serious here and shit. I miss you guys though, I can't say "Oh you fucking racist!" in my new forum, they would never...

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Am I the only one who shakes their head and thinks "Only Bone..."?

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