Bulldrek v3.0

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Is anyone /actually/ debating those points? I don't know anyone personally who can argue with a straight face and mean it that you're a virgin if you've done it in the butt. Or gotten a hand from someone. If someone can actually argue -- and mean it wholeheartedly without relying on semantic argumen...

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Bethyaga wrote:
Update Eva's rules to say that it has to be with another person.

*sigh*

I guess that means I can't retire quite yet. Tragedy!

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The Rules: manual, oral, vaginal and anal sex = sex. Holding hands, kissing, French kissing and non-genital manual/oral contact != sex. Which means that every single guy who's performed a manual override is not a vigin. Bravo! We've solved the "gotta get laid" problem! Now let's package t...

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FlameBlade wrote:
spudman wrote:Necessary for drinking
You die.

Shut your lip and order us a nip
You're much prettier when I have a drink in my hand

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Construction also provides many opportunities to hide the body. Just, y'know, sayin' is all...

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Necessary for drinking

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Adam wrote:
Runa wrote:And to think, just the other day he was helping me try to fit in in the Bulldrek forum. He seemed so nice. Was he like Hunter, then?
No. Ryan wanted you to fit into Bulldrek. Hunter wanted you to fit into his pants.

Two Adams can fit into /my/ pants, I tell you what.

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Adam wrote:So, there was this, like, thing, and this stuff happened, and then this elf showed up, and BANG! happy plane day. It was so wicked.

Like, totally. Yub, yub.

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It looks lots and lots of fun. It's great - there's been a drought of movies I want to see, of late. Now, in the next few months there's two Matrix movies, X-Men 2, Bulletproof Monk, LXG, Charlie's Angels 2, Underworld (*droooool*), Terminator 3, The Hulk... Squee! T3 is this summer or next summer?...

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Well, I'm just a sucker for high-tech thrillers and Sean Connery.

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Adam has birthdays? I thought he was hatched in a secret suburban government monkey laboratory... oh wait. That's me. Oops. Happy b-day biatch.

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RE: "Crazy Ivan" It's a line in "The Hunt for Red October" referring to a move that Russian sub captains perform to see if anyone is following them. As explained in the movie (and I can't corroborate IRL), a submarine is deaf to anyone who is right behind their propeller (called ...

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IM shorthand has a place -- in IRC and IMs. Otherwise, learn to spell.

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IMO, parent's responsibility >> school's responsibility.

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Daki wrote: In short, they are doing everything they can to combat obesity.

...short of taking the bacon double cheeseburger out of their mouths. The parents should be taking nutrition classes as well. It's not enough to just work out; you have to eat right too.

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In the immortal words of Catherine Judge, my Contracts professor at Suffolk Law, "Fair is a four-letter word."

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Recall that by November 1, 1950 China had commited troops to the Korean War, and chances are they'd do it again if war broke out there. I'd look to China's action in the UNSC; AFAIK, they haven't opposed a war resolution like Russia.

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FPS: HalfLife, Deus Ex, Medal of Honor, Rainbow Six [any], Thief [1|2] RPG: Deus Ex, NWN, Planescape: Torment HNS: Diablo [1|2], Serious Sam Ordered list: 1. Deus Ex (it's just that good) 2. NWN (expandability) 3. HalfLife (ginormous mod scene) 4. Diablo [either] (death, death and more death) 5. Sim...

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OPEC, as a cartel, is fraught with "cheating" by its members. When hurting for cash, or when they smell the opportunity to make a quick profit, the members will change their prices.

Forbes link
Asia Times link
Business day link
WTRG Economics link

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IMO, I would call it a dichotomy, not hypocrisy.

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null wrote:
spudman wrote:s/Shi'ite/Wahhabist/g
Well, well. Someone here knows how to use VI.

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I will compare Bush to McCarthy, with pushes to make being Shi'ite as frightening as being a Communist was, back in the day. Sunni Islam Shi'i Islam Shi'i Islam is the minority, Sunni is the majority. Also, the men that hijacked the WTC planes were mainly from Saudi Arabia , which is predominately ...

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IIRC, it is very difficult to sue the feds, especially for a decision made under their own discretion.

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Wtf does Presidential politics have to do with military culture (or lack thereof, depending on viewpoint)?

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From a discussion on the military and its training methods to "Bush sucks" in 27 posts. Not bad. I admire your ability to stay on topic, as the President is so very relevant to how the military trains its recruits. I've always regretted that physical impairment has kept me from serving in ...

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If I had had the time and wordcount, a section on Forensics would have been a great addition to the CorpSec chapter of SOTA:2063. I'd have to get a forensics manual or something though, to get a better real-world basis for it. As for game ideas, I could easily see Lone Star hiring runners (or pressu...

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Daki wrote:Well I think Eva summed up my thoughts nicely. However, I will bet any amount of money that Jessie Jackson gets involved in this before all is said and done.

And if you're a good boy, Rev. Al Sharpton will chime in too!

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The Lounge is a boil on the ass of DSF. But if it didn't exist, the slope-browed neanderthals would just post their crap in the game section. It's not so much there to provide a discussion area as to keep the bullshit out of the game section. In management-speak, it's not a "core competency&quo...

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The folly of party politics and the French scale: "The swing voters---I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. "---Beyond the News, Fox News Channel...

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THE TUBE IS CIVILIZATION!

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Interested in Dargons of the Sixth World to see how much work the poor editors had to put in to fix my crap. Heh.

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Gunny, I don't mind discussions on religion and Faith--I don't even mind heated discussions on religion and Faith. In fact, I really rather like them. There is a difference, however, between discussing something and having someone continually make a character assassination about every single thing ...

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But if you've got enough naivete
and you've got conviction
then the answer is perfect for you.

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Just dial the Stargate to the correct location. Duuuuuh.

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Spoiler?

The spider got bumped to Return of the King. What a way to open the movie, eh?

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Right now I'm /not/ alseep. S'truth.

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Raygun == The Man. And he's armed too. I done seen it.

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Adam wrote:I'm having sex not twenty feet from Deev's head. My gonads are huge.

I'd only be impressed if he was having sex with Deev's head. Mrow.

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Google means never having to say you don't know

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Encyclopedia Orient is a good online source. Druze

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About time you hippie!

I think I got what you're worth in the deal. For a carton of unfiltered cigarettes, you're now /their/ bitch instead of my bitch.

Less hair clogging m'damn drain, tell you whut.

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Stalin! Yes! The Dictator Tot reigns!

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Northern Cali and Oregon is "representative" of the entire US?

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... other than one (mostly) funny link. It is on topic, though.

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Adam wrote:
Jestyr wrote:Disturbingly, the winning nominees for the roles of my shoulder angel and devil were Adam and Spudman. I'll leave it to y'all to work out which one's which.
No matter which is which, we make one really fucking cute team.

*smewchie*

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^^^ Comedy gold-pressed latinum!

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But yeah, Gunny's basically right. Which means that really, marriage has /always/ been 'legal marriage' as we're defining it here - a contracted alliance for the sake of the legal and social benefits of a formal union, not a vow of love between two individuals. So where's the argument? :) If you wa...

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3278 wrote:No, it's not Starcraft 2, and it's console only, and I'm going to start buying guns, now.

You're only starting to arm yourself now? Dude, you're behind. Advice in one word: "pre-ban".

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He asked for thoughts on "legal polygamy" and mine are "don't even bother for another century". If anyone thinks that a radical change of a long-held institution like marriage can be accomplished overnight, they're cracked in the head. The US was founded by some really uptight pe...

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[Marrying to obtain the legal benefits with a partner of your choice.] As long as you're discussing non-traditional marriages, why limit it to "a partner"? Why not consider polygamy, polygyny and polyandry (many partners, multiple wives and multiple husbands, respectively)? Just curious t...

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