CAZPIT

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 12:03 pm

*Liniah digs a hole and puts Caz in it*

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:08 pm

*kicks Liniah into the Cazpit*

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:20 pm

Pushes SS in after Liniah

Fool, you stood still.

leaves the area of the Cazpit

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:21 pm

*uses telekinesis to pull Moonwolf into the Cazpit with him*

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:30 pm

Nooooooo!!!!!!

Gets pulled into the Cazpit

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 6:41 pm

*Seals the top after pulling Caz and Liniah out.*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:15 pm

Cazmonster thanks Kwyndig profusely, then goes to get the clones, cause everybody here is under p1k and less than a year of membership.

"Hell yeah, this will rock like eggs on toast."

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:16 pm

You're welcome. *Vanishes quickly in a flash of Hellflame.*

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:01 pm

eek a 2nd Cazpit.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:02 pm

no shit

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:24 am

The Clones jander in and decide to whup the heck out of Flameblade.

Whoo Hoo! Use him for a hedgetrimmer!

The Clones beat Flameblade against a nearby petrified forest of hedges.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 1:24 pm

Does that mean they'll attack him too?

"Saregent Major Cash."

"Sah?"

"Order the men to pull back, have the Cruisers hit this joint with some willy Pete, and smoke, we'll confuse them sons a bitches, and maybe they'll finish Caz for us. Then this will be a mop up op."

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 1:31 pm

Ensign, send in the commandos

Are you sure sir? That's a risky move

Yes Ensign, this cruiser threat can only be matched by the awsome force of the commandos

Ok Sir. Commandos sent

Those commando squirrels will do the trick.

Commando squirrels attack the cruisers

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:00 pm

*LDH amasses his army of chipmunks and rocks and sets them up as gaurd around his tiny bunker* The chimpunks willl protect me....yes yes....the chipmunks...I don't like the look in that rock's eye though....guards sieze him! *The two chipmunks dressed in blue guard uniforms sit there and blink* Yes...they sieze with true feriocity....MUWHAHAHAHAHA CAZ SHALL NEVER FIND ME NOW!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:35 pm

The smoke launchers do confuse Cazmonster and the Clones, but it's not like they don't fight with each other anyway, and besides, only the real Cazmonster is cybered up.

*The sound of exploding claymores and bouncing betties fills the smoke along with 'Knock it off, you gimps! Those hurt!'.*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 10:08 am

Serious Paul wrote:"Order the men to pull back, have the Cruisers hit this joint with some willy Pete, and smoke, we'll confuse them sons a bitches, and maybe they'll finish Caz for us. Then this will be a mop up op."

*Tries to told onto the squirming Just Pete*
Argh. Willey little sucker.

*Alarm beeps on a display*

Sah! We're being attacked by Commando Squirrels. Reports of fighting on Decks 8 through 11. Permission to release willy Pete on the Commando Squirrels?

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 3:18 pm

*Paul nods. 'Its the only way.'

"Sargent Major release him.God help us all.

Jesse · Post by **Jesse** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 10:28 pm

WAIIIII!!!
CAZPIIIITTTT...
*runs away but manages only to do that cartoon thing where they run on the spot*
Hey wow check it out I'm a cartoon chara....*gulp*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:53 pm

* Opens the bukhead door, tosses willy Pete in, and slams it shut*

"Mission complete, Sah. The only thing left we can do is hope."

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:23 pm

*Drops ACME anvil on Jesse.*

Look! She's a cartoon character!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:25 pm

I know that I am mere seconds away from a mauling by the clones but Caz... since you are technically under P1K and under a year, doesn't that mean the clones will attack YOU as well?

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:23 pm

Yeah, but they're Caz clones, he can kick their asses.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:00 pm

Who's under a year? Not me, obviously.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:23 am

The Clones look at Kwyndig, then look at Cazmonster and note all of the cyberthingummies the original has and say, "Yeah, what with the volition titanium skin of asswhupping and the internal assault cannon the fight would be pretty much one-sided." But then one of them says, "Sure, but it would be fun!"

They decide to rush Cazmonster...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:43 pm

Wheeee! Some more!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:44 pm

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 6:52 pm

Cazmonster disappears under a mass of muppet fuzz and a great deal of cursing is heard over a wide area. The antimuppets do their best to whump the crap out of Cazmonster with lacrosse clubs and lead pipes. The massive scrum of purple flesh eventually starts yanking nearby Bulldrekkers into the fray in an attempt to keep Cazmonster from getting to his feet or accessing his Weapons Drive.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:23 pm

*had grown cobwebs and coated with dust waiting for Caz to post about the onslaught*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:32 pm

The roisterous clump of Cazmonster meat crushes Gunny flat, then rumbles along to destroy another thread on the front page.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:35 pm

*re-inflates with a POP*

that hurt....

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:42 pm

Szechuan runs in and boots the next poster right into the pit.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:43 pm

The mob horribly mutiltates Szechuan in a headbutting frenzy on the way back into the pit, where they rediscover foosball and Dead or Alive video games.

Kickass! Foosball and Titties!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:49 pm

*Challenges the clones to a game of foosball*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:51 pm

There's a great deal of shoving and swearing and spilling of beer or snacks, but eventually one of the clones gets around to the other side of the foosball table.

Now, no smackensie, and no lifting the table, smacktalking the foosball players is totally allowed though.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:52 pm

I'm.. confused.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:55 pm

*Grins*

Not a problem. Would you like to drop the ball or should I?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:57 pm

The clone points at the overhead ball-launcher.

Too many games spent trying to dislodge a foosball from someone's eye, we don't get to 'drop' the ball into the table anymore. Just watch the counter. It'll drop at Game On.

The clone slams a beer and prepares to spin foosball doods with a vengeance.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:58 pm

Keep it up and you'll hit 7000 soon, Caz!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:59 pm

*Thinks to himself that this Caz-clone does not know his way of playing. Daki does not spin the little doods like mad...but has perfected his wrist flick to get even more power in the hits without the weakness of having your dood flipping in mid air*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:08 pm

So you turn them into a wall of rubber bands?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:14 pm

The clone begins spinning the doods like mad, all of them, until it looks like all the guys in the purple and white jerseys are just solid disks of foosballdood material. The ball survives several impacts, but eventually shatters when pinned to the hard green floor of the table.

Crap, somebody put foosballs back in there. We're supposed to use tungsten reinforced superdense buckminsterfullerene.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:15 pm

Actually, I happen to have a spare one right here!

Szech tosses a super-reinforced ball into the game..

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:42 pm

*Daki has his dood whack the ball at an angle so it heads for the goal on a bank shot*

Sykoholic · Post by **Sykoholic** » Wed Feb 12, 2003 2:06 am

*shoots the ball with The Randomizer, turning it into a rabid Wutchuck.*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Feb 12, 2003 2:16 am

Now that was unexpected, even for Bulldrek..

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:50 pm

Sykoholic wrote:*shoots the ball with The Randomizer, turning it into a rabid Wutchuck.*

Where'd you get that?

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Wed Feb 12, 2003 9:41 pm

*sicks a Flaming Crotch Ferret on the Wutchuck*

Sykoholic · Post by **Sykoholic** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 7:44 am

Lord Death Hand wrote:Where'd you get that?

Well.... if I remember correctly..... YOU gave it to me.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 3:19 pm

*Blinks*

Okay, who just ruined my foosball game?

*Feels the rage building*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 4:30 pm

Sykoholic wrote:
Lord Death Hand wrote:Where'd you get that?
Well.... if I remember correctly..... YOU gave it to me.

I thought I gave you a limited use one and you were out of uses...Sometimes my memory gets all fuzzy so I could be wrong. *Checks the Randomizer, notices it's a full use one* Yup, I was wrong. It's not a limited use one at all. My bad. It's just I haven't seen one used in quite some time.

CAZPIT

CAZPIT

The CAZPIT!

A Severe Beating!

Caz has less than a 1000 too.

Intercine Battle

Caz has less than a 1000 too.

White Phosphorus

Thought