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:mad I've used more :) smilies :) than you've had :eek postings, bitch :wideeyes

:eek Fear the :D smilie count! :cute
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Oh like you're keeping track.
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Post the boobs.
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that was cool. Bad for the eyes, but cool nonetheless :D
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I love boobs.
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Post by Hida Tsuzua »

voz wrote: I love boobs.
Doesn't six pages devoted to them show that don't we all love them?

And yes I'm a newbie. /me tries to ready self for the SMITE(tm) sure to come.
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Post by GeekTheMage »

*puts on a T-shirt that says "Boob Inspector"*

Boobs are good. You don't see any threads about hairy nutsacks, do you?

Wait a minute...

Well, boobs are still good.
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Post by Psykoguy »

actually there are over 6 pages, we're just trying to catch up to the origional, but well, me starting the thread as the origional did just dosen't have the same zing to it
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caz, i think you made the record for the most smileys in a post so far...
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Boobs!


...and also :plode just because I like it...
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Alright, makes me feel like I was just reading the old boobs thread...it's just shorter, but I'm sure, if we talk about boobs enough that boobs will become an extremely popular topic and then we'll have all the boobs talk we can need/stand/enjoy...and i'm sure for some, there is no end to the enjoyment of boobs.
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And the Boobs march on.
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What can I say. Boobs rock. Nothing like laying in bed with your arm wrapped around a your lady with one hand on her belling and the other on her boob. Hell yeah.

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Post by The Wolfen »

We should have a boobs smiley :)
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Boobs are the bestest things since ninjas!
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CykoSpin wrote: Boobs are the bestest things since ninjas!
Ninjas do not even compare to the awesome power of the boob.
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Asian boobs!
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hentai boobs?
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Post by GeekTheMage »

*GeekTheMage casts "Polymorph Self: Boobs" and magically turns into a pair of boobs*

Yay! Too bad I'm not connected to anyone.
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Post by Lektrogirl »

*thumps voz*

Click on the link you boobhead!
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Link? I did not know about any link.

I am such a boob.
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Post by Lekkarion »

The Wolfen wrote: And the Boobs march on.

wow, sweet. I've never seen a pair of boobs marching... :wideeyes
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Pistons!

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Whens Psitons coming back?
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:wideeyes boobs, man's best friend :wideeyes who needs a dog?
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That is disgusting. Talking about boobs and dogs in the same sentance.
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Boobs...that is all that needs to be said.
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.

Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Hey guys...I have one idea.

Man-boob golf!
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I'll just stick with the boobs, thanks.
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*puts Wolfen on estrogen treatment.*
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I stand corrected, tv(tg/ts?) boobs are worse than dog fucking.
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*feeds voz a lot of testerones.*
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Post by voz »

Me love testrone.

makes boobs look better
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*keeps pouring in testerones.*
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Testerone?
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Post by Lektrogirl »

Minestrone?

NiceAaron.... your Avatar.... *sigh* :cute
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Minestosterone?

Stealth boobs!
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I like chocobos!

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Post by GeekTheMage »

boobs > chocobos
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Post by Hida Tsuzua »

boob>everything

Now how about a boob on boob deathmatch?
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boobs - boob = boob
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Post by GeekTheMage »

boob + boob = boobs

boobs + boobs = multiboobs

uh, I think I had a purpose in posting this at some point...

Oh yeah, boobs!
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Boobs + Hot Tub + Champagne = Boob Soup!
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Wouldn't more than 2 boobs on one person be really disgusting?

Be like that psychic from <u>Mallrats</u> that had the 3rd nipple.

Uber-eww.
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Now, really, what's wrong with someone having several dozen boobs attached to various places on her body?

...

Besides the obvious, I mean.
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The obvious reason is all you need, really.
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Post by Sykoholic »

Simple........ we've only got two hands so anything more than two boobs is a waste.
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What about your mouth? An extra boob for supplementary boob-sucking whilst performing dual-handed boob-groping would be nifty. :D
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*bites off a comment* :D

(no, not bites off a boob)
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Just making a stop by the ol' boobs thread before moving on.

Boobs!
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