CAZPIT
CAZPIT
*Brings in a back hoe to dig a new Caz pit*
*Goes to the old Cazpit, and pulls up the old sign*
"My friends who have abused me countless times, follow me to your new home."
The 10 purple monsters all grinned evilly and follow. A couple looks down at their 9 foot prehensile cocks. Then as one, they leaped into the new pit to await the first victim.
*Re Postst the sign*
ATTENTION BULLDREKKERS!
THE CAZPIT(tm) is for all established Bulldrekkers only. Feel free to toss newbies and offensders into the Pit. The Caz Clones are trained to attack anyone with less than 1000 posts or less than one year of 'Drekking under their belt, so be careful! They WILL pull you in if you get too close and meet their "Newbie" status. So basically, No Life Losers only!
*Goes to the old Cazpit, and pulls up the old sign*
"My friends who have abused me countless times, follow me to your new home."
The 10 purple monsters all grinned evilly and follow. A couple looks down at their 9 foot prehensile cocks. Then as one, they leaped into the new pit to await the first victim.
*Re Postst the sign*
ATTENTION BULLDREKKERS!
THE CAZPIT(tm) is for all established Bulldrekkers only. Feel free to toss newbies and offensders into the Pit. The Caz Clones are trained to attack anyone with less than 1000 posts or less than one year of 'Drekking under their belt, so be careful! They WILL pull you in if you get too close and meet their "Newbie" status. So basically, No Life Losers only!
- Silent Sniper
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I just noticed your avatar picture, you perverted sicko bastard! How dare you forbid blow jobs!
*falls into the CazPit, then notices her signature*
"Hmmmmm..." I wonder what can happen to sweet innocent safe little ol'me in here...
"Hey, this is actually my first time down in the CazPit."
*looks around*
![Ha ha ha! :lol](./images/smilies/bd_laugh.gif)
*falls into the CazPit, then notices her signature*
"Hmmmmm..." I wonder what can happen to sweet innocent safe little ol'me in here...
"Hey, this is actually my first time down in the CazPit."
*looks around*
- FlameBlade
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Well, I suppose I could change my picture, if I had an... incentive for... repealing... it.
*looks around and notices that he and Lektro are surrounded by Caz's.
Eek!
*jumps into Lektro's arms*
*looks around and notices that he and Lektro are surrounded by Caz's.
Eek!
*jumps into Lektro's arms*
_<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" color=#5c7898 size=2>God asks you to suffer and toil for your life, but when you die, Satan is there to comfort you.</FONT>
Speaking of Caz...
I haven't seen hide nor hair of him lately. He hasn't been kidnapped by ninjas again, has he?
- FlameBlade
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Cazmonster...... I do summon thee
[walks into the thread, dragging a large cart that is filled to capacity with various oddities. Methodically, he begins emptying the cart. First he sets up a large BBQ. Retrieving a keg of Rolling Rock from the cart, Syko empties it into the BBQ. He then lops off one of Szechaun's legs (Sorry bud. We need this more than you do), cuts it into steaks, and adds them to the cauldron. The grunger golem them uncorks a glass vial containing a single pubic hair from a virgin mall rat (don't ask me where I got it. You don't want to know) and carefully mixes it into the brew. Several other items got into the pot and last but not least, Sykoholic gingerly includes the final secret ingredient.......... a muffin.]
[When all is prepared, the rites preformed and all the proper incantations spoken, Sykoholic tosses a incendiary grendage into the pot.......... then runs like hell.]
[When all is prepared, the rites preformed and all the proper incantations spoken, Sykoholic tosses a incendiary grendage into the pot.......... then runs like hell.]
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What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
What if I told you "insane" was working a job for 40 years at the end of which they tell you to piss off and you end up in a retirement home somewhere, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of not being able to make it to the bathroom in time. Wouldn't you consider that insane?
*Moto wanders by and tastes the soup.*
*sip*
"Needs more garlic."
*Begins walking away, but only gets 5 feet away before falling to his hands and knees. After much coughing, gagging, and vomiting; Moto hoarks up a hairball that bears a striking resemblence to a cybered anti-muppet.*
"Dear God..... I need to gargle bleach."
*sip*
"Needs more garlic."
*Begins walking away, but only gets 5 feet away before falling to his hands and knees. After much coughing, gagging, and vomiting; Moto hoarks up a hairball that bears a striking resemblence to a cybered anti-muppet.*
"Dear God..... I need to gargle bleach."
Hello, I'm a signature VIRUS!
Copy me to your signature to help me grow.
Copy me to your signature to help me grow.
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*ponders the metaphysics oft the Cazpit.[/i]
There is then a need to guard against a temptation to overstate the economic evils of our own age, and to ignore the existence of similar, or worse, evils in earlier ages. Even though some exaggeration may, for the time, stimulate others, as well as ourselves, to a more intense resolve that the present evils should no longer exist, but it is not less wrong and generally it is much more foolish to palter with truth for good than for a selfish cause. The pessimistic descriptions of our own age, combined with the romantic exaggeration of the happiness of past ages must tend to setting aside the methods of progress, the work of which, if slow, is yet solid, and lead to the hasty adoption of others of greater promise, but which resemble the potent medicines of a charlatan, and while quickly effecting a little good sow the seeds of widespread and lasting decay. This impatient insincerity is an evil only less great than the moral torpor which can endure, that we with our modern resources and knowledge should look contentedly at the continued destruction of all that is worth having. There is an evil and an extreme impatience as well as an extreme patience with social ills.
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Sets up a video camera pointing down into the pit.
This could be quite lucrative.
This could be quite lucrative.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
- The Eclipse
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- Kwyndig
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No, no there isn't.
*Always stays out of reach of the Caz clones in the Cazpit, that's just good sense.
*Always stays out of reach of the Caz clones in the Cazpit, that's just good sense.
kwyndig@yahoo.com This sig for rent, reasonable rates
- FlameBlade
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Hey...Wolfen has less than 100...
*ties bungee cord to Wolfen and pushes him into the pit.*
Boing! Boing!
*Flame points camera at Wolfen, and watching horde of Caz trying their hard to catch Wolfen.
Boing! Boing.
*enjoys watching Wolfen recoil in horror again and again and again.
*ties bungee cord to Wolfen and pushes him into the pit.*
Boing! Boing!
*Flame points camera at Wolfen, and watching horde of Caz trying their hard to catch Wolfen.
Boing! Boing.
*enjoys watching Wolfen recoil in horror again and again and again.
_I'm a nightmare of every man's fantasy.
- The Wolfen
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Booing!
Shit!
Boiing!
Fuck!
Boing!
Bastard anthropomorphic kitchen knife!
Bwooing!
Shit!
![You say wha'? :eek](./images/smilies/bd_eek.gif)
Boiing!
Fuck!
![Da fuck? :conf](./images/smilies/bd_confused.gif)
Boing!
Bastard anthropomorphic kitchen knife!
![Argh! I chew your face now! :mad](./images/smilies/bd_mad.gif)
Bwooing!
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
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A Severe Beating!
Cazmonster and his clones whup the living hell out of Eclipse and then chomp on his still quivering flesh. As for Bishop, oh, does he wind up with a profound beating as he steps on the Rolling Rock supply hose. Bishop is reduced to gooey ick and quickly eaten on freshly fried corn chips.
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- Serious Paul
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What the frag?
"There are two fricking Caz Pits? The hell with this, Have the BattleShips open up, fuck the cruisers. I want heavy guns on this. Lets make this planet slag."
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Blowing things up
Cazmonster and the Clones decide to leave the comfort of the CAZPIT for a minute to go educate Paul in all matters painful.
Aboardship, Paul is suddenly bereft of crew as the Cazmonsters shoot, chomp or plain old punch them to death.
"Hi Paul, time for you to get gibbed."
Paul goes for a 10gauge shotgun, but two of the clones tackle him while a third one wires himself into the command deck powersupply to taser Paul into submission.
"Dudes, go get the stingballs, I wanna see how many of them it will take to pulp him."
The clones drop Paul into a 15'x15' room that just happens to have several dozen softball sized holes in the roof. They gather around those holes and begin lofting stingballs down at Paul.
Aboardship, Paul is suddenly bereft of crew as the Cazmonsters shoot, chomp or plain old punch them to death.
"Hi Paul, time for you to get gibbed."
Paul goes for a 10gauge shotgun, but two of the clones tackle him while a third one wires himself into the command deck powersupply to taser Paul into submission.
"Dudes, go get the stingballs, I wanna see how many of them it will take to pulp him."
The clones drop Paul into a 15'x15' room that just happens to have several dozen softball sized holes in the roof. They gather around those holes and begin lofting stingballs down at Paul.
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- GeekTheMage
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NiceAaron opens his eyes and looks around the Cazpit.
"Psst, Lektro... they're gone."
NiceAaron ponders this fact for a few moments, then hits Lektrogirl in the head with a lead banana, knocking her unconscious. He then leaves her behind in the pit while he makes his escape.
"Psst, Lektro... they're gone."
NiceAaron ponders this fact for a few moments, then hits Lektrogirl in the head with a lead banana, knocking her unconscious. He then leaves her behind in the pit while he makes his escape.
<hr>Forsooth, I feel thy utterance in mine codpiece, churl. Lies worthy of the most befouled bitch. A cor! A dirty cor! What, be it in jest or in truth, manner of dumbfuckery is this?
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Point Taken
Cazmonster and the clones look down at Paul, who seems unaffected by thousands of rubber pellets striking his skin at the speed of sound.
What do we do gang?
Kick his ass!
*The sound of melee weapons being drawn slithers through the post.*
You guys sure? I mean, maybe we could just stun him in the balls?
Nuh uh, it's claymore time. Get out of the way cyborg-boy.
Cazmonster steps aside as three of the clones rip the lid off of the stingball pit and hop down to chop Paul into kibble with their 11 foot claymores.
Umm, can somebody throw us some other weapons? This room is too small for claymores.
*The sound of Paul dodging like a maniac emmanates from the room below.*
What do we do gang?
Kick his ass!
*The sound of melee weapons being drawn slithers through the post.*
You guys sure? I mean, maybe we could just stun him in the balls?
Nuh uh, it's claymore time. Get out of the way cyborg-boy.
Cazmonster steps aside as three of the clones rip the lid off of the stingball pit and hop down to chop Paul into kibble with their 11 foot claymores.
Umm, can somebody throw us some other weapons? This room is too small for claymores.
*The sound of Paul dodging like a maniac emmanates from the room below.*
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- Serious Paul
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Holy Drek.
Paul drags himself thru the secret escape hatch he had Sargent Major Cash install before the op.
"Time to frickin move."
Paul stuffs the damn hatch back, after tossing some ground meat in the pit.
"That should distract them.I hope that damn Elf is position"
"Time to frickin move."
Paul stuffs the damn hatch back, after tossing some ground meat in the pit.
"That should distract them.I hope that damn Elf is position"
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Wolfen uses the bungee cord to work up momentum, finally cuttin loose at the top of a particularly energetic Bwooing! he sails into the air.
Several seconds later a crash is heard from a nearby building as he enters through the roof
House owner: What the bloody hell are you playing at, you'll pay for that you know!
Wolfen: Snarl!
House owner: Aaaaiiiiieeeee!
House owner's family (chorus): Aaaaiiiiieeeee!
Scruntch! Thud! Crash! Crunntch! Munchmunchmunch!
Several seconds later a crash is heard from a nearby building as he enters through the roof
House owner: What the bloody hell are you playing at, you'll pay for that you know!
Wolfen: Snarl!
House owner: Aaaaiiiiieeeee!
House owner's family (chorus): Aaaaiiiiieeeee!
Scruntch! Thud! Crash! Crunntch! Munchmunchmunch!
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH