Story Time!

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 7:47 pm

Sodomized by a bunch of cops from New York. Marker...

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Fri Nov 22, 2002 9:42 pm

...had never had this happen outside of a porn movie, so was understandably upset. he wrote a letter to his congressman asking...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Nov 22, 2002 9:52 pm

that sodomization be outlawed. The congressman...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Fri Nov 22, 2002 11:45 pm

Then called the New York City Police Department...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 12:11 am

complaining about the public scrutiny. So the police captain called...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 12:18 am

the police chief who called the...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 12:26 am

mayor who called the chief a pussy, who called the mayor a .....

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 1:05 am

dickhead and the mayor called an end to...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 1:40 am

the free...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sat Nov 23, 2002 8:11 pm

hookers, causing...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 3:02 am

much...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 3:37 am

confusion and...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 6:16 am

angst...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 6:44 am

amongst the common folk. The common folk then...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 7:24 am

all bought White Wolf products and...

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 7:48 am

... were immediatly beaten up by Crazy Elf. CE then....

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 5:09 pm

decided to wedgie...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 7:26 pm

Atragon for the...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Sun Nov 24, 2002 9:07 pm

large lumps of C4 he slipped into CE's socks, fortunately for Atragon...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:24 am

The C4 was actually French Nougat, because if it had blown up, the Elf would be REALLY mad. As it stood, CE took a...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 1:28 am

large tub of ice cream out of the fridge...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 2:03 am

and then forgot what he was gonna do with it, so he....

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 3:59 am

set that down and took out a large...

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 4:19 am

...glass of wine. Then he produced some episodes of the Ru Paul show. He decided to watch them and then...

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 4:31 am

...he heard a strange rattling noise coming from the refridgerator, so he got up and...

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:09 am

....the thrread unraveled, leaving him falling thru a complete warp in time. Suddenly he found himslef surronded by the Thunder Cats.....

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 7:13 am

...he then proceeded to spray insta-katnip upon them...

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 4:08 pm

And thus, they were quickly subdued. But then!....

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 6:18 pm

That punk Mum-Ra showed up and...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:03 am

so did those damn mutants. CE really hated...

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:32 am

...when the corporate dogs tried to sell our childhoods back to us by repackaging classic cartoons in a new, thought-devoid form, so he quickly formed a plan to slaughter Mum-Ra and the Mutants (a new ska band?). CE planned to do this by...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:21 am

using 2 rolls of duct tape, a plastic spork, and a small poodle named Butch...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:43 am

who just wasn't very butch, so CE decided to enlist the help of a large...

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:48 am

...pomegranite, that although was in animate, had a lot of built up rage because of that fact alone. The pomegranite..

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:51 am

looked up at CE and decided to knock fuck with him, so hopped out of his hand and went looking for a tasty to fuck with, and found one in....

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:55 am

...Szech's nose, right behind the ferret. The tasty...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 2:57 am

couldn't figure out why he was up Szech's nose, much less a ferret, so he tried to crawl out, but couldn't, due to the....

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 5:25 am

superglue...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 5:50 am

...and the interposing ferret, who decided that it was the appropriate moment to spontaneously combust. meanwhile, the Zombie Johnny Cash...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 7:01 am

decided that performing a perverted act involving chainsaws would...

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 4:35 pm

...surely get him airtime on the VMA's, so he made some phone calls to his old friends...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 6:49 pm

...the Gnomes of Zurich. The Gnomes told ZJC to get in touch with Cash, their agent here in the States. Cash would...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 2:51 am

tell them to go...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 5:48 am

...to the mall to buy...

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 6:00 am

...a fifteen inch, black rubber dildo...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 8:22 am

...and, from the hardware store...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 4:13 pm

the proper equipment to make sure that it stayed in whatever hole they put it in. Now of course if they could only figure out...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 6:38 pm

...why the sky was pink...

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 7:08 pm

As it turned out, the sky wasn't actually Pink. They were actually standing under a giant cow, and staring up at it's udders. Now how a cow got that big....

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 28, 2002 8:46 pm

...is another matter entirely...