The Question thread

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Dec 05, 2002 7:15 pm

Does that burn?

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:34 pm

yawn....

does what burn?

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:39 pm

Does your heart burn?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 7:22 pm

Do you have a heart?

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 7:26 pm

Why wouldn't I?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 7:45 pm

Who said I was asking you?

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 8:54 pm

If you weren't asking her, who were you asking?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 8:57 pm

Isn't it possible that I was asking Eclipse?

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 11:59 pm

I don't think so, do you?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 12:44 am

Do I have to answer that?

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 2:16 am

Why wouldn't you have to?

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 2:28 am

Because he only tell the voices stuff like that?

DigiPrincess · Post by **DigiPrincess** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 2:50 am

No..it couldn't be...is that true LDH?

Icepick · Post by **Icepick** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 3:17 am

Wasn't the real LDH in the waiting room?

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 3:31 am

What on Earth was he waiting for?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 4:46 am

Was it my spleen?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 8:36 pm

*SPLORTCH!!*

*Tim quickly hides the eighty-pound sledgehammer.*

Could that have been your spleen?

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:06 pm

Will it be "pussy kat" for my after dinner treat tonight?

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:48 pm

*Drops an 80-ton ACME anvil on Tim*

Where'd you get that avatar?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:27 pm

Could it be Black Mage?

Is it stabbity time?

WOO HOO!

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:27 pm

*Blasts Mobius by summoning a four-headed cow that breates fire. After the flames die down, he addresses the ashes.*

I am the Black Mage! I casts the spells that makes the people fall down!

www.nuklearpower.com home of 8-bit theater!

Satisfied?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:31 pm

Kamehamehuh?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:34 pm

What?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:35 pm

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:36 pm

*Tim's hands seem to be holding a ball of light. Suddenly he hurls it with incredible force!*

HADOKEN!!

*Suddenly the entire thread is reduced to a burned-out wasteland from which smoke still rises in many places.*

Pretty sweet, huh?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:39 pm

Wow! How'd ya do that?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:39 pm

Did you train with Ryu? Or was it Ken?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:40 pm

Didn't I say it before? or were you not paying attention? I'll say it again:

I am the Black Mage! I casts the spells that makes the people fall down!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 1:34 am

*Breaks Tim in half for not phrasing that in the form of a question*

Was it good for you?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:13 am

Well was it?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:28 am

Why aren't you answering, oh torn in half guy?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:35 am

Why don't you just call him Tim?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:37 am

Did you ever think that maybe I was interrupted by Real Life?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:41 am

Real what?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:47 am

Could you repeat the question?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:48 am

That depends. Would you like to take a nuclear missile in the groin?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:50 am

What do you think the answer is?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:52 am

Something like this?

KABLAAM!!!!

*Where Atragon was standing is now a two hundred foot diameter crater more than forty feet deep.*

Did that hurt?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 6:10 am

Would you mind waiting while my componant atoms pull themselves together before I answer that question?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 3:37 pm

Do we have too?

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:13 pm

You can leave if you want, right?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:15 pm

Does Tim want an answer?

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:17 pm

*Mobius casts [glow]Electric Death[/glow]on Tim*

Bolt-2, mutha fugga!

*Tim is reduced to his sizzling component parts.*

Can there be more than one black mage?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:26 pm

*finishes reconstituting himself from his componant atoms*

Next time, would you mind zapping someone else?

*detonates a claymore that just happens to have Tim inside the lethal zone*

Chuckles · Post by **Chuckles** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:30 pm

SMITE!tm

Reduces both gentlemen's parts to fried goo

Would you mind just getting to the question at hand?

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:42 pm

Could you be more specific?

Chuckles · Post by **Chuckles** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:03 pm

Can I?

Tim the Enchanter · Post by **Tim the Enchanter** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:25 pm

*Unfortunately for Mobius, his vaunted [glow]Electric Death[/glow] strikes Tim's Reflect Ring and is returned to its source.*

Did I forget to mention that?

*Tim grabs Chuckles by the shirt and sends him flying at Mobius at supersonic speeds.*
CHUCKLESDOKEN!!!!

Now, is there a white mage who can heal Chuckles?

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:18 pm

Excuse me Tim, but did you notice that claymore detonation?

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:21 pm

When will you all realize that I am your Lord and Savior?