PostCount Pumping...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 12:46 am

In fact, I love being able to catch up to that bastard.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 12:46 am

and I can go in style

WHAAAAAOOOOOOO!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 12:46 am

Then again, I don't know a thing about style.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 3:24 pm

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 3:24 pm

I said Eli!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 3:25 pm

Where's the List?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 4:48 pm

And one without the flair just to see what happens.

Still-beating heart ripped out
Cooked and irradiated in a baked
Alaska shell by a nuclear-smite!tm bomb
Lead-pipe anal probe
Arm shredded as Kwyndig uses it as a scratching post with his dikoted claws
Used as a conduit for all of the
electrical power in Hell and deus ex machina power and light to perform a cosmic-level smite!tm
Beaten, rolled, mugged, abused and robbed by swoffee (many times)
Fur stripped from his body
Turbo-melvin'd by an Elder God
Head concussed with IPE grenades
Lit on fire
Snapped at and bit by Wendigo
Flayed into Wendigo's Hula skirt (at least two or three times)
Rips his own torso free of his legs to stop puppet dancing
Glows purple and then explodes with five times the power of the atmosphere processor from Aliens
Beaten senseless by dice golems
Suffers the indignation of living in the Teenwolf cartoon
Slapped around by the Nac Mac Feegle and stuffed down a rabbit hole
Shot in the face with a shotgun
Stabbed in the calves and feet by Nac Mac Feegle armed with poisoned daggers
Guts scraped open from the inside out with a bobby pin
TGCLASERSMACKDOWN!tm
Scorched by dragonfire
Drained of his remaining essence by a vampire
Testicles blown from his body by many a RIGHTTESTICLESMITE!tm and
SMITE!tm
Exploded by testicles turned into grenades
Pancreas destroyed by a SMITE!tm
SURGICALSMITED!tm
Exploded from the guts out by an alien twinkie-spawn
Exploded from a SUGARRUSH!tm
Shot to death by Vixens
Flattened by THE BLACK VAN
Skeleton removed and turned into a pretty origami shape
Circuits fused by an EMP
Digested to the cyberware and
laced bones by sugary acid
Stripped to the bone by extreme butt-ugliness
Head stripped of its flesh by and angry clump of butt-fuzz
Speared through the heart and bludgeoned
Half of his brain electrocuted by the other *ZOMPH!*
Concussed by grenades he was juggling
Testicular nuclear devices set off by a lightning bolt
Forced to see nothing but very fat women in spandex and tube tops
Broken on a rack by a horde of Vietnamese hookers
Organs yanked out with a pair of chopsticks
Organs eaten on the fly by a cannibalistic spirit
Electrocuted
SMITE!tmed by Nadbusters
Nukesticked into a mutiplanar escher maze
Bashed against a wall by his nipples
Emasculated with a butterknife
Rent limb from limb by seductive Succubi
Soul consumed by an evil black wind that resembles a mosquito
UNGAMUNGA
Suffers through a BTL version of the POKEMON MOVIE
Agonizes in THE PIT!!!
Used as a host by a cosmic entity from the meta-plane of cartoons
Wrapped in orichalum-barbed chain.
Blood boiled
flayed alive with a piece of salt-soaked twine rubbed across his skin
molten iron poured into the marrow cavities of his bones
given the grandmother of all brainfreezes
jumped on by Big Pun and Mother Love
every Barney song and episode instantly played in trid in his brain, 6000000 times over
crushed in the grip of Steve Ballmer's evil techno-magic
pummeled against a steering wheel by an angry assfro
ripped apart by a minigun
reads through all of Paladium's Rifts supplements
Nad-nuked, sliced and spiced
Smashed in the head by a terminal velocity Nac Mac Feegle
Clubbed in the head by British Comedians
Zapped
Beaten and drowned
Crushed under 2.1 metric tons of meringue, cream pudding, crust and tinplates.
Yanked out of a pile of pie as a hypersonic jello-cube smashes into his head
Utterly consumed by Machin Shin
Thrown into a lake of burning sulphur
Concussed in his `special' datajack
Headbutted in the `nads
Exploded by an electric skin spell
Exploded by activation of Nad Nukes
His fingers and toes cut off knuckle by knuckle and then consumed
Stabbed in the back
His heart cut out
Ripping out his own liver
Disintegrated by entropy
Exploded under an infinite hail of d6's
Exploded into a million frozen pieces by a COLDFIRESMITE!tm
CRUSH-HIS-GENITALIA-IN-A-VISE'em
Beaten with the Multiple Personalities thread
Destroyed by the Black Orb of
Ultimate Darkness
Carved, stabbed and hacked by an animate kitchen
Ripped apart by body piercings
The hair on his head yanked out
Bahoogies savagely displaced by a combat shotgun down the shorts
Vomits barely digested chunks of human flesh
Smacked around by Crucible's Ego
Transformed into Jim Jones
Hallucinates under the effects of LSD-laced kool-aid
Sex-Changed
Castrated
Rent and Broken by a Demon
Shaved with a dull razor
Karate-chopped in the head
Neutered
Flipped by his nose-hairs
Thrown through a plate glass window
His nose knocked from his face by a whipped parking meter
Lowered into a live volcano
Pelted by a rain of soapy frogs
Clobbered by a falling oil-drum
HELLFIRED
Swallows his own silly
Struck and warped by the Happy Megaton Nukestick of death
Hit by a boy/girl gun
OVARIANSMITEDtm
His testicles ripped off
Crushed by a 30-ton anvil
Ripped apart by two singularities
Beaten down by Teletubbies
His `nads disintegrated
Kicked in the spine
His knees gnawed off
His flesh burned away with acid
Shot, stabbed and carved
Beaten and savaged by rogue souls
Dismantled like a 57 Desoto
Knocked unconscious by falling lighting equipment
Eats chili made with Navajo green-bomb peppers
Forced to view the love scene from Nukem' High
Beaten senseless with a SMITE!tmbaton
His ear chewed by mini-Wendigo
His flesh flayed to be made into Oreo's
Rended by a kitten
Crushed by a 13 ton weight
Has the Rabbit of Caer Bong stuffed down his pants
Blasts several large holes in his own legs
Thwaped in the face by a sandbox
Thwacked in the head by a sandbox
Hit over the head with a large mallet
Stripped of his flesh and woven into a hula skirt
Slapped around by a titanic Japanese man
Clobbered by a Pair o Dogs, who where wrapped in an Enigma and shroudedby a mystery at the time
Lighting his head on fire and jamming himself down a garbage disposal
Disintegrated in Fermi's particle accelerator
Peeled by the assfro
Ripped apart by Wendigo-tendrils
Slammed into the ground up to his neck
His face covered by a sewage-filled plunger
Blown apart by a strip of plastique against the spine
NEGASMITED
Headbutted by a nac mac feegle at supersonic speeds
Spitted through the nads by the same supersonic nac mac feegle
Has his unmentionables nailed to his skeleton, and lit on fire with a combination of kerosene and white phosphorus
Defiled by UNGAMUNGA Trolls (it happens so often it needed another spot)
Stripped of his flesh and his bones hammered into a windmill
His fat rendered down for deep-fry oil
Put to sleep by Jigglypuff
Kicked to the deck
His nose stomped by a wee bastard
His ankle broken in thirteen places
Kicked in the fork by a pile of nac mac feegle
Possessed by Beelzebarb
Given the father, mother and great great uncle of all Migranes
Hospitalized with a broken leg
His veins overpressured with IV fluid
Given too much PCP
Gets a needleful of air in the old circulatory system
His nads are irradiated prior to having them removed
His brains are blown out with C-12 forced into his datajacks
Tripped by a staff of discontentment
Beaten by an assfro-powered beatin' stick
Dissolved In acidic cheese
Hit with a 1963 corvette
The wounds upon his soul are salted

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 5:28 pm

*Looks over The List!.*

Acidic cheese? Horrors!

(Edit: Too many fudging C's)

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 4:51 am

I've got the oldfashioned one. Caz has the current up to date one around here somewhere...

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:43 am

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:49 am

yay verily

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:50 am

gotta pump up the posts

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:51 am

you mean like this?

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:54 am

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:56 am

Eclipse dashes his head against his monitor for no apparent reason.

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:57 am

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:58 am

Eclipse dashes psyko's head against his monitor for no apparent reason.

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:59 am

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:00 am

Normaly I don't do this, but now that I have a lot of catching up to do.....
Postcount=postcount + 1

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:00 am

Oh my god!

I found a smilie

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:01 am

:evil

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:02 am

vampiric smily?

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:03 am

*looking at Psykoguy's sig*
I can hear my stomach making poop.

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:03 am

:cyber

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:04 am

I fucking hate goths.

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Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:04 am

:evil

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:05 am

Eclipse and CE burn psyko at the stake at the allegation he is a goth.

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:06 am

I have you know that i find life enjoyable and i have a tan

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:07 am

Death to the Goths!

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:07 am

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:08 am

yes, but it's nighttime, and you are awake!

(we found a witch, may we burn her?)

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:08 am

so? it's not like i'm wearing all black

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:10 am

I've gone almost 15 whole minutes without an outburst of violence...let's burn him!

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:12 am

Look i'm NAKED!!! :cool

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:05 am

Cazmonster throws a bucket of random live seafood on Cykospin.

Cykospin freaks out as a horde of half-boiled lobsters attacks his nether parts.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:06 am

my post count is bigger than your post count

size does matter!!!!

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:13 am

Ahh! Ahh! Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! Aaahhhhhhh!
*jumps in a tank of boiling water, finishing off the previously half-boiled lobsters*
*sigh*...much better. You know, if I wasn't already dead, this would really...ah crap...my skin is starting to sizzle.
*leaps out of tank, holding the now fully-boiled lobsters*
Eck! I hate lobster. Anyone want free sea-food?
*leaves the lobsters on a serving table*
Hey, that was fun; there was a burning after all, sort of.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:16 am

Eclipse melts butter for the lobsters and cyko.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:18 am

Hey! I'm not f... *snif* ...mmm, that smells pretty tasty.
*bites into arm*
Not bad.
*begins devouring self*

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:20 am

fuck yes!

self cannabalism!

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:20 am

fuck yes!

self cannabalism!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:58 pm

*sets the Transmogrifier to smiley and shoots CE with it.*

*summons a smiley to take care of CE*

Get 'em!

Pistons · Post by **Pistons** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 4:43 pm

What a smiley!

I'll have some of that ... to go.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 4:52 pm

You should check out the mouseover on that one.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 4:58 pm

oh wow, i just saw that i have a new title,

bitchin

Pistons · Post by **Pistons** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:08 pm

*checks the rollover* Yup! That looks about right. :cool

Now I need a new title! Although I'm still liking 'tasty human' above that avatar pic. It's too right.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:10 pm

Well, keep posting, and you won't be a Tasty anymore. Which isn't to say you won't still be tasty, of course.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:11 pm

I do like the higher post count requirement to turf the tasty status.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:13 pm

The old scheme was based on the posting at DRF, which doesn't make a whole lot of sense for a higher-volume site. Which isn't to say they have less traffic; they simply have fewer posts-per-user than we do.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:14 pm

yes, they don't feel the need to post when you don't necessarily have anything to say

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