The Quote Game thread

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:50 am

Detective Dolly: So, what's the symbology of all this?
Paul Smecker: "Symbology?" Well, now that Duffy's relinquished his King Bonehead crown, I see we have a new heir to the throne. The word I believe you're looking for is "symbolism".

~Boondock Saints

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:56 pm

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

- Steven Wright

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:05 pm

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

-Sir Winston Churchill

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:40 pm

Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.

- Ayn Rand

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:49 pm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

- Alan Minter, Boxer

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:36 pm

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.

- Christopher Reeve

hobbes · Post by **hobbes** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:29 pm

Woody Herman wrote:Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love!

Archimedes · Post by **Archimedes** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:46 pm

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.

-- Emo Phillips

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:28 pm

When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them. --Plato

hobbes · Post by **hobbes** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:39 pm

May your penis swell until no one will have you.

~something i heard somewhere....

Archimedes · Post by **Archimedes** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:28 am

Under heaven the only thing to truly fear is the will of a determined man.

-Chinese proverb

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:04 am

Edvard Munch wrote:I was walking along the road with two friends -- then the Sun set -- all at once the sky became blood red -- and I felt overcome with melancholy. I stood still and leaned against the railing, dead tired -- clouds like blood and tongues of fire hung above the blue-black fjord and the city. My friends went on and I stood alone, trembling with anxiety. I felt a great, unending scream piercing through nature.

hobbes · Post by **hobbes** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:13 pm

when a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:28 am

There was a section there that didn't go by the rules...but it caught back on. I just hope it wasn't only coincidence.

Ev'ry little trait, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl with simple utter loathing! There's a strange exhilaration in such total detestation. It's so pure, so strong! Though I do admit it came on fast, still I do believe that it can last, and I will be loathing for forever, loathing, truly, deeply loathing you my whole life long!

-Elphaba & Glinda, Wicked

hobbes · Post by **hobbes** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:23 pm

Do you hate being a girl? What's it like? Is it like being a bug? I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comprehend the magnitude of it.

-Calvin

steeltoe1926 · Post by **steeltoe1926** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 4:23 am

FlameBlade wrote:I'm not gonna to.....post to here...but...damn....

hobbes · Post by **hobbes** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:51 am

I wrote:I, for one, find it difficult to spend an entire evening with someone and not make a single “penis-joke.” Although that is not entirely true. There have been periods of time spanning whole weeks when I’ve gone without mentioning the male genitalia and implications of use thereof, or of making suggestions of procreation and fornication – though I am ashamed to admit it, my thoughts are not entirely focused on the continuance of my family name.

steeltoe1926 · Post by **steeltoe1926** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:00 am

"Everything proceeds as if of its own accord, and this can all too easily tempt us to relax and let things take their course without troubling over details. Such indifference is the root of all evil."

I Ching (BC 1150)

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:07 pm

"Llama, llama, llama!"
-Jen Badalato (a friend of mine, upon seeing the llamas at the petting zoo.)

BlackJack · Post by **BlackJack** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:07 am

Anyone who is not shocked when they first come across quantum theory cannot possibly have understood it.

Niels Bohr

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:29 am

Tape is fun for everyone!
-Rose Champion

BlackJack · Post by **BlackJack** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:47 pm

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

Albert Einstein

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:45 am

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares.

~Army of Darkness

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:30 pm

Mother: "Shaun, you did call him a you-know-what."
Shaun: "He told you that?! [Mother nods] Motherfucker!"
Mother: "Shaun!"
Shaun: "Sorry Mother. uh-MUM!"

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:01 pm

Vic Romano: Another whoopi cushion?
Kenny Blankenship: Nope, that was me.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:12 pm

(Hey SM did you read the rules?)

Botanica: Everyone else gets a partner. I get a furry little travel agent.

Beast Machines: Transformers

BlackJack · Post by **BlackJack** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:28 am

That was galactically stupid.

-Me

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:56 am

Daria: Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.

Jake: I'll say.

Daria: I have low esteem for everyone else.

~Daria

BloodHound · Post by **BloodHound** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:37 am

Death before decaf.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:25 am

Rick James: Fuck yo couch, nigga! Fuck yo couch!

~Dave Chapelle

(And does anyone read the fucking rules to this game or is everyone just posting god damn quotes?!?)

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 11:37 am

Serious Paul wrote:Here's how it works. I start the thread off with a quote. From this quote you take the last letter in the last word. Then you find a quote that starts with the same letter. To add in complication no two quoates can be from the same "person" in a row, nor can they concern the same subject...

((Just a little refresher. Now for my quote.))

Wickersham 1: "Hah! Laughed a voice."
Wickersham 2: "Hah! Laughed some others."
3 Wickershams: "Hah, hah, hah! Laughed the Wickersham brothers. Oh he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool and monkeys like us should know. Sittin up on a limb, lookin down on him,"
Wickersham 2: "He's fat!"
Wickersham 1: "He's dumb!"
Wickersham 3: "He's slow!"
3 Wickershams: "Elephants ain't too swift as a rule, and he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!"
-Wickersham Brothers (aka Monkeys) from Seussical
((Hoo boy, that's a long one.))

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:02 am

Donnie: Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.

Kitty Farmer: Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.

Donnie: Okay. But you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else!

~Donnie Darko

BlackJack · Post by **BlackJack** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:09 pm

Eat my shorts!

~ Bart Simpson

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:31 pm

"Shoot her! Shoot her!"
-Muldoon, Jurrassic Park

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:22 pm

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Repeat after me, goosefraba.

~Anger Management

BloodHound · Post by **BloodHound** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:37 pm

All your base are belong to us.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:52 am

Brittany: So you're saying that feeling bad, about not feeling worse, is good.

~Daria

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:33 am

"Duh!"
-Claire, Clueless

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:39 pm

Harry Solomon: Hey, how'd the audition go?

~Third Rock from the Sun

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:05 pm

Velma Kelly: "Over my dead body."
-Chicago (2003)

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:20 pm

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

-The French taunter (John Cleese), Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:55 am

Gir: Somebody needs a hug!

~Invader Zim

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:04 am

Mr Macafee: "GET ME MY GUN!"
Mrs. Macafee: "But dear, you don't even have a gun!"
Mr Macafee: "Well, what about the air rifle in the garage?!"
Randolph: "That's mine, pop!"
Mr. Macafee: "You shut up! Now where can I get pellets this time of night...?"
Mrs. Macafee: "Besides, it's broken, dear."
Mr Macafee: "Well, what about the bow and arrow I gave you last christmas? With the suction tips?! Get me anything!! GET ME A WATER GUN!"

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:24 am

Zim: Now, Dib, I leave you to your... eh
Gir: Moosey fate! Say moosey fate!
Zim: Your moosey fate.

~Invader Zim

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:05 pm

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. --G. Carlin

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Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:54 am

Fry: Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.

~Futurama

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:59 am

"Somebody's gonna die real damn soon."
-Me, on little kids being obnoxious

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:28 am

Casey Jones: Now that's what I call crashing the party. Lame party, though. No band. I brought drumsticks.
[presents two hockey sticks]
Casey Jones: Who wants to be the drum?

~Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:48 pm

"Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost."

-Optimus Prime, Transformers:The Movie

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:01 pm

Hudson: They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls, we're fucked!

~Aliens

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