Useless information for your everyday needs.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:34 pm

I still have a bottle of water.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 11:00 pm

If I leave my house to go to work at 7:00am it takes me a full hour. If I leave my house at 6:56am I am 15 minutes early.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 11:02 pm

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 2:00 pm

I do something like that too. If I leave my house at 6:40 I arrive at school at 7:30 and if I leave at 7:00 I still arrive at 7:30. I think there must be a rip in the space time continum.

Ikarus7 · Post by **Ikarus7** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:59 am

Me too, if I leave for college at 7:30 or 7:45, i'll always arrive 5 minute late.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:21 pm

I do something like that too. If I leave my house at 6:40 I arrive at school at 7:30 and if I leave at 7:00 I still arrive at 7:30. I think there must be a rip in the space time continum.

That explains it!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 6:46 pm

I want an inch trimmed off my hair before Thanksgiving.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 1:03 am

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 2:15 am

The kkeys aree stickkking on my keyboarddd and its ppissing me off.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 6:30 pm

I'm sick. Woo.

Sock_Monkey · Post by **Sock_Monkey** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 7:07 pm

Yes, Yes you are.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 3:26 am

my mind = gutter

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 6:57 pm

I just wrote a proposal for FanPro. Dear gods... I'm actually going to send this thing out!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 8:13 pm

That's not exactly useless info...

Useless info for you would be something like ... "There's a pen on my desk."

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 8:49 pm

This is post 11,000 for me.

Kai · Post by **Kai** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:14 pm

At this moment, Caz's postcount says '11001', to which my first thought was, 'heh, post 25'

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:38 pm

I need a translator to read that.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:46 pm

I just realized how easy it is to dent a file cabinet.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:57 pm

So long as it's not a fire-proof file cabinet.

If you can dent one of those with muscle power and no sledgehammer, color me impressed.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:17 pm

Cazmonster wrote:So long as it's not a fire-proof file cabinet.

If you can dent one of those with muscle power and no sledgehammer, color me impressed.

Never tried. Doubt I could.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 12:38 am

I dare you...

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:15 am

There's a flower on my desk. It's plastic.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:25 am

There's a whole lot of crap on my desk.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:29 am

Thats not sanitary

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:37 am

True, but sometimes I need something to roll in.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:39 am

I'm officially repulsed

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 3:49 am

[mr burns]Eeeexcellent[/mr burns]

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 7:33 am

I just ate another sweet, sweet bun, slathered in creamy white stuff.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:03 am

Must...not...comment...

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:05 am

Mmmmmmm, creamy white stuff...goes well with pasta too.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:27 am

Cool Whip, however, doesn't.

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:29 am

When combined with bread sticks, it features in a rather disgusting sex joke

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:41 am

Do tell! Do tell!

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:41 am

Cash hasn't heard the one about the two guys and the motel owner's fat daughter!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:57 am

Cash hasn't heard the one about the two guys and the motel owner's fat daughter.

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:03 am

The one about the 2 guys and the motel owner's fat daughter involves bread sticks, sour cream, and sex.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:09 am

Hrm. I see.

Cash is drinking water.

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:10 am

Atragon is drinking apple juice

Kai · Post by **Kai** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:24 pm

I am listening to the tiny popping sounds the Diet Sierra Mist makes in its can and wondering if Media Play will give me triple points on cases of Pocky.

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:38 pm

I'm so freakin pissed off at my boss, I'm about this close [ ] to quitting.

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:30 pm

The release date for a game has been delayed...by a single day...aagin

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 12:27 am

Class is in 15 minutes

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 12:40 am

I have 6 windows of MSIE open right now

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 12:59 am

I had to get another tooth pulled today. It was eating itself. "Internal reabsortion" is the techincal term for it.

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:02 am

I bought a 10lb bag of potatoes for only $1.99 at the store

Kai · Post by **Kai** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:14 am

I have two bags of confeito/konpeito, and while they don't actually have poppyseeds in them, they are still cool if just glorified rock candy

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 1:21 am

I have no idea what either confeito or knopeito are.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:40 am

I am SO pissed off with my life at the moment!

Atragon · Post by **Atragon** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 4:36 am

I have an unused length of ethernet cable.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 7:57 pm

I am a very happy person right now.