Bulldrek v3.0

Posted: **Mon May 20, 2002 9:09 pm**

Opinion:: That Flamethrower Smiley is very cool.

Posted: **Tue May 21, 2002 9:17 pm**

Fact: I use to have a lot of really cool smilies with guns.

Fact: Then Geocities changed their policy on linking pics. I lost access to all of them.

Fact: I am most displeased with geocities because of this.

Fact: Yahoo! mail also changed their service, making it to where you have to pay $20 a month. All I use Yahoo! for is as a forwarding account. Yet they won't forward any of my mail because I won't pay them $20 a month.

Fact: I told them to kiss my ass.

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2002 9:07 am**

Query:: Did they?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2002 4:27 pm**

Query:: Did they use moisturizer?

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2002 5:49 pm**

Fact: Polls suck.

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2002 6:46 pm**

Fact: Account Switching doth rocketh thine face.

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2002 6:48 pm**

Opinion: Still not as fast as we'd like though... The screams we hear...

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2002 7:05 pm**

Fact: Yes, account switching does rocketh the eggs-eth on toast-eth.

Posted: **Wed May 22, 2002 11:33 pm**

Salute: hail thee thy entity known as Control!

Posted: **Thu May 23, 2002 12:30 am**

Action: Also sends a basket of fruit to Wildfire

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2002 1:51 pm**

Fact:: My weekend starts in 40 min.

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2002 2:00 pm**

Fact:: You could probably flush most of Cash's head down a toliet if you really wanted to.

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2002 2:01 pm**

Fact:: People have tried and failed.

Posted: **Fri May 24, 2002 2:05 pm**

Query:: Did those who failed get all smashy with a hammer on your skull first?

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2002 6:10 pm**

Fact: The salespeople look at you funny if you ask for a particular hammer's "smashy-smashy" index.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2002 7:10 pm**

Action: Laughs uproariously.

Posted: **Sat May 25, 2002 10:03 pm**

Fact: I wish I could say I've never tried doing it.

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2002 6:38 am**

Statement: Walk up to a supermarket employee and tell them "Code 11 in Housewares"...then wait and see what happens.

Posted: **Sun May 26, 2002 7:14 am**

Fact: I have to try those some time.

Posted: **Tue May 28, 2002 10:53 am**

Saying: It is not wise to tempt fate.

Rejoiner: It can, however, be fun.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 1:08 pm**

Fact: I need more posts.

Action: I will double post if necessary to achive my goal.

Goal: Beating Sorrow to P1K

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 3:58 pm**

Fact: This post returns my post count to it's rightful position of being higher than Memory's

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 4:33 pm**

Fact: I am #6 in postcount, and not far away from #5.

Fact: This would have been disturbing to me at one time.

Emotion: Satisfaction.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 5:34 pm**

Fact: My dinner's ready.

Horrible realisation: This may allow Memory to beat me to p1k

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 5:41 pm**

Mock sympathy: Awwww

Reaction: Well if you will put /food/ over posts.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:29 pm**

Fact: Still ahead of you, nerd-boy

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:34 pm**

Reply: Not for long.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:35 pm**

Observation: Despite work and food, I'm still ahead.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:38 pm**

Observation: We have just had Memory, Sorrow and Thorn on Bulldrek at the same time.

Apology: I didn't take a screen shot. Sorry

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:39 pm**

Opinion: Counts double if it's *only* the three of us.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:46 pm**

Question: Should I look out for the UK Posse on at the same time too?

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:51 pm**

Fact: You lose!

Suggestion: We should try and coordinate the entire UK Posse logged in at once somewhen, and get the others to log out while we screendump the occasion

Suggestion 2: We should try and organise a UK get-together some time ... after next month.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 6:57 pm**

Fact: But not by much. 5 posts and since I started 55 behind, this morning.

Acceptence: Yep we should.

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2002 7:06 pm**

Fact: 7, actually .. according to the screenshot I took.

Action: *smirks*

Suggestion: Leave it until after June. Next month is going to be *seriously* fucking mental at work and I can't guarantee feeling even remotely sociable.

Opinion: Buy "Employee of the Year" T-shirt. Wear to next department meeting.

Directions: T-shirts at the bottom of the page

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 3:40 am**

Kwyndig wrote:Query: Where did Hida go?

Statement: I was MIA.

Query: What did I do during this time?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 3:46 am**

Postulate: Sold yourself out to a Balinese whoopy parlor.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 4:50 am**

Opinion: That would just be scary...

Fact: My work would kill me if they bothered to check to see what I was doing right now.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 8:41 am**

Greeting:: Hida!

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 7:44 pm**

Statement: The pay was good.

Greeting: Hello Cash.

Fact: Tomorrow is another day.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 7:53 pm**

Fact: Tomorrow, I will move my bowels.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 7:59 pm**

Fact: I am a Tasty Human again.

Query: How many more posts do I need to be a Bulldrekker once again?

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 8:18 pm**

Answer:: You cease being a Tasty at 200 posts.

Fact:: I closed a deal today!

ACTION:: DANCE OF JOY!

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 8:30 pm**

Fact: I sent a bunch of new kitty smilies to 3278 for hosting.

Corrollary: I have no clue when he'll make them available.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:18 pm**

Daki wrote:Fact:: I closed a deal today!!

Title:: Daki, Bulldrek's own Boilerroom

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:45 pm**

Opinion: 100 posts made more sense than 200.

Fact: I need to post more.

Action: Ups post count.

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:50 pm**

FACT:: "They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby. Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."

ACTION::

Posted: **Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:36 pm**

Fact: Money can buy happiness

Fact: Money cannot buy friends

Fact: Money can rent friends though

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2002 2:26 am**

Fact: Friends go for $5 an hour.

Survey: What is better: Friends or Solitude?

Posted: **Sat Jun 22, 2002 4:46 pm**

Fact: Solitude is easier to find.

Posted: **Sun Jun 23, 2002 1:08 am**

observation: anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where the store is.

Bulldrek v3.0

A Fact