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I too have a vast amount of unused Ethernet cable.
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I have several CDs lying around on my desk when they should be in a CD rack
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My DVDs are alphabetized
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This is a smily: :D
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That was an astute observation. :cute
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My printer is turned on.
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My printer's on but it ain't connected to anything.
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My chapstick tastes like red starbursts. Mmmmm...
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I have papercuts on my hands.
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My head hurts.
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I have just dyed my hair
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I am somewhat adverse to the notion of dying my hair
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Onions are all I eat.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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I just ate a burget with onions on it
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May I come to your place and eat then?
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That wasn't a fact, it was a question.
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I can't have an onion.
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I don't have any onions
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Post by Sock_Monkey »

I've got to go. I'm in a big bike race.
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I hope you don't injure yourself.
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I will be leaving until late thursday/early friday to run to rochester, NY and sing in a very prestigious singing group. With Steve-o. Oh the humanity.
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I hope you have a good time
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I have a classic greek culture final tomorrow at 12
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I am manless and going out to buy shoes and lollies. Oh the humanity. Again.
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Atragon wrote:That wasn't a fact, it was a question.
Fact: This isn't the fact thread.
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I took photos of my bikes today for insurance purposes.
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my only bike is a 10-speed
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The walls are orange
Some are striped in purple
between those in grey.
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Well, that would explain your insanity.
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Post by Sock_Monkey »

The funny thing is you think I'm joking. No, that is how my workplace is painted. Welcome to my world.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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I spent ~1.5 hours cooking.
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I have dot candy. Dot candy is good.
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I have dark chocolate covered macadamia nuts that arrived from Hawaii today.
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I am ill. Damnable dot candy.
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"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
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I am sick of being stuck in my apartment.
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I love my new apartment. It's so nice to live alone.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
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Its cold in my office.
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A monkey hippy is helping me find a car.
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That monkey hippy is my boyfriend.
_ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?</hr>
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Post by Gunny »

I wouldn't really consider that useless info. ;)

As for my useless info: I still haven't finished my 8 oz bottle of lemonade from lunch at 11:00.
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I was a bad boy today.
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I wouldn't really consider that useless info.
Glad you feel that way.
_ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?</hr>
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Post by Kitt »

sinsual wrote:I was a bad boy today.
I'm intruiged.
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kitt wrote: I'm intrigued
It involved leather :evil
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I'm very intruiged. And I'm getting my dead cow (leather jacket) and my pitch pipe and dashing off to go sing Christmas carols to old people. Yay. :asleep
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Post by sinsual »

it was done in public
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Post by Kitt »

Now I'm hot, bothered, and intruiged. Oh damn, thats just the porn.
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Post by sinsual »

pics will be available soon
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Post by Kitt »

That's just disturbing. Oh yeah, and British people rock my pants off.
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"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
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Post by Toon »

I am not ready for Christmas this year.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
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