Useless information for your everyday needs.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
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- Location: Under your bed.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
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- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
I will be leaving until late thursday/early friday to run to rochester, NY and sing in a very prestigious singing group. With Steve-o. Oh the humanity.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- Sock_Monkey
- Bulldrek Pusher
- Posts: 761
- Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:59 pm
- Location: Under your bed.
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I love my new apartment. It's so nice to live alone.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Joined: Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:13 pm
- Location: LITH, IL
- Contact:
- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 520
- Joined: Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:13 pm
- Location: LITH, IL
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I wouldn't really consider that useless info.
As for my useless info: I still haven't finished my 8 oz bottle of lemonade from lunch at 11:00.
As for my useless info: I still haven't finished my 8 oz bottle of lemonade from lunch at 11:00.
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- laughing Monkey
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
I'm very intruiged. And I'm getting my dead cow (leather jacket) and my pitch pipe and dashing off to go sing Christmas carols to old people. Yay. :asleep
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Toon
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:09 pm
- Location: Stuck to the grate right outside the sewage treatment plant.
I am not ready for Christmas this year.
_There are some who say that Time is itself a hammer: that each slow second marks another tap that makes big rocks into little rocks, waterfalls into canyons, cliffs into beaches.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.