Last Post Wins

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Mon May 06, 2002 7:48 pm

fires up the Engine of Thread-Slaying.

I...win?

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue May 07, 2002 6:57 pm

Not quite

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue May 07, 2002 7:01 pm

What's it going to take to end this thread? Tactical Nuke?

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Wed May 08, 2002 10:11 am

Lord Death Hand wrote: Nifty keen! A wheel of pain. I'll take a spin. *LDH spins the wheel. Perhaps by fate or possibly something worse the wheel stops on LDH* Huh?

Ryan wrote: spins the wheel

TADPOLES! TADPOLES IS A WINNER!

So we're supposed beat LDH to death with Tadpoles?

Well OK...

*walks out and returns dragging a meter long tadpole behind him by the tail*

Believe me you /don't/ want to meet the mother. So who's first?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri May 10, 2002 7:11 pm

*LDH begins to run but doesn't get far as the tadpole smashes down on him*

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Fri May 10, 2002 7:19 pm

This is the last post I will make to this thread.

I win.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri May 10, 2002 7:31 pm

*Rolls out form under the tadpole and smashes Moto with it* Ha...ouch...*Is crushed once more by the tadpole*

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 10, 2002 7:41 pm

Bow down to the tadpoles, neeyigga!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri May 10, 2002 7:44 pm

*Summons gaint frogs to rain down on everyone else in the thread*

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 10, 2002 7:54 pm

Frogs are no match for the MINI-GUN SIZED EGGBEATER!™

whir, whir.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:13 pm

:cool

Shoots Everything with his Blasto-Micro-gun and disapears into the shadows.

I win.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:17 pm

Everything? You forgot this penny!

I win.

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:19 pm

NOOOOO! I must win! ME! ME! ME!

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 10, 2002 8:58 pm

See, I was reading that and I was like, "aww, how nice. He wants to win." Then I thought "Hey, if I don't post, he will!" So here I am.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat May 11, 2002 2:39 pm

Seems to be a popular notion around these parts.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sun May 12, 2002 7:19 pm

Yeah, I see what you mean. By the way, I'm back. Where's the oreos?

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:05 pm

pushes ryan down the stairs
I win

3278 · Post by **3278** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:16 pm

Yeah. Yeah.

No. Pretty sure you don't.

Takes up a badminton racket and serves Ka0s to the moon.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:19 pm

flies up and up and up and bonkls his head on the moon.

grabbing on, he falls towards earth and near-light speeds and lands on 3278, using the moon-first approach

3278 · Post by **3278** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:29 pm

Steps to the side.

Yeah. That must hurt, there, with the face and everything? Bet you wish you hadn't done that so much.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:31 pm

*is broken and wants a beer*

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Wed May 15, 2002 1:58 pm

3278 · Post by **3278** » Wed May 15, 2002 2:03 pm

Okay, sure.

Inserts monkeys and Ewoks into Ka0s.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Wed May 15, 2002 2:13 pm

is inserted with monkeys and ewoks.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 15, 2002 2:17 pm

Ewok ass rape? The trolls will get jealous.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Wed May 15, 2002 2:23 pm

shrugs

I've had them too. Bloody good thing I have regenerative powers.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed May 15, 2002 7:29 pm

What about my oreos?

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Thu May 16, 2002 1:10 am

your oreos still can't win.

for i am win! WIN WIN WIN WIN!

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » Thu May 16, 2002 1:14 am

what is it with everybody on this board and oreos? Choclate chip man. Chips Ahoy!!!

Paladin

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu May 16, 2002 8:15 pm

~Kitt throws a temper tantrum and stomps her feet screaming, "GIVE ME MY FUCKING OREOS!!!!"~

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Thu May 16, 2002 9:58 pm

okay, calm down Kitt.. here.. take some oeros...

*gives oreos*

*chuckles darkly as they are poisoned with cyanide.*

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Fri May 17, 2002 12:50 am

big smiley of doom wins!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri May 17, 2002 7:00 pm

You were so close, but no. Oh and welcome back Kitt, have these non-poisoned oreos. Much better then the poisoned ones. And Ka0s your smiley doesn't seem to be working. *Stomps on Ka0s with really big clown shoes*

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Sat May 18, 2002 7:24 am

Hasn't this thread ended by now or something?

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sat May 18, 2002 7:23 pm

damned linkage...
*shoots 50megs.com*

itshould have, but no luck

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sun May 19, 2002 9:26 am

alright. it works now. and on that note, check out <a href="http://dox.5u.com/suck.txt"> this </a>

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun May 19, 2002 12:39 pm

*sighs*

Hey, loserous, unpleasurable ka0s: You screwed up again.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Sun May 19, 2002 7:02 pm

It's true, you did.

I win!!

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun May 19, 2002 7:20 pm

Moonwolf backed me up. See? It's true.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Sun May 19, 2002 7:24 pm

It's got to be true. Two people couldn't be wrong.

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Mon May 20, 2002 2:43 am

DOUBLE SMITE! KERBLAMMO!

*Both of Ka0s' testes explode in extreme agonising pain*

Though shalt no double post!

And isn't someone going end this thread any time soon?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon May 20, 2002 4:53 pm

Fine, fine....I HEREBY END THIS THREAD AND NAME MYSELF THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST.....There, that shouldn't work.

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Mon May 20, 2002 7:25 pm

It didn't. Runs through the room having....well....you know

:plode

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Mon May 20, 2002 11:31 pm

No! I win!

Right. Nothing to see here. Go home people. Nothing to see here.

GeekTheMage · Post by **GeekTheMage** » Mon May 20, 2002 11:36 pm

Nonsense!

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Tue May 21, 2002 6:58 pm

I cannot, in good conscience or not, allow you to win, Geek. I must win. It is my destiny.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue May 21, 2002 7:20 pm

Is a negotiator required?

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Tue May 21, 2002 7:22 pm

not really, but it would be appreciated.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:59 am

I brought the negotiator!

*pulls out a ball of yarn and a little kitten from a duffle bag.*

We'll subdue them with cuteness!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 22, 2002 2:29 pm

*Pulls out a cattle prod* But I was going to be the negotiator.