Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:06 pm
NO, I am the victor!
<i>Encases the kitten in Earth</i>
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The Victor
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 3:47 pm
Cazmonster beats Moonwolf to death with an 80-ton jump-capable mech.
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 4:30 pm
Oh boy! time to play with mechs!
*Runs over and climbs into the Grape Ape! A 100-ton Kodiak mech*
*Runs over and climbs into the Grape Ape! A 100-ton Kodiak mech*
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 5:47 pm
I win. Perhaps.
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 6:56 pm
*Fires all 8 medium lasers at Ryan and incinerates him*
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 7:02 pm
Lasers. How gauche 
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 7:56 pm
No, but this is.
*Locks on and fires the Gauss rifle at Ryan*
*Blinks*
He did say Gauss right?
*Locks on and fires the Gauss rifle at Ryan*
*Blinks*
He did say Gauss right?
Posted: Wed May 22, 2002 8:02 pm
~~Kitt hugs the daylights out of Lord DeathHand~~
YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!! I WANTED OREOS SOOOOOO BAD!!!! Would you like some???
YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!! I WANTED OREOS SOOOOOO BAD!!!! Would you like some???
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 12:24 am
Mmm... Gauss Oreos.
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 12:40 am
Anyone else want some oreos? I have some extras
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 11:29 am
Oreos!!!!!
*slaps Daki with a 1-2 Cestus and Cataphract combo*
*slaps Daki with a 1-2 Cestus and Cataphract combo*
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 1:28 pm
Mmm. Cataphract. Sounds tasty, like Oreos.
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 5:31 pm
Chocolate cream Oreos are too much chocolate for me.
Posted: Thu May 23, 2002 6:35 pm
I miss my day lights...now I only have night lights....course oreos are always good. *Begins to eat some oreos*
Mmmmmmmm....oreos
Mmmmmmmm....oreos
Posted: Fri May 24, 2002 1:32 pm
wut?
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 3:28 am
I just want oreos without the creme filling.
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 6:08 am
Mis dispises de Ewok su padre
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 2:08 pm
*Daki curses the diet that forbids him from eating Oreos or anything else he REALLY likes*
Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2002 5:58 pm
*LDH begins to laugh then quickly stiffles himself* Not being able to eat oreos sucks. Poor poor Daki.What can you eat? Tofu?
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:36 am
LOL! I thought that you said he could only eat Toryu. but seriously, what can you eat Daki? and BTW, i win. 
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:41 am
Sounds like Daki is sugar/carbo busting and is as close to hell as anyone can get without actually going there.
Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:49 am
¡Todo su hilo de rosca es pertenece a nosotros!
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:26 am
I can't let you win, Elf. Victory is mine.
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:50 pm
La victoire est la mienne! Mwuahah! *laughs in french accent*
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:01 pm
*Daki squishes Kaos under a giant wooden rabbit*
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:25 pm
Elf eats the rabbit
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:18 pm
Cazmonster flambés Crazy Elf and leaves him for the next poster to snack on.
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 6:49 pm
*Takes a bite out of Elf and spits it out*
Way too bitter!
Way too bitter!
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:28 pm
*Grabs Daki and deep fat fries him* Where as Daki tastes just right.
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:30 pm
*Gives LDH a HORRIBLE case of diahrea*
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:43 pm
*Runs to the bathroom with explosive diahrea, blowing Daki bits all over the toliet seat* Don't go in there, eeeeewwwwww.....
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:45 pm
*SomeTHING begins to reform in the remains left in the bathroom. Something... WRONG.*
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:57 pm
Run! It's Diarhea Daki!
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:58 pm
*Diarhea Daki spills from the bathroom and begins to engulf everything it can*
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:03 pm
*LDH runs to the nearst store to pick up air freshners, diapers, plungers and anything else he might find useful in fighting a turd monster*
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 12:56 am
Cazmonster goes to borrow Kevin Smith's breath freshener spray, and his hat.
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 9:26 am
Yo, Silent Caz. Is that going to be strong enough to take down that punk ass?
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:11 pm
*Hurls shit bombs at Cash and Silent Caz*
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:16 pm
Death is great for those who no longer wish not to be dead
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 5:04 pm
Hmmm...there's got to be some toliet paper around here somewhere......
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2002 8:30 pm
~~Kitt raids Rays House of TP and tosses some Charmin into the fight. She then runs for her life like the pussy scaredy-cat she is~~
(no pun intended)
(no pun intended)
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 3:11 am
Silent Caz tips his head to one side, carefully dodging the shitbomb. He sticks his lower lip out truculently and lets fly with a blast of Binaca.
Dakipoo is immediately knocked out by the breath freshener, as it's designed to knock out odors, fast.
Silent Caz smiles, nods his head and pulls a pack of smokes out of his newly acquired jacket.
Dakipoo is immediately knocked out by the breath freshener, as it's designed to knock out odors, fast.
Silent Caz smiles, nods his head and pulls a pack of smokes out of his newly acquired jacket.
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 9:25 am
Yo, Caz. Hook me up with that schiznit!
*takes the offered cig*
*takes the offered cig*
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 2:18 pm
*The shit-demon sleeps soundly*
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:36 pm
*Silently plants bombs all around the shit-demon, steps back several feet and then blows the shit-demon up* He was explosive DiarheaDaki.
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:40 pm
**knocks on the door**
Hello I'm here by requested of the plode commity,
so
:plode
Hello I'm here by requested of the plode commity,
so
:plode
Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:42 pm
*DiarheaDaki explodes and covers everyone in the thread with his shittyness. At first contact with skin, it begins to burrow under the skin of the victim, heading for the colon where it multiply and turn the victim into a shit demon*
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:29 pm
heh. good thing i removed my colon a long time ago.
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 3:28 am
What's a colon? Is this a colon -----> ; ?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2002 12:03 pm
Well, it's kind of a colon....