Bulldrek v3.0

Posted: **Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:16 pm**

Fact: I stuffed an overloaded fusion engine in Johnson's pants.
Query: How much would be left when it goes critical?

Posted: **Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:03 pm**

Fact: being the first of three computer-support weenies to actually do their job makes you a golden-boy
Corrolary: Being the golden-boy allows you to drag in whenever you want, just as long as you don't make it a habit
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Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:15 am**

Fact: I really really do like cheese.

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2005 2:28 pm**

Fact: It has been a long time Nightsky.
Observation: I see you brought the Black Van back.

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:04 pm**

Fact: Yes it has

Fact: Yes I did.

Query: Is it bad when the bacon grazes on the mustard?

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:37 pm**

Fact: I've been dropped 12 times in rehearsal for West Side Story.
Fact: There's a count of drops.
Fact: The count is entitled "How Many Times Will Jean Drop Kitt Before The End Of The Run Count."
Fact: said count is up to 12.
Fact: If the count rises during a show, Jean will be dropped into a tuba.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:54 pm**

Fact: I now have a strong dislike for my cat for waking me up at 3:30 am or 4:00 am every damn morning.

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:07 am**

Suggestion: Shave your cat

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:47 pm**

Reply: Interesting idea, though I do believe it will lead to horrible consequences.

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:59 pm**

Opinion: BOYS SUCK
Insight: If you like a girl, and you decide to tell her you like her, never tell her that there can be nothing between you because you don't want to break the heart of a different girl that you are not, in fact, dating.

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:19 pm**

Fact: I am sleepy

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:12 am**

Fact: I have three bug bites and they itch ALOT

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:16 pm**

Fact: I've reactivated my account!

Opinion: Kitt is correct, at least in this case.

Posted: **Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:10 pm**

Response: Thanks. I know I'm right.
Update: Said boy is with me currently.
Fact: My ankle hurts.

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:35 am**

Fact: I'm tired
Additional fact: Online game betas that are only open for two hours a night, suck.

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:06 pm**

Fact: I despise college.
Query: Remember the boy?
Gloating: Oh yeah, he's mine.

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:31 pm**

Response: Congrats.
Fact: My eyes hurt.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:40 pm**

Fact: My laptop is working again.
Opinion: I like the fact thread.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:45 pm**

Reply: I like it, too.
Question: Has anyone seen my pants?
Following statement: I took muscle relaxers last night, and now my pants are missing.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:51 pm**

Fact: My knee hurts

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:54 pm**

Beginning of "Who Has A Bigger Misery Cock" Contest: My left hip gave out while taking a flight of stairs on Sunday, and didn't stop cramping until I took muscle relaxers last night, and now it's back to being cramped.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:03 pm**

Observation: That sucks much more than my knee.
Fact: I twisted it while cleaning up the garden.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:43 pm**

Fact: I am very tired today

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:56 pm**

Fact: I just got another art gig.
Query: What is it?
Fact: I can't talk about it...as usual [NDAs get old sometime]

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:00 pm**

Fact: I'm getting a bit hungry.
Fact: It's just about 6 o'clock.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:01 pm**

Fact: My butt hurts.
Fact: The computer-chair at my parent's home sucks.
Desire: My own apartment again.
Need: A job that pays enough to have both a home and food/gas.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:27 pm**

Fact: It's 17:30.
Related Fact: I'm going home.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:29 pm**

Fact: it's 11:27am, almost lunchtime!

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:23 pm**

Fact: I hate doing the switchboard
Fact: It is 4:22 where I am at
Fact: Italian beef and garlic pizza with a side of Ranch dressing is the best

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:23 pm**

Fact: A lot of my muscles are sore from yoga yesterday.

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:04 am**

Fact: My knee is much better today.
Fact: It's bright and sunny here!
Fact: Our aircon is actually working!
Theory: Something is going to go very, very wrong in the near future.

Posted: **Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:03 am**

Fact: There is amazing weather here today.
Fact: I have been doing some porch sittin' already today.
Opinion: Porch sittin' kicks ass.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:10 am**

Fact: 12 hour shifts suck after hour 6.
Fact: This is hour seven.
Opinion: Thank god for Bulldrek.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:09 am**

Fact : I am watching The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe right now.

Fact: My son loves this movie.

Opinion: It's aiight.

Posted: **Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:50 am**

Fact: I would like to see that movie.
Fact: I have never seen it.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:41 am**

Fact: I haven't seen it either
Fact: I am at work again
Fact: It is gloriously sunny outside
Prediction: I will go for a walk at lunchtime
Further Prediction: It will then rain
Fact: This post is getting too long
Opinion: I should stop now
Fact: I am going to stop

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:38 am**

Observation: It looks like a nice day out.
Fact: My allergies are bothering me today.
Conclusion: I'm going to have to skip enjoying the nice day today and sit inside.

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:24 pm**

Query: How bad are your allergies?

Posted: **Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:55 pm**

Opinion: This 15-posts per page thing is bullshit.
Fact: I have been awake for less than 30 minutes.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 1:16 am**

Fact: I am getting pizza

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 3:44 am**

My left fist is about the size of a twelve ounce beer.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 4:58 am**

I have been playing with my camera and the solarize function on HP Image Zone. Me likey.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 1:35 pm**

Fact: My mustache is crooked.
Fact: I am annoyed.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 4:45 pm**

Fact: I have taken 4 percocet this morning and the pain from the extractions is still intense.
Opinion: I have built a very high tolerance to Percocet from taking it nigh on daily.

Posted: **Tue May 01, 2007 5:59 pm**

Fact: There is a way to fix that problem.
Caveet: It'll suck, hard-core.

Posted: **Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:27 pm**

Fact: I'm making an attempt to resurrect this thread.
Estimation: It's roughly noon-thirty.
Theory: I should eat something.
Realization: We totally have "better than sex cake".
Depressing realization: It's not.
Gripe: My housemate is being an uptight bitch about me dating her brother.
Opinion: I should tell her to get the barbed wire out of her panties and move on with life.
Problem: Her husband of one week had to return to his military post in Hawaii yesterday morning.
Conundrum: If I tell her off now, she'll hate me forever, thus making all aspects of my life difficult. However, if I don't tell her off now, my relationship with her brother will become strained.
Angst-causing Situation: Her husband thinks the brother and I should date, get married, and make babies, but since he's now in Hawaii, his say will be completely ignored.
Decision: I will stop adding to this post.

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:14 am**

Suggestion: Have the brother tell her off for interfering in his life (and yours).

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:16 am**

Fact: I am sleep deprived.
Fact: I'm working from now too 7AM.
Fact: I will be in class from 10AM to 2PM.
Opinion: This is going to suck.

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:46 pm**

Response: He and I are both planning on verbally bitch-slapping her.
Fact: I have the cold from hell.
Symptoms: Sudden onset of regular cold symptoms, plus all flu symptoms except fever.
Whiney Statement: I don't feel good.
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Posted: **Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:54 am**

Fact: I live
Additional fact: I haven't posted here in some time.
Resolution: I should make an effort to change that.
Depressing thought: Not sure how long the resolution will last though.

Bulldrek v3.0

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