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Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 17, 2002 2:53 pm

*DiarheaDaki gives everyone else diarhea*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 11:00 am

*runs up to a cool mountain lake and drinks the water*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 2:36 pm

So this is a colon ; eh? So Daki's infested everyone's keyboards? Interesting.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 2:38 pm

Well, it's kinda a colon...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 2:40 pm

There are other kinds of colons? Hmmm..And what are they like?

Bethyaga · Post by **Bethyaga** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 7:00 pm

Lord Death Hand wrote:There are other kinds of colons? Hmmm..And what are they like?

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There's others, I'm sure.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 7:09 pm

[glow][flipv][fliph][mb]Neato[/mb][/fliph][/flipv][/glow]

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 7:31 pm

*Shoves his hand in LDH's chest and rips out his colon. Daki holds the internal organ up so LDH can get a goooood look at it*

THIS is a colon too damnit!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 8:16 pm

I see....so do I need that?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 8:44 pm

Do I look like a doctor to you?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 8:49 pm

Ummm....Yes?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 18, 2002 9:08 pm

Oh dear. Your eyes must be failing. *Pops his spurs and plucks LDH's eyes out*

Let me throw these in the dishwasher for you.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:58 am

Welll, there's upside down colons. See? [flipv]:::::::::::::::::::::::[/flipv]

And backwards colons. [fliph]:::::::::::::::::::::::[/fliph]

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 2:04 pm

Hmmm...so how long are my eyes going to take Dr.Daki?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 2:46 pm

*Gives LDH's eyes a surgical shine job just like Ridick so they glow with a soft sheen*

Here you go LDH. *Stuffs the eyes back in*

You can now see in the dark but you are extremely vulnerable to light. *Grabs his KC light and shines it right in LDH's new eyes*

You follow?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 9:17 pm

No, I'm blind. *Begins to bump into to random people and objects*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 9:30 pm

*Turns off all the lights* How about now?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 20, 2002 11:15 pm

Cazmonster turns on his heartlight, in the middle of a young girl's dream.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 1:34 am

*Gizmo collapses in seizures at the sound of Neil Diamond music*

The......pain......must.......stop......the.....pain!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 3:49 am

Mu ha ha ha!

I have more ways of suffering in the Bible of Pain!

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 4:34 am

If people needs examples, they just need to look around. Caz is just the Shit when to killin'.

And he types in Pretty Purple Script which can rock... as long as the brightness of the monitor is high enough.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:45 am

What about the coolness of black script?

Sykoholic · Post by **Sykoholic** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:56 am

stealth post pumping

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:58 am

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:36 pm

yes yes very cool

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:40 pm

*Several Ninja think it's becoming too crowded in the shadows and move to a different hiding spot*

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:45 pm

*also nociting the crowding follows the ninja to their new spot* ninjas always find the best spots

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:52 pm

*Daki steps into the thread, grabs Henry and POPPLES him*

The plural of Ninja is Ninja.

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:54 pm

thats debateable *depopples himself*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:56 pm

Well if you'd like to debate here, I'm all for it. *Drags in a bag full of his weaponry and grabs himself a pair of Kali sticks*

Ready to debate?

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:00 pm

Yes ninja is a directly taken from Japanese. Having words that end with a be both singular and plural comes from Latin based words. Most English grammar is based on Germanic roots, which use s to denote plural so a new word such as ninja should use ninjas, as it's plural

ow you mean combat *pulls a 8' sword out of his sleave*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:12 pm

Ninja is the romanji method of writing the japanese word which is not connected at all with European languages.

*Steps right up next to Henry and lays down an escrima beating*

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:16 pm

so you're saying that in japanese ninja is the plural of ninja

*inserts five rusty bolts into daki's skull*

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:19 pm

*hits Henry in the back of the head with the business end of a crowbar*

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:24 pm

*grabs crowbar and inserts it into ss's gut, then pushes it up until it pops out his throat*

you could at least add to the discusion if your going to debate

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:59 pm

The plural form is ninja, foo.

*locks Henry into a cage with a hepped-up-on-Nitro/Kamikaze/Novacoke-cocktail Jason Voorhees*

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:03 pm

ok then now that thats settled

*splits the cage in two with his sword of bisection and proceads to remove ss's kidneys*

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:05 pm

*SS's acid blood melts Henry*

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:10 pm

*injects ss with bleach* funny thing about acid blood, it reacts violently to bases

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 12:55 am

*detonates with equivalent force to a largeish FAE bomb and regenerates*

That was certainly interesting.

*dusts himself off and looks at the badly burned and unconscious body of Henry with an evil-looking grin*

HUMAN SKEET SHOOTING!!!

*hurls Henry into the air and blows him into chum with an Flak Hammer*

Sykoholic · Post by **Sykoholic** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:08 am

*finds himself drenched in raining Henry chum.*

Eew! YUCK!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 5:21 pm

*Chucks Syko in the ocean where sharks rip him to pieces* Chum always works best for shark bait. *Looks at SS and then grabs a hose. LDH then jams the hose through SS's chest and drains his acid blood into a bucket. He then picks up the bucket and dumps it on Daki, melting him. To top it all off he throws Daki into SS and dumps bleach on the both, blowing them into chum. LDH then goes back out to the ocean and throws the chum over board for the sharks* Well that arguement is over.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 12:50 pm

You know, I've always preferred ninjii when referring to more than one ninja.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:48 pm

*Thonks Cash on the head with a keg of Rolling Rock*

Quiet you.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:53 pm

*thud*

the ninjii will have the last laugh! *drags a phone ovr and calls Oxford, Webster, and dictionary.com*[/url]

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:56 pm

*Snaps his fingers and several dozen Ninja step into the thread carrying savage weapons*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:58 pm

*reaches into another thread and pulls out several dozen kegs*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:01 pm

*Each Ninja pulls out a bag containing Roe* You cannot lure the CazClones here for we know their weakness.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:05 pm

*inside Cash's head*
"Captain! Sensing Roe armed and ready to fire."

"Quick! Activate roe shields, full strength and tastiness!"

*outside Cash's head*
*Cash pulls out water crackers and licks his lips*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:07 pm

FIRE!

*The Ninja pelt Cash with shuriken with one hand and keep the roe handy with the other*