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Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:39 pm

*Gaint whales fall from the air, squising the Ninja, Ninjas, Ninji or whatever they want to be called*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:43 pm

Eeep!

*SQUISH!*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:13 pm

*Cash is crushed under a baby whale*

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 9:07 pm

~~Kitt marches around carrying a sign~~

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 9:33 pm

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Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 10:53 pm

Damn, hit by two "I'm with Stupid" smiles. Ah well. *Smashes Kitt to death with a huge oreo and continues to drop whales on Daki* Ha!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 11:32 am

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*casts blur on himself and his smiley familiars*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:41 pm

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*Summons his atomic-toxic-Smiley familiar*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:02 pm

*Drops more baby whales on Cash*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 9:00 am

*eats his way out*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 1:46 pm

*Starts carving his way through the whale blubber*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 1:50 pm

Hmmm...well I'm out of whales, looks like it's time for the elephants. *Begins dropping elephants on Cash and Daki*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 1:54 pm

*snaps off 2 tusks and digs his way out*

Ugh. Elephant. So unappealing

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 2:07 pm

Alright, enough of this.

*Daki raises his hands to the sky and summons for the Monty Python Foot of Flattening. A giant foot appears from the heavens and begins smashing LDH again and again*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 4:51 pm

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Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 6:13 pm

Haven't used that one in a long time. Glad to see it still works.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 8:34 pm

*Hides under Daki and the the Monty Python Foot of Flattening proceeds to flatten Daki. LDH is fine because he is already flatten rather well*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 8:50 pm

*Just like in the cartoons, Daki is squished into a compact form... just a head and feet*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 10:08 pm

Look! It's SUPER DEFORMED Daki!

Well, no, it's not really superdeformed Daki. He's just all squoshed.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 10:33 pm

squoshed or not, I still win. [blur]ZOOOOOOM[/blur]

Instant Cash · Post by **Instant Cash** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 10:34 pm

*Uses Daki as a Frisbee*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 2:04 am

*Hides under Caz, Ka0s and IC. Each is flattened in turn*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 3:15 am

Unflattens, then morphs into a giant rusty nail for the foot to stomp on.

Here's a little tetanus for yo' ass!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 3:22 am

*Hides under Caz again* Cool, Caz's going to give the foot lock jaw.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 10:45 am

*prepares the feather just in case LDH hides under him*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 2:17 pm

*Rushes away Dusty Puppy-like*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 3:49 pm

*Wiats for the foot to try and squish Caz*

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 6:56 pm

**hands out gas-masks** Man that foot smells.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 7:00 pm

"C'mon punk! Try'n squosh me now!"

The Nailmonster looks about for the giant foot.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 8:30 pm

*The massive foot speeds down to crush Caz*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 28, 2002 9:47 pm

*SQUICK!*

The Nailmonster is now firmly imbedded in the HOOGE FOOT!

"Take it bitch! Take the pain!"

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 2:29 am

*Hides under Cash*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 4:25 pm

*hides under LDH*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:29 pm

*Hides under Cash*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:03 pm

*Hides under Cash, hiding under LDH, hiding under Cash*

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:05 pm

*Hides in the shadow of Daki, hiding under Cash, hiding under LDH, hiding under Cash.*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jul 01, 2002 4:55 pm

*Leaves the thread for a second*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:30 am

Cazmonster turns into TetanusMonster and begins his nefarious infection.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 3:59 am

*Comes back into the thread with an umbrella*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 9:35 am

*Hides in Kwyndig's fur, hiding in the shadow of Daki, hiding under Cash, hiding under LDH, hiding under Cash.*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:33 pm

*Wanders off to find himself a medieval rack*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 6:00 pm

*Pokes Cash in the eye with the umbrella*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:11 pm

infection count = infection count + 1

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:12 pm

Open Sore Count = Open Sore Count +1

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:38 pm

*Walks around poking people in the eye with his umbrella*
Pokes in the eye count = Pokes in the eye count +2

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:56 pm

*Stretches himself on the rack*

Height = 2'1"

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:52 pm

*Crispy fries Daki*
Crispy fried ninja = Crispy fried ninja +1

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 11:00 am

*Memory jumps up and grabs hold of the foot's little two. He proceeds to clamber up the foot and ends up on the severed stump of the ankle where he sits Buddha-like as the foot continues to stomp people*

Hey Guys, there’s a great view from up here! *STOMP*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 11:41 am

Oh great Buddha Memory! Give us wisdom!

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 12:00 pm

Oh Cash my son. Here now the words of mighty Memory.

And Memory did spake unto Cash. And the words he spoke were indeed mighty and full of wisdom undiscernable, for he spake thus

Do not do any vigorous exercise for one hour after drinking nitro-glycerine!

And there was much rejoicing.