Last Post Wins

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:05 pm

*And Cash rejoiced*

Yea!!!! Naked Time! *takes off his clothes and runs around the thread*

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:10 pm

*feeds Cash some nitro-glycerine*

Remember: No vigorous exercise.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:22 pm

A naked Cash running through the thread.

I have nightmares like this.

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:29 pm

*looks sideways at Daki* You dream of Cash naked?

*would back away but this is a very narrow ankle*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:31 pm

No, not really. Replace Cash with Robo-Nazis (with bad dialect) and you have my nightmares.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:55 pm

Cazmonster strips off the bangers and the NEON GREEN CHUCK TAYLORS and runs naked through the thread as well, and yet differently from Cash, as his carrying scissors and an MGL-12 that's been converted to full automatic fire.

WOO HOO! Look at me! I'm running naked and dangerous!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:56 pm

When in Rome...

*runs away*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 4:24 pm

Nudity vs. Roe

Now there's a battle in the offing...

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:42 pm

*Dumps 20 gallons of Roe on Caz*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:48 pm

Cazmonster freaks out, then does the naked shake and scatters roe for at least a quarter mile.

This is far more disturbing than I thought. I may have to shave off my fur... wait, it's volitional.

Cazmonster retracts his fur, sets his flesh to frictionless and skates away on the roe, looking a lot like a giant purple chiauau with a nine foot prehensile cock.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:50 pm

Yo quero un MIND WIPE after seeing that.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:50 pm

LOL!

Cazmonster revels in his frictionless naked power!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:51 pm

*Turns the temperature down to -50 C*

Watch the 9ft monster become the 3 ft gnome!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:15 pm

Damn, they've gone to battlestations. Guess I have to hurt somebody now...

Cazmonster high-kicks Memory in the throat, then reroutes some of the fusion heat-bleed toward his nether parts.

There, that should get everybody back out of battlestations.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:33 pm

*Drives a tanker truck into the thread, climbs out and grabs a hose attached to the tanker*

I wouldn't say that Caz...

*Unleashes a cloud of liquid nitrogen into the thread*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jul 09, 2002 10:04 pm

*Freezes Solid*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:28 am

*runs up to Daki and jumps up and down, setting off the nitro*

KERBLAMMO!!!!

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:24 am

Cazmonster wrote:Cazmonster high-kicks Memory in the throat....

Caz you really should have set your skin back off 'frictionless'. That kick was very impresive but your foot slid right past my throat.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:43 am

*disembodied voice*

Set it to "Steel Wool."

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:16 pm

*Is now a collection of frozen chunks scattered around the thread*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:19 pm

Crud!

Cazmonster sets is surface to something aside from frictionless and begins hurling chunks of Daki into a plasma furnace before he can do that cool reconstitute bit from Terminator II.

And I'll have to do something bad to Memory later.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:16 pm

Are you taking suggestions?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:17 pm

*The pieces melt and begin to pool together*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:19 pm

*disembodied voice*

Caz! Use the thermos!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:09 pm

*Falls over and bounces back up like one of those punching things*

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:28 pm

Psst.. LDH... [mb]I win...[/mb]

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:01 pm

*Bounce*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:35 am

Oh no...you aren't winning, mister.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jul 11, 2002 7:19 pm

*bounce*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:17 pm

I guess I win

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:27 pm

I don't think so.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:28 pm

Bah! Know your place, kitten!

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:37 pm

Give it up before I get angry, you filthy corpse.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:39 pm

Uh oh, could be trouble in paradise.

Cazmonster gets his NEON GREEN CHUCK TAYLORS back on and desperately looks around for a pair of shorts.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:40 pm

Take it like a man, Kwyn, I passed you fair and square

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:41 pm

You call 5 pages fair? I'll show you...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:42 pm

Ooh, smack talkin'.

Cazmonster manages to find a pair of shorts and goes to get his adirondack chair, a couple of beers, and some tasty-rinds with extra hot sauce.

This is shaping up nicely.

WillyGilligan · Post by **WillyGilligan** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:18 am

Hmm...winning is cool.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:24 am

sorry, Willy.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:19 pm

I won!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:19 pm

*takes title from Liniah*

Thanks.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:22 pm

[color=#993399Hands Flameblade a trophy made of sodium.[/color]

You forgot the door prize.

Cazmonster gets behind a blast shield and signals the fire department to douse Flameblade. The resulting explosion is both entertaining and informative.

TLM · Post by **TLM** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:23 pm

*takes notes on the very entertaining and informative explosion*

I see, I see. Yeeess. Very interestible.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:23 pm

Whoa...shiny trophy.....

Whoa, this trophy is exploding...

Whoa, I'm flying...

Whoa...I'm headed toward the ground quickly...

Whoa....I'm stuck in the ground.

Whoa...I'm greviously hurt, and I don't know what I can do about it.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:12 am

I think that means Flame forfits. So I win after all!

TLM · Post by **TLM** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:18 am

Pfft! In your dreams! I'm still here.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:20 am

I'm still stuck in the ground.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:52 am

*covers Flame with topsoil and plants a tree on his head*