Bulldrek v3.0

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 5:15 pm**

I like cats, lets just forget about this whole stupid PC Mac thingy.

Apple has a monopoly on their own computers and operating system, so you have to buy them the way they want you to, or not at all.

I say, no thanks to that, I like my compy to come with a floppy drive.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 5:22 pm**

Mmmm Catalog.

Cazmonster drools copiously and drops the Cosmic Bat. That means the insanely heavy weapon that's as hot as a supernova is now open season...

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:17 pm**

*Rushes in at full speed to grab the Cosmic Bat*

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:42 pm**

*Frog leaps over Daki to grab the Cosmic Bat*

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:45 pm**

*Dashes in and grabs the Cosmic Bat, tripping LDH and then throwing the Cosmic Bat into orbit with a practiced flip.*

Bad monkey-spawn! Cosmic power is not for you!

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:59 pm**

*Duct tapes KWyn's tail to the thread floor*

Kitties do not need Cosmic power!

*Divers for the Cosmic Bat*

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 6:59 pm**

*Watches the bat get flung away* CURSES! Guess I'll just stick with the Silver Bat....*Dusts himself off and then steps on Kwyndig's tail, crunching bones* Oops, sorry 'bout that.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 7:10 pm**

I love this thread.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:32 pm**

*Once again frog leaps Daki for the Cosmic Bat* I changed my mind, I want a new bat.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:34 pm**

*Pulls out a railgun and puts thirteen rounds through LDH's skull*

My bat goddammit!

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:42 pm**

Cazmonster looks up from his catalog, as his soaked it in drool.

You guys knock it the hell off! The Cosmic Bat is not a toy!

Cazmonster radios a mental command to the Cosmic Bat and it sets itself to 'autosmack', horribly mangling and irradiating anyone who comes near it, which includes Daki, Lord Death Hand and Kwyndig.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:43 pm**

*The headless body picks up the Cosmic Bat and slams it into where its head should be* Whoa.....this is really wierd! *Bonks Daki with his new head*

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:50 pm**

*THUNK*THUNK*

*Heads off to find some ice*

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:59 pm**

*Slowly dies of radiation posioning, but not before he bonks Caz and Kwyndig over the head*

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 1:04 am**

Macs vs PCs... I think this definitely belongs in a tastes great vs less filling discussion thread. :cool

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:40 am**

*Manages to bonk Drucilla over the head before completely passing out and dying*

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:30 pm**

*Sits in the corner with an ice pack on his head and plots evil things to do to Caz*

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:57 pm**

*LDH's head bounces around* What the hell happened to my body? Why's there a bat poking out of my neck? Why is everyone holding their head and glaring at me as if I've done something wrong? Why won't I shut up?

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 3:04 pm**

*bites LDH in the jugular* No bonking.

Mm. Iron.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 3:58 pm**

Cazmonster sits in the infirmary, comments on how good the Hyronlin is this season, and plots comical things to do to Daki.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:47 pm**

*Thinks that the time is coming when he and Caz must create their own thread... one on one fight. In front of a live crowd and on PPV.*

Think of the royalties...

*Picks up his cell and calls Caz to relay the idea*

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:50 pm**

Festive! Soon, there will be a new Bulldrek Arena!

Cazmonster gets in touch with Dungeon Depot and has a lot of stuff shipped Fled Ex to a nearby subdimension.

After all, it's only money, and it's tax-deductible.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 8:50 pm**

And the royalties from PPV alone should more than cover all the expenses.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:06 pm**

Hell yeah, this will make more money than the contortionist simstim porn I keep selling to the Arabs.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:08 pm**

We'll have to do a weigh in of course, and establish the "rules"... but this sounds like a good plan.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:10 pm**

I'll start the thread up tomorrow. For now I have to catch a bus and get to a farmer's market.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:37 pm**

*watches Drucilla rip into his irrated corpse* Hey! I'm over here! Leave my poor dead body alone!

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:38 pm**

Until tomorrow then. *Thanks the gods he no longer has to keep up with Caz's posts*

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 10:15 pm**

*Bites Daki's ankles*

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 10:37 pm**

Lord Death Hand wrote:*watches Drucilla rip into his irrated corpse* Hey! I'm over here! Leave my poor dead body alone!

No.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2002 10:44 pm**

Drucilla wrote:So, I'm working up an avatar in Poser... me (or as close as Poser gets), naked, w/weaponry. Stop drooling on the linoleum. The question is, guns or blades or both? You decide...

-- Dru, the undecided

Go for pointy things! They don't run out of ammo!

Of course, someone could disarm you, so horns or claws or fangs or titanium spikes would work better...

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:02 am**

Drucilla wrote:
Lord Death Hand wrote:*watches Drucilla rip into his irrated corpse* Hey! I'm over here! Leave my poor dead body alone!
No.

*Bites Drucilla's ankles*

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:59 am**

Gah. What a little ankle biter...

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:00 pm**

*Bites Cash's ankles*
It's the only thing I can do as a head.

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:28 pm**

You know what else you can do as a dissembodied head?

*Kicks LDH through the uprights*

It's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Posted: **Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:00 pm**

WEEEEEEEEE! I CAN FLY!

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2002 9:34 am**

*grabs the tennis racket and whack LDH back at Daki*

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2002 1:59 pm**

*Delivers a roundhouse kick to the head and sends it back to Cash Thai-volleyball style*

Posted: **Thu Jul 11, 2002 7:28 pm**

*LDH is bruised and battered but still happy because he's flying*

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2002 5:17 pm**

*Slam-Dunks LDH into a toxic waste barrel*

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2007 3:46 am**

Cazmonster gets his thread necromancy pointy wizard cap out of storage.

RISE! RISE! And take me to the bagel shop.

Somebody really should tell LDH and TGC we are back in business.

Posted: **Thu May 31, 2007 9:02 am**

*smacks Caz with a cadaver's arm*

Bad Caz! Bad!

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:53 am**

Cazmonster wrote:Cazmonster gets his thread necromancy pointy wizard cap out of storage.

RISE! RISE! And take me to the bagel shop.

Somebody really should tell LDH and TGC we are back in business.

*Steals Caz's thread necromancy pointy wizard cap* YOINK!

Huh...I guess the COSMIC BAT is all mine...*Grabs the massive beating instrument with both hands...to no effect*

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:03 pm**

*LDH, still a head, rolls over and bites TGC's ankles*

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:44 am**

Owwch! *Kicks LDH across the thread again, aiming for the gates to the Abyss*

Bulldrek v3.0

Tastes great vs. less filling

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