Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:16 pm
possibly even Yard Bird.
But it doesn't have E in it...
Maybe..it's Yard BERD!
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:17 pm
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:18 pm
okay, but if bacon tastes like Yard BERD, then why eat it since so many other things also taste like Yard BERD?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:21 pm
It's the law. Everything shall taste like YARD BERD!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:22 pm
then why does metal taste like wet pennies?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:23 pm
Ok...lemme revise.
EVERYTHING EDIBLE SHALL TASTE LIKE YARD BERD!
EVERYTHING EDIBLE SHALL TASTE LIKE YARD BERD!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:24 pm
Bacon tastes like Death. And Death tastes like Murder. And murder is pretty fucking tasty!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:25 pm
So...bacon tastes like Lord Death Hand?
EW!
EW!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:31 pm
No, LDH just /happens/ to taste like murder. If you can't keep up with the rest of the class Flame, I will have to schedule you for a private tutoring session in the Cazpit.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:33 pm
I prefer YARD BERD!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:37 pm
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:37 pm
Laughing at my shit, are you?
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:40 pm
laughing, not eating.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:41 pm
Yeah, so you're laughing at me, eh? You're laughing at me, eh? I'm special, am I? Yeah...that's right, you heard me. I have all reasons to believe that you believe that I am special. Oh wait...I'm special. YAY!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:02 pm
You are special Flame, just like the rest of us.
Of course, you're the only person here who could give us the volume of an irregular solid without resorting to scratch paper.
Of course, you're the only person here who could give us the volume of an irregular solid without resorting to scratch paper.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:03 pm
math makes my brain cry
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:03 pm
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:05 pm
DIfferential Calculus I can understand. Integral Calculus, I understand the theory, but cannot solve IC equations.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:11 pm
I can see what you mean there, Cazmonster.
It's always tough to see how we can begin to solve IC, but...Differential...that's mucho easier
It's always tough to see how we can begin to solve IC, but...Differential...that's mucho easier
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:12 pm
Really, its when somebody tells me to find the volume of a torus that my brain starts to smoke and I begin to pass out.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:14 pm
Oh yeah...that.
I hate that. Always makes me think
I hate that. Always makes me think
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:15 pm
You're such a horrid liar. I know you just keep that equation in your head for giggles and winning bar bets.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:17 pm
Ok...I don't really remember how to do it, but I can remember how to BEGIN doing it.
It depends where it is set. Integrate the area...of a cross-section, then multiply it by...2PI times radius, which denotes circumference...that's all I can think of at the moment...But...to be honest, I am not 100% sure.
It depends where it is set. Integrate the area...of a cross-section, then multiply it by...2PI times radius, which denotes circumference...that's all I can think of at the moment...But...to be honest, I am not 100% sure.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 8:28 pm
:plode
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2003 9:31 pm
Hmmm...
Now...that's another method of being truly evil...
Now...that's another method of being truly evil...
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:28 am
Well, a torus with a circular cross section wouldn't be that hard. All you'd have to figure out is.... BLORT!
Cazmonster's math coprocessor, the one he rigged out for playing strip poker, fries and bleeds out his left-3 datajack.
Damnit!
Cazmonster's math coprocessor, the one he rigged out for playing strip poker, fries and bleeds out his left-3 datajack.
Damnit!
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 10:57 am
I logged in this morning, read this thread's subject line, and you guys know what came to mind?
Cazmonster giving birth to a child.
the mental image is.. just..
:plode
Cazmonster giving birth to a child.
the mental image is.. just..
:plode
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 11:39 am
Whooo! I blew out Cazmonster's processors!
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 1:23 pm
Mine as well. 
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 1:35 pm
Whooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 3:35 pm
I would zap the crap out of myself with a boy/girl gun before that crap got started.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:29 pm
I hope so. The image involved delivering the baby out your ass. 
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:31 pm
AAHHH!!!!
out damn image!!
out out OUT!!!
out damn image!!
out out OUT!!!Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:35 pm
Which? The idea of Caz giving birth to an disproportionately large baby through his anus?
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:38 pm
Here, the smily wave shall assist.
There, now you should feel a little better.
There, now you should feel a little better.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:39 pm
much better. thanks.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:40 pm
Guys, those are just strange. Stop, please.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:48 pm
Way...too...strange.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:49 pm
Why is the blower turning red, anyway?
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:57 pm
Lack of oxygen? Wait...that's blue.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:57 pm
Maybe it's running out of breath?
EDIT: FB beat me to it.
EDIT: FB beat me to it.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:58 pm
I like the pube in the teeth. heh.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:58 pm
maybe it's a vampire... There's lots of good blood vessels in the crotch.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 5:07 pm
especially for 6 days out of the month.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 7:47 pm
Erm, I'm not touching that one, I'll just get hurt... again.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 1:22 am
I definitely am not touching that either.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:57 pm
You guys know it just occurred to me that Caz and I have a huge margin on the closest competitor.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:08 pm
and somehow, I'm starting to gain...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 4:42 pm
Soon I shall reach the dreaded p8k and will probably be their for monthes as I am at home and posting is a slower thing here what with chores and such.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 4:56 pm
Because you're ridiculous and I have work to do.FlameBlade wrote:and somehow, I'm starting to gain...
