Your Mom

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 5:20 am

Hey, 32, tell your mom I said hi. And she still owes me.

Jesse · Post by **Jesse** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 10:49 pm

*is European and posting but refusing to say anything about anyone's mom cos cos cos then it'll be turned to HER mom and just ........ euuuuurgghhh........*

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 12:53 am

Ooo..My mommy...

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:23 pm

Since this is a Your Mom thread I'd like to post a past your mom comment

[06:51] <Jackal> Why can't you e-mail yourself? wuss
[06:52] <ThatCash> Because it's too involved.
[06:52] <Jackal> ... yeah, so was your Mom last night you lazy bitch.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:18 pm

There is nothing sexier than having a romp with someones Mom.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:18 pm

Jackal:

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:25 pm

your chats very funny.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:27 pm

noooooooo shit

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:37 pm

But is your mom?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:40 pm

What about YOUR mom?

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:42 pm

My mom is a crack whore. for 5 euro you can have her.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:44 pm

Then I'll pass.

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:45 pm

Wimp.

I bet you never had a STD.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:46 pm

exactly. I'm saving my dilly till marriage.

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:47 pm

Ain't you a saint.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:48 pm

I'm a devil when it comes to posting.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 1:10 pm

and i'm in training.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 2:42 pm

*Walks in, grabs Kaos, and POPPLES him*

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 4:47 pm

Your mom's a female!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 4:49 pm

Well your mom's a virgin!

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Wed May 01, 2002 10:18 pm

Not any more.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 02, 2002 1:03 am

Just a bit of a sidetrack; what is a POPPLE exactly, Daki? I missed the memo on that one...

And if you respond by POPPLING me, and saying "that", then checkity checkity before you wreckity 'cause I have a certain Crime Fighting Bucket that's been dying to meet you

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu May 02, 2002 2:33 pm

POPPLING involves me treating you like the old Popple toys. Basically I grab you buy the neck and start shoving your upper body into you ass (crushing your vertebrae and ribs into a fine powder in the process so you fit). When I'm done, you're body is a perfectly circular ball.

voz · Post by **voz** » Thu May 02, 2002 4:47 pm

When did popple toys come out? I never heard of them.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:32 pm

Back in the 80s you young punk.

voz · Post by **voz** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:37 pm

Back then I was a young punk. Shit I am old enough to realize that now.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:40 pm

Hmm... makes sense. I feel enlightened. Thanks, Daki. Oh, and nice signature move

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu May 02, 2002 8:07 pm

Too bad it's not going to last. I'm bored with it. I think I'll pull a good Warren Ellis quote for my next sig.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 02, 2002 9:14 pm

And people say I'M fickle

voz · Post by **voz** » Fri May 03, 2002 1:23 pm

Estrogen makes you fickle.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri May 03, 2002 1:31 pm

Yo Momma gives you too much estrogen!

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 03, 2002 1:54 pm

Possibly THE worst Yo Momma joke EVER

voz · Post by **voz** » Fri May 03, 2002 8:01 pm

I second Ryan's nomination.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Sat May 04, 2002 3:00 am

It's official, then.

Flame, report to the nearest termination center.

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon May 06, 2002 5:59 pm

Shit, that is power.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Mon May 06, 2002 7:29 pm

Never underestimate the power of democracy

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:53 am

Unless Bush is in office. Then everything stops.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 7:29 am

Political purgatory! fuck yes!

Now all we need is every country to have an ineffectual national leader, then we could REALLY fuck things up.

*Eclipse realizes everyone is staring at him*

*Eclipse sits down*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:00 pm

*Pats Eclipse.*

It's alright. Political insurgence has been down lately.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Mar 22, 2003 3:28 am

Yo Prezident so stupid, he bombed Texas 'cause there was oil in it.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 7:35 am

Yo Prezident iz so stupid, he always looks confused!