Bulldrek v3.0

Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handfull of dust.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Excuse me, would you like to taste my smoked meat log?

Get to the choppa!

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

"You're faster than this."

Stupid is forever; ignorance can be fixed.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Ever pull the wings off a fly? Care to see a fly get even?

Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.

"Facts are the enemy of truth."

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

Run away!

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Do not remove a fly from a friend's forehead with a hatchet.

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Nature abhors a vacuum, and if I can only walk with sufficient carelessness I am sure to be filled.

Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that fate allows you.

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Everything you can imagine is real.

Lay off my boots Harley! I'm in no fucking mood.

Dreams are postcards from our subconscious, inner self to outer self, right brain trying to cross that moat to the left. Too often they come back unread: "return to sender, addressee unknown." That's a shame because it's a whole other world out there - or in here depending on your point of view.

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a 'part' of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a 'part' of Europe.

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

This thing on? Okay. Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % f - -ing not guilty. And if you bastards don't goddamn find him innocent, then you can just f - -ing kiss my fat f - -ing ass. And that f - -ing goes for your bulls - - court system, too! Mike, I'm so motherf - -ing sorry I couldn't f - -ing be there for this f - -ing s - -ty really bogus trial, man. But let me goddamn tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd f - -ing kick everyone's fat stupid motherf - -ing behinds and then cram it up their f - -ing ass. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this s - - helps. Take care, Mike.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.

She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

Everything to excess. Moderation is for monks.

Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit is always so polite. Sméagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say "sneak". Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice.
Sam: All right all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing?
Gollum: Sneaking.

Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.