Bulldrek v3.0

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 5:52 pm**

A Chaste Liberal then?

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 6:28 pm**

What part of "I'm not a fucking liberal" were you having fucking trouble understanding? Was it the fucking part? I have a book that can help you understand that.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:00 pm**

Monkey.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:04 pm**

To Fucking Fuck,
Or not to Fucking Fuck
That is the Fucking question.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:10 pm**

Fuck you and your fucking shaksepian fucking derivitives.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:31 pm**

*A&E theme plays*

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all of the English words that begin with the leter "f," "fuck" is the only word that is referred to as the "f-word." It's the one magical word, jus by its sound can descibe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck," as most words inthe English language is derived form German, the word "freichen," (sp?) which means "to strike." In English, "fuck" falls into many gammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning is not always sexual. it can be used as an adjective, such as, "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-loutely," or "In-fucking-credible." And as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility of "fuck." As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay, "Aw, fuck it." Trouble. "I guess I'm really fucked, now." Aggression, "Don't fuck with me, buddy." Difficulty, "I don't understand this fucking question." Inquiry, "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction, "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." Incompetence, "He's a fuck-off." Dismissal, "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself." I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible wordmore often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! "FUCK YOU!"

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:35 pm**

That is fucking beatiful.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:38 pm**

Whoa. Fuck me.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:45 pm**

Then bend the fuck over.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:48 pm**

I think we have vastly different definitions of what the fuck that means.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:51 pm**

I don't fucking think so

Posted: **Wed May 01, 2002 2:03 am**

fuck, that reminds me. i use to have the fucking sound file of that.

Posted: **Wed May 01, 2002 7:20 am**

Fuck...that's fucking cool.

Posted: **Wed May 01, 2002 8:09 pm**

Fucking sound file of what? Please be fucking clearer next fucking time you fucking write.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 1:11 am**

George Carlin, you fuckin' demented ass clown.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 1:59 am**

This fuckin' thread is abso-fucking-loutely bugfuck.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 2:15 am**

What the fuck?

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 4:37 am**

Monkeyfuck, even.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 1:03 pm**

fuck? MONKEYFUCK? FUCKIN MONKEYFUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK? FUCK THAT!!! GORRILLA FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Fuck...

Paladin

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 4:24 pm**

Paladin, Your fucking monkey post, make as much fucking sense as your fucking mom does when she is getting double fucked for a fucking $5 crack fucking rock. Must be fucking heridatary fucking genes.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 4:50 pm**

And you're fucking stealing my fucking bit, bitch.

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 4:53 pm**

Don't fucking go and fucking steal CE's fucking bit. Now where the fuck is mu fucking caffinine

Posted: **Thu May 02, 2002 9:22 pm**

Thou shall not steal the bit. Fucker.

steals a fucking drill bit instead.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2002 1:22 pm**

Steal a fucking drill bit? That is as funny as a dead fucking tree.

*grabs a fucking 35 mm fucking wood bit, attacjhes it to a fucking electric fucking drill & starts try to drill a fucking hole in ryan's fucking ear*

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2002 5:13 pm**

FUCK! What the FUCK is wrong with you? FUCK!

grabs his bleeding ear with one hand, and snatches the drill out of voz's hand with the other.

Yeah, I got some fucking lucky charms for you, you fucking leprechaun!

fade to black as blood and gore flies in Ryan's face as he bores a hole in voz's forehead.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2002 6:09 pm**

Too many Monkeys.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2002 6:17 pm**

I fink we broke his moind, Brain.

Posted: **Fri May 03, 2002 7:36 pm**

I am to tired to fuck.

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2002 3:01 am**

That's pretty fucking tired.

Posted: **Sat May 04, 2002 3:28 am**

Fuck!tm

Posted: **Sun May 05, 2002 7:48 pm**

Bill Chimpfucker is your dad.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2002 11:50 am**

Yeah? Well, Bob's your uncle!

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2002 5:09 pm**

http://homokaasu.org/game.gas?g=3

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2002 5:21 pm**

And Bulldrek welcomes another waste of time into the fold.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2002 6:04 pm**

Bugger off, I mean Fuck Off.

Posted: **Mon May 06, 2002 7:20 pm**

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2002 3:09 pm**

Pretty fucking colors.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2002 3:14 pm**

Too much fucking free time.

Posted: **Thu May 16, 2002 5:42 am**

*ponders the creation of a Power Word, FUCK! spell for D&D*

Posted: **Thu May 16, 2002 6:21 am**

Why don't you go outside and play "hide and go fuck yourself?"

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2002 3:52 am**

Damn having a fast computer at work and a slow ass computer at home.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2002 5:46 am**

This fucking computer is well beyond the realm of fucked and well into the realm of really fucked.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2002 6:06 am**

This fucking computer is fucking fast, and by "fucking fast", I fucking mean really fucking super fucking fast, but it's too fucking unstable, which fucking causes it to fucking crash too fucking much for my fucking tastes. I fucking blame it on the fucking DDR fucking RAM, mostly because the other fucks I know who fucking bought the new fucking DDR-capable fucking computers with the fucking DDR RAM installed are having the same fucking problem. FUCK!

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2002 6:10 am**

¡Cogida! ¿Cuál la cogida es incorrecta con su gente de mierda? ¡Usted me hace a enfermo que coge! Necesitamos más Ewoks.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:33 am**

God Damn Mother Fucking Ewoks

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:53 am**

Those Ewoks will FUCK your shit up, you fuckknuckle!

Posted: **Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:40 pm**

But what if you putting some fucking monkeys up against those fucking ewoks?

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2002 10:59 pm**

Cazmonster uses a pair of Ewoks to seriously fuck Crazy Elf's shit up, escrima style.

Posted: **Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:53 pm**

Okay, fuck, where the fuck is fucking Nightsky fucking off to...fucker?

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:03 pm**

My fucking landlord still hasn't fixed the fucking gutter that drips over the fucking porch steps. It's fucking cold, so the water froze on the fucking steps. The steps are too fucking light in color to see the fucking ice, so I slipped and fell on my fucking ass. Now there's a fucking huge ass bruise across my fucking back and ass, and I fucked up my back further than it already is. Oh yeah, and this is roughly 3 fucking weeks after finding out that I fucking have arthritis in - get this shit - the same fucking area of my spine that I bashed on the fucking steps. FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, LANDLORD!