Bulldrek v3.0

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 2:27 am**

Adam wrote:I've officially declared it to be spring; pants out, kilt in.

Just so long as it's plaid. Plaid = kilt. Any other color = skirt.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 2:32 am**

Jeff Hauze wrote:
Adam wrote:I've officially declared it to be spring; pants out, kilt in.
Just so long as it's plaid. Plaid = kilt. Any other color = skirt.

What's wrong with men wearing skirts?

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 2:42 am**

Jeff Hauze wrote:
Adam wrote:I've officially declared it to be spring; pants out, kilt in.
Just so long as it's plaid. Plaid = kilt. Any other color = skirt.

Skirt or kilt, it's much easier for you to eat my cock.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:13 am**

And that's a plus!

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 5:16 am**

I mean really...who wouldn't want some of the Golden Phallus?

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 7:50 am**

Has anyone ever been able to verify this golden phallus thing? Can we get an expert-witness, please?

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 10:45 am**

Well, I'm a Fresh Witness...does that count?

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 10:49 am**

Tickets mysteriously returned, so I snatched them up...

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 8:34 pm**

Just got offered more work.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 10:05 pm**

Thanks to dentist, I am now fucked up on painkillers. Yay!

Posted: **Tue May 08, 2007 4:10 am**

Don't have strep, and am receiving allergy meds in the mail.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 8:22 pm**

Got my state and federal tax returns today. I wonder how much my own private island is...

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 9:07 pm**

Found a packet of Onion Soup Mix. I'm making a casserole!

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2007 2:30 pm**

Despite major distractions in the last two weeks I just finished writing another chapter. YEAH!

Now... just need to wait till Tuesday for my promoter to say it's any good.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2007 3:49 pm**

I got transfered to another store with the same job....so I didn't get fired.

Posted: **Fri May 25, 2007 11:35 pm**

Pumped a portion of my refund money into the local economy. Hello, Zune!

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 5:41 am**

oohhh, I just remembered another positive thing. A Tasty Human just stepped into Bulldrek Proper. Let's all give her a warm welcome.

*sneaks up to IrnMaidan, duct tapes two grenades to her buttcheeks, and pulls the pins*
*salutes*
*KER-WHUMPH!*
Sphincter Tar-Tar!!!

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 7:15 am**

Thanks Cash.
*pulls out AK 47 and chases*

I gots recognized by a manager which means I didn't get fired. And I don't know how to take that.

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 12:54 pm**

MY HUSBAND IS HOME!!!

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 8:39 pm**

Eeep!

*runs away, dodging and twisting past random Bulldrekkers*
Boy, there was a day when mentioning the word Tasty would have brought the crowd thundering in...I guess we're all getting old now.

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 10:00 pm**

Cash found a Tasty!
A bullet comes too-close to Cash glancing off a knife on his belt
By the way, IrnMaidan, the bullets in your clip were recalled yesterday. The primers are faulty.
The bullet kisses a car-bumper and reacts accordingly.
Irn comes to a stop, reflexively training the gun on Moto.
What?
The bullet heads for Caz, and veers away out of a sense of self-preservation
I said the primers are faulty, specifically they're hyper-sensitive to shock. *Leans back on his heels to fall flat on his back.*
The bullet attempts to re-join it's brothers within the magazine, the primers respond predictably and all at once. A large chunk of the AK and IrnMaidan's arm go flying into pieces.

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2007 10:19 pm**

Oohhhhh, that's gotta hurt! Should've gone with a bow and arrow. no faulty primers.

Almost forgot....Welcome to Bulldrek!

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 6:12 am**

Cash wrote:Oohhhhh, that's gotta hurt! Should've gone with a bow and arrow. no faulty primers.

You're right. I should've gone with the bow and arrow.

*sad face*

It's ok. I gots another arm.
*pulls out wave dagger*

thanks!

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 6:50 am**

Animalball's podcast was the best one yet. Fucking top notch. Definitely kept me going through the horrid night at work. Thank God it was posted early by accident.

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 8:12 am**

oooohhhhh....sharp *and* pointy!

Posted: **Sun May 27, 2007 9:48 am**

Cash wrote:oooohhhhh....sharp *and* pointy!

damn straight. I don't fool around when it comes to sharp and pointy.

Posted: **Tue May 29, 2007 9:43 pm**

I got a female betta today. She's not only gorgeous, but she's very inquisitive.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:48 pm**

I got my laptop back.

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:16 pm**

No asplody yet?

It's the two things positive post!
I'm about to get coffee from my favorite coffee shop. mmmm...caffine...
My pool team is playing in the Local Team Championships tomorrow. Go me!

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:45 pm**

Both my cars are now running. No asplody...yet.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:53 am**

No asplody on the laptop and I got a Dulce de Leche frappuccino. Now, before you non-corporate whores get on my back about it, I like it because it's not the overwhelmingly sweet taste of the caramel frapp, nor is it the asstastic taste of the coffee frapp. It's quite lovely.

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:17 am**

We're having a potluck tomorrow!

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:23 am**

Ooooh, potluck. We used to do that once a month...

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:53 pm**

Yep!

AtemHtlr (Or however it's spelled), Estes, 3278, Bishop, Paul and I. It will be fun!

Posted: **Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:26 pm**

My girlfriend moved to Abu Dhabi. Now I get some action /and/ lose the whole wrist lock problem.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:28 am**

I got an atta boy for using my noodle in thinking creatively to fill an open post.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:06 am**

I just did fourty laps and broke my own record!

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:04 am**

40 laps of what? 40 laps of an ice cream cone really isn't that impressive.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:32 am**

40 laps in an olympic size pool.

Hey, speaking of something positive; aren't you looking forward to seeing Eva this week?

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:40 am**

Huh? Eva's coming here?

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:05 am**

Errrr...did I just ruin a surprise? Shit.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:06 am**

How long do I let Deev think he ruined a surprise? Nah...I'm not that mean.

Yeah, I'd pretty damn stoked and it's an entry for this thread.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:07 am**

Wow, I just had visions of severe asskickings by Eva. Something positive: I'm not getting my ass kicked by Eva (over this.)

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:10 am**

No, that can still be arranged.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:06 am**

it's nice to have people to post pump with again (ever since Eclipse went respectable and got himself a promotion)

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:34 am**

I hope you and Eva have a great time!

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:08 pm**

I get to have pink cookie soon! *nom*nom*nom*

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:14 am**

I actually marginally like my coworkers, save the obligatory Trollbeast and Stupid Teenaged Boy.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:53 am**

I had a pretty good night's sleep!

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:45 am**

DV8 wrote:40 laps in an olympic size pool.

Btw, that is pretty good...2 km. What strokes did you use?

Bulldrek v3.0

The Sound off about something positive thread.