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Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:39 pm

Only after the shotgun

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu May 30, 2002 10:38 pm

3278 wrote:I like TV. It shows me static, for hours and hours. Where else can you watch a screaming white noise generator for days on end with no commercials?

I think my eyes have finally regenerated from that. Those things were friggin lewd!

Bethyaga · Post by **Bethyaga** » Fri May 31, 2002 1:42 am

JetPlane wrote:Things can be all the prettier if you add a 3 behind them.

I3 think3 I3 shall3 never3 see3 a3 poem3 lovely3 as3 a3 three.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 31, 2002 1:46 am

Things are also prettier if you put pornstars behind them

3278 · Post by **3278** » Fri May 31, 2002 1:56 am

Cazmonster wrote:
3278 wrote:I like TV. It shows me static, for hours and hours. Where else can you watch a screaming white noise generator for days on end with no commercials?
I think my eyes have finally regenerated from that. Those things were friggin lewd!

Well, let's keep in mind that the 98% of the time you weren't looking at them, you were looking at one of the big glowing monitors. Your poor retinas didn't stand a chance, I'm afraid.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri May 31, 2002 2:22 am

And all we can take from that is that sealed optishields are the wave of the future.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Fri May 31, 2002 11:07 am

I did have, like, three pairs of welding goggles you could have worn, come to think of it. We used to wear them as sunglasses back in the days when we didn't think we looked like dorks when we looked like dorks. Now the Heads wear them.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri May 31, 2002 12:29 pm

Ooohhhh...so I can wear sunglasses indoors now.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Fri May 31, 2002 12:55 pm

Cash wrote:Ooohhhh...so I can wear sunglasses indoors now.

In my place, you kind of need them. Well, except that it's always dark. You need very selective sunglasses.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri May 31, 2002 1:00 pm

Oh my.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Fri May 31, 2002 7:47 pm

:cool

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri May 31, 2002 10:10 pm

Dude, I so could have used selective optical filtering for the game, that or a damn datajack.

I want the Sixth World and I want it NOW!

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 5:44 am

JetPlane wrote:See that 3? It makes me look better. Can ya tell?

You know, I wasn't gonna say anything before, but that 3 does look good on ya, Jet.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 7:47 am

Cazmonster wrote: I want the Sixth World and I want it NOW!

patience, young cazmonsta. you will learn to control your powers to make the sixth world and to 0wn it. Soon. Very soon. 3.

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 4:35 pm

CykoSpin wrote:
JetPlane wrote:See that 3? It makes me look better. Can ya tell?
You know, I wasn't gonna say anything before, but that 3 does look good on ya, Jet.

*blushes and looks down at herself*

"Uhh...why..thank you.."

*places a paper bag over Cyko's head*

"You look...good yourself.."

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 6:12 pm

Glad to see you finally realize that you and the Pig looked like dorks walking around that hickville wearing fucking welding goggles. *shakes head* Of course, my glasses weren't much better, huh?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 11:15 am

Be happy. It could have been a full on welding mask.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 1:45 pm

You need those welding masks the first few weeks of summer when all the pale people sun for the first time.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 4:30 am

Sealed Optishields man, they are so damn cool, but you have to get your tear ducts rerouted into the back of your throat.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 2:20 pm

So they turn you into a spitter?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 06, 2002 10:47 pm

Yeah, but now you have to die.

Cazmonster rings up Molly Millions and offers her the chance to grease Daki for several trillion dollars.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 1:11 pm

*psst* Caz. You might have wanted to specify what kind of greasing. *gestures over to the Crisco covered Daki*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:25 pm

Oh gods... NO! *Can feel the crisco seeping into his skin and destroying his diet*

*Jumps in the shower*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 6:59 pm

Watches Daki zoom headlong along the shower and then out the door. Wet, greasy, naked Daki is nearly frictionless, as we have all observed.

I wonder if his ass is frictionless too.

*Bounce*

*ZOOM*

Looks that way.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 3:30 pm

*Daki is now a vital part of the pinball game of life*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:07 pm

Cazmonster makes the all important call to The Who to get them to come out and do a rendition of Pinball Wizard.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:32 pm

*Caz in summarily SMITEn by several bolts of lightning*

No Who. NO.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:36 pm

*drops into the thread wearing tight, hip hugging bellbottoms and a gauzy white peasent top* *holding a mic, her band of demons rise up out of flames and start playing*

Ever Since I Was A Young Boy,
I've Played The Silver Ball.
]From Soho Down To Brighton
I Must Have Played Them All.
But I Ain't Seen Nothing Like Him
In Any Amusement Hall...
That Deaf Dumb And Blind Kid
Sure Plays A Mean Pin Ball !

He Stands Like A Statue,
Becomes Part Of The Machine.
Feeling All The Bumpers
Always Playing Clean.
He Plays By Intuition,
The Digit Counters Fall.
That Deaf Dumb And Blind Kid
Sure Plays A Mean Pin Ball !

He's A Pin Ball Wizard
There Has Got To Be A Twist.
A Pin Ball Wizard,
S'got Such A Supple Wrist.

'How Do You Think He Does It? I Don't Know!
What Makes Him So Good?'

He Ain't Got No Distractions
Can't Hear Those Buzzers And Bells,
Don't See Lights A Flashin'
Plays By Sense Of Smell.
Always Has A Replay,
'n' Never Tilts At All...
That Deaf Dumb And Blind Kid
Sure Plays A Mean Pin Ball.

I Thought I Was
The Bally Table King.
But I Just Handed
My Pin Ball Crown To Him.

Even My Usual Table
He Can Beat My Best.
His Disciples Lead Him In
And He Just Does The Rest.
He's Got Crazy Flipper Fingers
Never Seen Him Fall...
That Deaf Dumb And Blind Kind
Sure Plays A Mean Pin Ball.!!!!!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:39 pm

*Daki's head explodes two verses in, sparing him the pain of the entire song*

:plode

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:43 pm

*dances around, shakin' her groove thang*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:44 pm

Ha Sucka! Gunny's got my back, even if I am two testicles down.

Cazmonster very carefully walks off to regenerate.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:17 am

*A SzechClone runs around in circles, screaming.*

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