Story Time!

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 3:56 pm

(you all know how to play this game)
Once a long time a go there was Cow who wanted to go for a walk so she left the farm and started into the small quaint village in the valley bellow, when out of the dark forest came a....

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 4:16 pm

... dark wind of evil and despair! This Cow (who was in no way anthropomorphic and was thus B00Bs-less) tried to think of a way to flee this wind but to no avail. The darkness wrapped around her bovine head and began...

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 4:31 pm

..to slowly chant insane ramblings about eating her and driving her insane! Machin Shin! So th cow ran and ran and ran, until she got to the top of a hill where...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 5:44 pm

she tripped and fell off a cliff, breaking her cow legs. A hunter was walking along the bottom of the cliff at the time and...

Enkeli · Post by **Enkeli** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 5:56 pm

...the hunter saw the cow in the ground Mooing it`s eyes off.
The hunter asked the cow...

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 8:01 pm

..Please cow, eat the tasties. The cow complied, crazedly...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 11:00 pm

And the Tasties protested this, screaming over and over again...

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 12:34 am

"Chesse Monkey Bubbles!! Cheese Monkey Bubbles!!" which means ow ow ow. The the testies said....

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 3:44 am

"WTF!!?!?!/1!? A <i>cow?[/i] You can't be serious. That's it, I'm leaving..."

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 3:59 am

...slowly the cow regenerated, as it had been imbued witha mutant x healing factor and admantium bones...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:04 am

...but the idiots at the cyber-lab decided to put a little too much iron into the adamantium alloy, and the cow rocketed skyward as...

Enkeli · Post by **Enkeli** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 9:05 am

...a long smooth shaft accompanied by two...

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 3:26 pm

...manical mad scientists, bedecked in white labcoats, encapsulated the cow. The Orbital Bovine Bombardment Platform had been armed, along with...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 3:57 pm

...a tactical squadron of plasma-powered brahma bulls. Just then, something flashed across the threat indicator, it was...

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:05 pm

...simply OverLord, come to drop by the invoices. He was surprised to see, of all people...

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:12 pm

...Jetplace making out with the large green ET cow....

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 4:51 pm

...and rather happily, since it seems the ET Cow was from a Hentai universe and had half a dozen...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 7:07 pm

hands, oddly enough. Overlord turned away to see...

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 8:42 pm

...A flock of Eastern Dragon, corkscrewing their...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 8:45 pm

...contrails against the vast velvet darkness of space. They were hotly pursued by...

Enkeli · Post by **Enkeli** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 9:43 pm

...by a angry mob of circus midgets...

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 9:51 pm

...brandishing flaming axes of doom. These Axes were designed to...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 12:07 am

...bring flaming doom. The midgets then threw.....

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 12:12 am

small stones at the dragons, which cheesed them off and caused them to...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:02 am

...violently explode. The violent shockwave shook the OCBP, until someone noted...

Vralkie · Post by **Vralkie** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:18 am

...That if the dragons had only given a curtousy flush while exploding, the whole thing could have been...

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:22 am

swept down the toilet, so to speak. However, thinking quickly, Oerlord commanded that th magnetic pulse inversion drive stabilizers be activated, which caused the unfortunate side effect of...

Vralkie · Post by **Vralkie** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:25 am

... cottonmouth, dry skin, liver failure, cancer, irregular bowel movements, cramps, bloating, headache, dizziness, nausea, increased chances for infection, and the goubt...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:41 pm

which tended to be generally unpleasant for the inhabitants of Earth. Meanwhile...

Enkeli · Post by **Enkeli** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:41 pm

...in Sweden, a group of teenage girls planned...

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 9:31 pm

... to charge accross the border (commando-style) and kidnap Eva just for...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 9:48 pm

...taking photos of them while they cavorted naked across the fiord. Just then, Eva was...

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:59 am

...in Michigan, unfortunatly, so that plan failed, although the tabloid pics of a horde of naked Swedish girls tearing through the Netherlands looking for Eva were much appreciated. However, upon seeing the photos...

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 3:56 am

....Johnny Cash, who was remaking Nine Inch Nails Tunes, popped enough wood to kill himself-his blood drained from hsi skull. This...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:17 am

...was highly unfortunate, because Johnny Cash kicks much ass. However, as soon as he was proclaimed dead, he pulled a Hyatt and...

edited for tense congruency. Goddamned tense.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 12:46 pm

...totally cut the head off a ninja /and/ a samurai, simulataneously ('cause he's just that cool). Then, after cleaning off his banjo...

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:59 pm

When the cast from Deliverance showed up for a gmae of duleing bajors....

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:34 pm

They taught people how to spell "dueling". Then..

Vralkie · Post by **Vralkie** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 7:00 pm

...Deev, upon stepping out of his house, following an extended hangover saw the whole thing happen, exclaiming...

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 7:22 pm

... "Ow.. my head" Deev then promptly went back inside and got himself some Rolling Rock to ease the pain. While inside the fridge...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:02 pm

The "stuff in the tinfoil in the back of the fridge" had somehow mutated into....

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:05 pm

... an anti-muppet-poseur. What on the earth would the world do with TWO....

Enkeli · Post by **Enkeli** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:05 pm

...buddle of goo, that said " Are you gonna eat me, if you are...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 1:17 am

... just then, the door flew open and in stepped the zombie Johnny Cash playing...

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 5:21 am

a Nine Inch Nails song. Which unfortunately sounded more like...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 6:28 pm

a dog being ran over. Just then....

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 7:10 pm

Cazmonster stomped over to the zombie Johnny Cash and...

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 9:58 pm

grabbed a hold of big beard with a big pair of...

BaronJ · Post by **BaronJ** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 8:03 pm

...ruthenium-coated fish-tongs. But that wasnt' really important to the story. What was really important was what was happening...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 8:51 pm

...to the cow, who had been launched at high velocity on a perfect trajectory to hit its hapless target below. Meanwhile, strolling along on the earth's surface, unaware of the awful fate about to befall him/her was...

Edited to remove random apostrophes. Stupid 'ap'o'stro'phy 'k'ey.'