Birthday Girl
Birthday Girl
I'm 18 today. Get to go to Big people jail. Get to vote.
God, it's good to be legal.
God, it's good to be legal.
To be loved, you must be lovable.
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Happy Birthday Jet!
happy birthday Jet! Hey- now you can serve alcohol, even though you can't consume it - as far as they say, anyways. LOL
*cracks open a Bud Ice*
*cracks open a Bud Ice*
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Cyko:
I've come to the conclusion that the best gift for someone's 18th birthday is a slice of pecan pie and a damn nice hug. For breakfast, I had a slice of pecan pie and a good, bear-y hug and for late-night outing, I had the same thing.
I'm not much of a fan of presents. I'm terribly cheap when it comes to people spending money on me. I'm content much more in the little things than in the big things. Big, expensive presents send me scurrying off into corners. Give me a slice of pie that's $1.65 and I'll be content for weeks on end.
Also, in the rise of my 18th year, I have somehow contrived for myself a southern accent. The south has finally gotten to me. Blame it on their damn good pie.
I've come to the conclusion that the best gift for someone's 18th birthday is a slice of pecan pie and a damn nice hug. For breakfast, I had a slice of pecan pie and a good, bear-y hug and for late-night outing, I had the same thing.
I'm not much of a fan of presents. I'm terribly cheap when it comes to people spending money on me. I'm content much more in the little things than in the big things. Big, expensive presents send me scurrying off into corners. Give me a slice of pie that's $1.65 and I'll be content for weeks on end.
Also, in the rise of my 18th year, I have somehow contrived for myself a southern accent. The south has finally gotten to me. Blame it on their damn good pie.
To be loved, you must be lovable.
I'd give you a damn nice hug, except that complete lack of physical proximity has a nasty habit of preventing it.
Hey, speaking of free gifts, you know what else doesn't cost anything...?
...pressing theRed Button!
* presses the Red Button again and again and again *
* France, Jamaica, and Greenland instantly vaporize *
Hey, speaking of free gifts, you know what else doesn't cost anything...?
...pressing theRed Button!
* presses the Red Button again and again and again *
* France, Jamaica, and Greenland instantly vaporize *
_SURPRISE! I don't like you!
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Sorry I missed it.
Hey, Jet.
Happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday!!!
This is my signature. Enjoy
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God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
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You fuck! Jamaica was nice! France was perfectly acceptable but what the hell did Jamaica ever do to anyone?CykoSpin wrote:*Presses the Red Button again and again and again *
*France, Jamaica, and Greenland instantly vaporize.*
Happy birthday Jet. Oh and techically, you've been legal for a couple years now.
The 86 Rules of Boozing
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.
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Happy belated birthday, Jet.
<i>shadow-hugs Jet, because despite living in quite close proximity, the poor man-ferret never sees her. :cry [/i]
<i>shadow-hugs Jet, because despite living in quite close proximity, the poor man-ferret never sees her. :cry [/i]
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Happy Birthday!
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