HELP!! I'm scared!!
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:30 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*The piercing wail of Gizmo shatters Moo's eardrums and causes cow-brains to leak out his ears*
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Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:55 am
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 2:10 am
mmmm....cow brains......
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 2:14 am
ewww
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 2:36 am
Fear photoshop 
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 4:22 am
Damn, I thought I was scary![/b]
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 4:59 am
I have seen some scary things in my time. But that about takes the taco.
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2002 1:26 pm
That's vile! I feel dirty.Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 12:49 pm
Hey...you single?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:33 pm
Better question, you human?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 7:40 pm
Nope, why?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:13 pm
Beware of cyborgs then. Asimov's law does not apply to you.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:14 pm
I need oxygen...I need oxygen...fire extinughising.....asdfas.df.a.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:15 pm
Go out and buy yourself a rebreather like everyone else. Why should you get special treatment just because you can't breath?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:16 pm
Light me...Light me.....arrrrrrrrgh
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:18 pm
*Flicks his zippo a few times but it's out of fluid* So sorry.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:19 pm
fuuuuuuuuuck!
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:19 pm
Yes, yes you are.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:20 pm
*dies*
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:22 pm
*Pokes the corpse with a stick*
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:23 pm
*shakes with each poke*
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:24 pm
*Drives his car into the thread and uses the jumper cables to link the body to his battery*
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:25 pm
*shakes violently with shock*
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:26 pm
Hmm... *Slots his Necromancy skill chip and brings FB back from the dead to serve as his loyal slave*
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:26 pm
Urgggggggh...
Drool?
Drool?
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:28 pm
Yes, welcome to your un-life. Now go cause evil things to other people.
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:29 pm
*rips Daki's femur apart.*
Droooool! Arggggh! Argggggh!
*walks up to a black monolith and tosses the bone up.*
Arggggggh
Droooool! Arggggh! Argggggh!
*walks up to a black monolith and tosses the bone up.*
Arggggggh
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:31 pm
*hops around on one leg* Not ME you witless moron!
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:32 pm
*scampers back to Daki and puts a femur back in.*
*scampers to rip a femur out of Henry and Voz's legs and walks back to the black monolith.*
*scampers to rip a femur out of Henry and Voz's legs and walks back to the black monolith.*
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2002 11:43 pm
Daki's my favorite necromancer ever.Daki wrote: *hops around on one leg* Not ME you witless moron!
Cazmonster reanimates a horde of zombies who's job it is to follow Daki around and make him look cool and kinda spooky. Oh, and they eat brains on command too.
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:48 am
What the? Uncle Frank? Cousin Billy? Damnit Caz, stop reanimating my dead family memebers!
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:00 am
This thread makes my brain hemhorrage.
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 9:30 am
*high-fives Moo*
Good job!
Good job!
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:00 pm
*Looks at the zombies following him* I've always wanted to have lackeys! Now go eat LDH's brain!
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:40 pm
*The zombies jump LDH in an alleyway and one of them taps on his skull* No Brainsssss...... Need Brainsssss....*They leave the confused LDH in the alleyway, broken and a bit chewed on, but otherwise entact*
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:42 am
THAT THING IS NOT FEMALE!!!! ITS A MAN WITH A GOOD BODY AND NICE BOOBS!!!! THAT IS WRONG!!!!
:plode
:plode
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:55 am
Is your real name Sharon?
Posted: Sat May 25, 2002 3:26 am
Yep, turns out that the leader of Isreal posts here once in a while, and rather inanely at that.