Bulldrek Maximum Security Penitentiary
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Bulldrek Maximum Security Penitentiary
***Due to the recent renovations, the prison had been closed. The riot had almost cost the warden his job, but this time he was prepared. he was ready to run this place in a way that make the Marquis de Sade blanch.***
"Ladies, gentlemen, scum bags-welcome to Bulldrek Maximum Security Penitentiary"
"Ladies, gentlemen, scum bags-welcome to Bulldrek Maximum Security Penitentiary"
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Well then, it's not exactly free, is it? You know what is, though?
*kidney-punches Paladin (with a set of spiked brass knuckles), then throws him into a cell with a rather large Ungamunga troll*
Have fun, you two.
*the screams can be heard throughout the entire prison...*
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*kidney-punches Paladin (with a set of spiked brass knuckles), then throws him into a cell with a rather large Ungamunga troll*
Have fun, you two.
*the screams can be heard throughout the entire prison...*
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The fee is I have to make it with a pregnant ferret? Dude, I'm doing that as we speak.
* PM Pulls a rather annoyed ferret from his pants, and tries to throw it out the window. It hits the bars, and bounces off, landing hard on the concrete floor next to the tire, as PMWrestler nervously looks on. Seconds later PM wipes sweat from his brow in relief.....which then lands on the black van. Seconds later a large wooden mallet pops out from nowhere and beats PM into a flat circle, a la Roadrunner and Coyote cartoons. Suddenly the UNGAMUNGA trolls pop out of the black van, and hit PM numerous times with "BATS OF REGENERATION" The scene which occurs afterwards is too gruesome to describe, even for Bulldrek....but lets just say that it involved lasanga, a goat, Christopher Walken, a 1/8 scale model of Bill Clinton, and a juice box. *
* PM Pulls a rather annoyed ferret from his pants, and tries to throw it out the window. It hits the bars, and bounces off, landing hard on the concrete floor next to the tire, as PMWrestler nervously looks on. Seconds later PM wipes sweat from his brow in relief.....which then lands on the black van. Seconds later a large wooden mallet pops out from nowhere and beats PM into a flat circle, a la Roadrunner and Coyote cartoons. Suddenly the UNGAMUNGA trolls pop out of the black van, and hit PM numerous times with "BATS OF REGENERATION" The scene which occurs afterwards is too gruesome to describe, even for Bulldrek....but lets just say that it involved lasanga, a goat, Christopher Walken, a 1/8 scale model of Bill Clinton, and a juice box. *
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*Walks out*
well, that was an interesting experience. I've never met a troll who was into BDSM on the submissive side. thanks Cyko. I'll pay you back right about now...
*Kicks Cyko's knee in from the side so that it is now broken and unable to be used. then kicks him in the head rather hard a few times, the last time a rather large breaking sound being heard. then takes the unconscious body back to its cell, and hangs it, so that the face is turned towards the wall, from a fork by impailing it through the gonads. he then proceeds to draw a nice big smiley face on the ass. Then takes a spoon and digs several holes in the back and hangs a sign right next to it that reads: Back raping: twelve cents. A small can may be seen near by. Goes back to his cell and lies down, having not commited any sexual offenses.*
Wonder what happened in the news today...
Paladin
well, that was an interesting experience. I've never met a troll who was into BDSM on the submissive side. thanks Cyko. I'll pay you back right about now...
*Kicks Cyko's knee in from the side so that it is now broken and unable to be used. then kicks him in the head rather hard a few times, the last time a rather large breaking sound being heard. then takes the unconscious body back to its cell, and hangs it, so that the face is turned towards the wall, from a fork by impailing it through the gonads. he then proceeds to draw a nice big smiley face on the ass. Then takes a spoon and digs several holes in the back and hangs a sign right next to it that reads: Back raping: twelve cents. A small can may be seen near by. Goes back to his cell and lies down, having not commited any sexual offenses.*
Wonder what happened in the news today...
Paladin
Nice try kid...no, really, but...
Seeing as how I am undead, don't feel pain from conventional physical attack, have no biological functions, and also consequently cannot be knocked unconscious by said physical attacks...
*ignoring the broken knee, the fractured skull, and Paladin's delusions: grabs Paladin by his gonies, drags him across the prison to the firing range by them, then rips them off*
You weren't using those, were you?
*ties him up with barbed-wire, then proceeds to use him as target practice, converting his arms and legs into a fine pulp...one bullet at a time, keeping him nice and alive, awake, and completely aware of the pain throughout the procedure through the not-so-careful use of extensive medical knowledge*
Seeing as how I am undead, don't feel pain from conventional physical attack, have no biological functions, and also consequently cannot be knocked unconscious by said physical attacks...
*ignoring the broken knee, the fractured skull, and Paladin's delusions: grabs Paladin by his gonies, drags him across the prison to the firing range by them, then rips them off*
You weren't using those, were you?
*ties him up with barbed-wire, then proceeds to use him as target practice, converting his arms and legs into a fine pulp...one bullet at a time, keeping him nice and alive, awake, and completely aware of the pain throughout the procedure through the not-so-careful use of extensive medical knowledge*
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BUT I AM LOCKED UP!!
* Upon hearing this, the beatings abruptly stop. Warden Paul calmly walks over to PM's cell, and unlocks it, beckoning him outside. Once he steps foot outside, a squad of prison guards begins beating the holy hell out of him with nightsticks and tasers, as the chaos of random prisoner beatings begins again. *
* Upon hearing this, the beatings abruptly stop. Warden Paul calmly walks over to PM's cell, and unlocks it, beckoning him outside. Once he steps foot outside, a squad of prison guards begins beating the holy hell out of him with nightsticks and tasers, as the chaos of random prisoner beatings begins again. *
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"Oh, Warden, I brought a little something along with me that you might like..."
*a squad of OLT guards march up behind OverLord and salute*
"These men are elite members of my shock troops. I'm sure they will be of excellent use to the facility."
*turns to the guards*
"Until further notice, you lot are under the command of the Warden, here."
*a squad of OLT guards march up behind OverLord and salute*
"These men are elite members of my shock troops. I'm sure they will be of excellent use to the facility."
*turns to the guards*
"Until further notice, you lot are under the command of the Warden, here."
"If we would guide by the light of reason, we must let our minds be bold."
~Louis Brandeis
~Louis Brandeis
*grumbles in the back of his cell after an invigorating round of getting beaten by guards*
"Stupid prison... I'm probably missing Angel on TV as we speak... barbarians!"
"Stupid prison... I'm probably missing Angel on TV as we speak... barbarians!"
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"How much longer are we going to have to suffer the unspeakable treatment of not shocking all our balls with tasers? C'mon, we have needs too!"
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* Finally finishes tunneling out of his cell, and crawls through. He pops his head up, and realizes that he's made it into......The Guards Staging Room. He also realizes that Warden Paul has just handed out newly charged tasers. PM is also drenched in sweat from his recent tunneling.....well, I think you can see where this is going, so I'll spare you the details....but the screams can be heard for Miles *
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Hah! You weak, pathetic fools! You can't lock up the mighty Enchanter! All I have to do is set my Killer Rabbit on the bars to gnaw his way through... no, rabbit, where are you going? You're supposed to chew the bars! Leave that nice inmate alone! Not the testicles! NOOOOO!
Um, sorry Aaron, he gets a little carried away sometimes. But at least the guards won't shock your balls anymore!
Um, sorry Aaron, he gets a little carried away sometimes. But at least the guards won't shock your balls anymore!
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* PM has almost passed out from the pain of being shocked repeatedly, when all of the tasers run out of energy *
THANK GOD!!
* Seconds later a big burly man with a huge cardboard box walks in. *
Man: I have an order here of 60 high quality night sticks??
Guard 1: Yeh, I'll sign for that.
* The man drops the box on PM's head, and turns and walks out. The guards then pull nightsicks from the box and begin to beat the everloving piss out of PM *
THANK GOD!!
* Seconds later a big burly man with a huge cardboard box walks in. *
Man: I have an order here of 60 high quality night sticks??
Guard 1: Yeh, I'll sign for that.
* The man drops the box on PM's head, and turns and walks out. The guards then pull nightsicks from the box and begin to beat the everloving piss out of PM *
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YES!! RUN! RUN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE TERRIFYING KILLER RABBIT OF CAER BANNOG! Not even I can control him for long! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
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