On Love.

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 11:22 pm

They say it makes the world go round. Money can't buy it. And it conquers all. They say all is fair in love and war. So make love, not war. They say the first one always has a special place in your heart. They say it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. They say love is blind. Love is colorblind. Love is a many-colored thing. There's first love, puppy love, platonic love, unrequited love, true love, unconditional love, love at first sight, the love of your life, the one you want your mama to meet, the one that got away... So we ride through the Tunnel of Love. Make out at Lover's Lane. Say our vows at the Chapel of Love. Take a cruise on the Loveboat and reserve the Honeymoon Suite. And sometimes we gotta stay at the Heartbreak Hotel. But hey, love is a battlefield. And I'm a soldier of love.

*Shamelessly stolen from Sinfest.*

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 11:27 pm

Many of the tanks in love's army have run me over like southern Alabama roadkill, hoss.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 4:28 am

Ditto. But I learned to stop whining and appreciate it when it comes.

Dennis · Post by **Dennis** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:59 am

I wish people would stop looking for it.

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:22 am

Or writing shitty songs about it. It seems as though there are more shitty love songs than songs on any other topic.

Dennis · Post by **Dennis** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 1:11 pm

What are you talking about? All country songs are about "pancakes and sausage." At least, that's the only thing I seem to hear when I hear that music.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 1:59 pm

Why HAS music degenerated into whiney bastards/bitches bitching about other whiney bastard/bitches?

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 2:41 pm

Dennis wrote:I wish people would stop looking for it.

Exactly my point. But I worded it very badly.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 2:53 pm

*Daki realizes he's going to sound like his father saying this but, oh well.*

Music today is, on the whole, very bad. There are few bands that produce anything I would want to listen to on a regular basis. And this scourge of pop rock from bands like Blink-182... *shudder*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 6:15 pm

Dennis wrote:What are you talking about? All country songs are about "pancakes and sausage." At least, that's the only thing I seem to hear when I hear that music.

Whenever I hear Country it's either about a dead dog or a truck. Sometimes both. A dead dog hit by a truck.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 6:48 pm

1. Queens of the Stone Age - get into it, it's good for you.

2. Pancakes and Sausage - come to the Wisconsin Dells, all you can eat Paul Bunyan Cook Shack breakfast.

3. At least Country Music now has Giant Robots and Shania Twain in what looks like bondage light gear.

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 6:59 pm

I don't go looking for it...but when it finds me...I'm to stupid to reconize it and it moves on ..... :cry

:plode

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:35 pm

Silly bastard.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:37 pm

All you need is love,

Everybody!

All you need is love,

All together!

All you need is love, love,

Love is all you need.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:38 pm

The Beatles make me smile.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:40 pm

*kicks the jukebox*

YOU GIVE ME THAT FUNNY FEELING IN MY TUMMY....

ahw shit, yeah, that's right huh
Rollercoaster of Love
say what
Rollercoaster yeah (oohh oohh oohh)
Oh baby you know what I'm talking about
Rollercoaster of Love
oh yeah it's Rollercoaster time
lovin' you is really wild
Oh it´s just a love rollercoaster
step right up and get your tickets

Chorus:
Your love is like a Rollercoaster baby,baby
I wanna ride yeah (ooh, ooh, ooh)

Move over dad 'cause I'm a double dipper
Upside down on th big dip dipper
1,2,1,2,3 I´ve got a ticket come ride with me
Let me go down on the marry-go-round
All is fair on a big fair ground
Let's go slow. let's go fast
Like a liquorice twist gonna whip your ass.

Rollercoaster
say what

I will be there for you I will be your man

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:41 pm

The Beatles are solid kick ass fun, even when they got really weird.

The really cool thing to do is to mix up a bunch of Beatles songs with individual efforts and mess with your own head.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:43 pm

What??

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:44 pm

Dude, get some Beatles, some Wings, a John and Yoko song, some Traveling Wilburys or just George Harrison, put it on Random and sit back, it's auditory peyote and it's legal.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:46 pm

it sounds like a cure for insomnia.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:47 pm

It sounds like hell, to me.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:48 pm

Word.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:49 pm

Just because you haven't tried it doesn't mean you won't like it.

God, I sound like a parent. Now it's off to play full contact bikini death frisbee.

Cazmonster whips out a boy/girl gun, zaps himself so she'll fill out a bikini nicely and heads for the changing room.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:50 pm

I think you're lying.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:54 pm

Come on now, you just can't diss the Traveling Willburys!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:56 pm

I didn't know Willburys could travel under their own power...

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:58 pm

*Smashes Tom Petty's guitar over Szechuan's head*

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:59 pm

*Lies there bleeding*

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:59 pm

Electronica is rather dissapointing of late.

Frankly, DJ Kepki should NEVER have fucked with Speedracer once he got it down right.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:06 pm

*Satisfied, Daki loads up Winamp so he can listen to Tweeter and The Monkeyman.*

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:09 pm

Whatever happenbed to good old bands like Weezer?

And why do the Rolling Stones never accept they, unlike Aerosmith, only had a couple decent songs w/o the vocals to back 'em up?

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:13 pm

*Szechuan appeases himself by listening to Beethoven's symphony #9*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:16 pm

Cazmonsterette flounces through the thread, with a handful of frisbees.

So, who's up for some frisbee fun?

She bats her eyes seductively at the other bulldrekkers.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:17 pm

Dude, you so need professional help. You're crazy, dangerous, and liable to kill me with those frisbees!

On the other hand, I'll do it.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:07 pm

pass. I don't like Wings, don't like the Beatles and I definatly don't like the Traveling Wheezyoldpeople.

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:38 pm

Daki wrote:And this scourge of pop rock from bands like Blink-182...

Hey, now. Dude Ranch kicked ass. It's when they got all mainstream that they started sucking, and I have no idea how they get off marketing themselves as "punk."

That said, I think a lot of modern music is pretty good. Tool is fucking phenomenal. AFI kicks much ass, if you're into hard stuff, as does Union Underground.

Ancient History wrote:Whatever happenbed to good old bands like Weezer?

Uh, they released a new album last year.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:54 pm

And their video has muppets, making it the first Weezer video I've sat through.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 10:01 pm

Oh yeah...I forgot...well Hell, I never sit down and watch MTV now that it's prostituted itself, anyways.

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:06 pm

Cazmonster wrote:Etc, etc...
3. At least Country Music now has Giant Robots and Shania Twain in what looks like bondage light gear.

I can nolonger respect Shania Twain. Lip-syncing at the Superbowl? *shakes his head* Nope, that isn't how you do things. Bondage Lite or not, you don't lip-sync.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Feb 11, 2003 11:11 pm

Gwen definately got more points for singing live.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:44 am

*A SzechClone runs around in circles, screaming.*