well, i've finally made it.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 12:20 am

w00t! I've finally gotten onto the bulldrek board... time to cause some serious repercussionisms.

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 1:18 am

FIRSTPOSTSMITE!™

*KO goes down as his left testicle explodes with a staticky wet KERBLAMMO*

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:53 am

no shirt no shoes no feet *bites Ka0s's ankles off*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:02 am

Nice one.

Cazmonster hands Henry a bottle of steak sauce and tells him to keep chompin'.

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:05 am

*starts working on those cavles*

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 2:05 am

*KO's KO with a Knobby Oragutang*

Kryzn · Post by **Kryzn** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 5:43 am

The Friendly Kryzn enters stage-left, smiles as he sees the remains of various body parts littering the floor and with a Quadabem conjures a small , sturdy wheelchair for Ka0s

Here let me help you out of this mess

Muhahahaha

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:46 pm

I'll like to take some time to note that he has only one post count. You see, that means I have about 1100 times his post count at the moment.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:50 pm

1124 right now Flame, nice of you to point that out though

Bites the tasty's ears off and wanders away humming a little ditty

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:51 pm

1130 times his post count now.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:52 pm

Welcome Ka0s!

Jesus, Flame! Don't you have school or something?

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:54 pm

Spoken by the man once known as the "Living Post-Count."

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:55 pm

I do have school. 12 cred-hours rock

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:56 pm

That they do, if you are living to tke advantage of "Full Time Student" status.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:57 pm

actually...right now, I'm taking really tough classes...I kinda need to focus on them. Also, I'm doing a job search...so I'm really busier than you think.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:59 pm

That I believe. Damn "Acting Like a Responsible Adult"

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:59 pm

I see the job hunt is going well.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:00 pm

Hence the reason why I left Bulldrek with 4 posts before p1k

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:01 pm

Yes... yes... Darn you and your responsibility!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:03 pm

yep...left you on edge of the chair.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:05 pm

It would have been sooooo funny if Eclipse had gotten P1K while you were poised at 996 posts

Well, funny for me anyway.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:07 pm

Was the P1K rank correct? Were you indeed a "No-Life Loser" until you gained your noble title?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:11 pm

Nah. I wasn't worried at all, because I have access to computer at 7:30. I checked, and saw that nothing was happening, so I went to programming lab

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:20 pm

Nothing like dedications to posts.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:21 pm

Not really. I just checked quickly...didn't care if Eclipse made it or not.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:22 pm

Ahhh... not dedication, but mere aloofness to the situation. Very interesting... but stupid.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:58 pm

Flame Rocks.

Cazmonster uses the fireball miracle to light some rocks on fire and then flings them into the nearest village that's still worshipping that big tiger thing.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 2:29 pm

owiie. damn that smarts.

*makes mental note to wear shinguards and ankle-bracers next time around.*

*regens his feet*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 6:18 pm

Yep. Aloofishness is not a sin here

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 8:14 pm

*Is picked up and accidentally hurled into the village worshipping the tiger thing by Caz* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ***CRASH*** ***BOOM*** ***SPLAT*** Ouch.....***SPLUT*** Well there goes an arm....

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:29 pm

Cazmonster trains his creature to do the heal miracle and then sends it off to heal Lord Death Hand. Unfortunately, his wolf is not the nicest creature around and sometimes it eats villagers...

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:38 pm

Random Village Teenage Boy Engaged in Hot Monkey Sex at Night - "Oh yeah! Ugh OH! FASTER!"

From outside... a noise... *SNAP*

Random Village Teenage Girl Engaged in Hot Monkey Sex at Night - "What was that?!?"

Boy - "OH YEAH! OoooH! UGH! Huh?!? What?"

From outside, another noise... *SNAP*

Girl - "THAT!"

Boy - "It's nothing now come one let's go..."

*SNAP*

Girl - *pulls the covers up* "I think there's someone outside our cabin (located at the edge of town near the dark forest). Go look.

Boy - *SIGH* "FINE! But I'm getting head for this!"

*Boy opens the front door, looks out and hears nothing but crickets. He takes a step outside and scans the area... nothing. Finally he turns around and looks at Girl*

"You see? There NOTHING out heAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *CHOMP*

*The Wolf snaps its mouth shut and cuts Boy in half. Girl curls up on the bed screaming as the wolf crawls towards her. The results are red and messy.*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:39 pm

Daki, you bring a whole new meaning to 'Immaculate Conception'

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:43 pm

I aim to please! Or maim, torture and kill! Really depends on my mood.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:37 pm

Don't let it heal me...don't let it heal me....I'm undead for crying out loud....now where did that arm go? *LDH walks around on the stubs that used to be his legs until he finds a dog burying a flaming bone* Bad doggy! My arm! *Promptly the wolf creature appears on the scene and buries LDH in a plot right next to his arm but about 70 ft. below it*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat May 25, 2002 4:09 am

The cyberfreak proceeds to slap the Wolf silly for burying a hapless villager.

Bad Wolf! That's a bad Bad Wolf!

well, i've finally made it.

well, i've finally made it.

First Post! Frst Post!

Henry's in the Groove

Let me help you with this one

Miraculous

Hell Yeah

Bad Wolf-monster