Last Post Wins

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 6:29 pm

Lets get this ball rolling...

I predict this post will end in 50 posts.

so the last person to post on the posts here wins.

simple enough, dont you think?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 10:45 pm

A Challenge? This could get interesting. I'll say that this thread will reach at least seventy posts, but not until next week some time.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:06 pm

Control will win anyway. He has the power.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:47 am

I'll post the last post.

Orglif · Post by **Orglif** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:48 am

I'm just here for the strippers. So um, post... n' stuff.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 2:52 am

I got the last post!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:41 am

I got the post after Flameblades!

‡W¥©KËÐ&#82 · Post by **‡W¥©KËÐ&#82** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:44 am

EHHHHHHHHHHHHH...NEXT!!!!!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:45 am

spit! toon!

‡W¥©KËÐ&#82 · Post by **‡W¥©KËÐ&#82** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:52 am

PPPPTTTTAAAAAAANNNGGGG!!!!
NICE SHOOTIN TEX

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:37 am

Last post! I am the winner!

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 10:59 am

*ZOINKS!*
Nope.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:05 pm

heh. I win. for I rule.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:09 pm

:plode

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 12:28 pm

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:48 pm

Fah...none shall mine but me for I have the golden monkey of winningness...*An aid comes in* What I have the golden plated monkey of whingingness? Damn my poor ability to read! Wait, I didn't order the monkey....*The aid tries to slink of stealthily* Oh no you don't! *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *The aid hits the ground covered in banana cream pie* Good whiny monkey!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:50 pm

*Tips LDH over from his podium, and promptly takes the award and stands on the podium.*

Because I have the highest post count, I say that I win it all!

Now for my acceptence speech.

Fuck off, Beady.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:55 pm

*LDH hits FB with his golden plated monkey of whingingness and claims the prize* Ha, and I have plenty more monkeys where that came from and I have pies!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 3:58 pm

*Tips LDH over again.

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:02 pm

*disintegrates the monkeys and the throne, leaving LDH with only his pies.*

PIE FIGHT!!

*chucks a pie at flameblade*

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:06 pm

:cool Wouldn't it just be too easy to make the last post as an admin and you, lock the thread :cool

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:06 pm

Oh fuck...not YAM again.

*FB screams as he is being possessed by YAM pie, and he begins to walk around randomly, slashing, destroying, maim, maul, pillage everything that he sees.*

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:09 pm

Ah, so business as usual Flame?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 4:40 pm

*Hits Ka0s with a rock pie, fracturing bone and slicing through muscle fiber the pie stops halfway through Ka0s's abdomen and then begins to spin. Like a saw blade it hacks the remaing way through, throwing out internals organs and massive amounts of gore as it falls out the other side* Mmm....sharp and pointy rock pie. That's what you get for disintegrating my poor monkeys!

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:46 pm

*walks away with a grin*

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:51 pm

Whoo. Does this mean I'm winning?

Ka0s 0verdrive · Post by **Ka0s 0verdrive** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:07 pm

nope.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:08 pm

But I wanted to win! And we can just keep going with this forever. :evil

Reika · Post by **Reika** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:50 pm

I'll be the last poster!!!!!

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 8:42 pm

I doubt it

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 2:16 am

*Wonders how Ka0s feels after stuffing a flaming skeleton into gaping wound then just punches him in the fast with a Razor-Blade pie, neatly slicing his face off* Now get me out of this bloody hole!

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 4:03 am

post 31! I'm going to win!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:38 am

Um....Post!

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:45 am

*Summons THE YAM out of FlameBlade*

Jeez, guys... don't you know that Yam Pie is just nasty?

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:03 am

flameblade had a yam!?

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:08 am

*points up to Flame's "Possession"*

Yeah... now get with the program!

*Thwaps Nightsky with THE YAM!*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:35 am

Oh fuck. Now NIghtsky is possessed with YAM.

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:56 am

I hope not... calling that thing back is tough.

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 3:09 am

THE YAM is eating my brain! AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE!

R.A.G. · Post by **R.A.G.** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 3:11 am

ya know... that would suck ass.

*Pulls out a Desert Eagle* Shall I forcibly eject the yam from your cranium, Nightsky?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:08 am

Am I still hanging out of Ka0s's chest hole? heh, I said chest hole...

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:47 pm

I'm here!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:28 am

Quick, let's get a wetbar installed in KaOs' chest. That way we can have that pool party.

Cazmonster calls a contractor and gets the powertools.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:14 pm

*Fat Tony pulls up followed by a fleet of trucks*

I understand you gentlemen are looking for a wet bar?

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:20 pm

*grabs a trumpet and plays the Last Post*

There. I win. This removes the point of the thread, allowing us to create random chaos unhindered by the presence of "point"

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:31 pm

Cazmonster points at the Chest-hole.

Hey Tony, that's where we need it, and make sure to use the good marble on the top, we don't want this one walking away on us.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 3:50 pm

*A handful of wiseguys jump out of the trucks and set to making the wet bar while Tony poses with Caz for the groundbreaking ceremony photograph*

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 4:35 pm

Post 48... You know I could just post twice more.... :evil

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 5:02 pm

But why bother? The bar will be opening soon

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 5:22 pm

and did you know that today's serving free beers to everyone that is British?

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