Your Mom
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:50 pm
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Wait...
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:39 am
Are you saying my mom is stupid, or that you're with her. If it's the second, I do NOT need to be imagining my mom having lesbianic sex thankyouverymuch.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:25 pm
Yeah? Well your mom *and* a bag of chips.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 3:46 pm
Dude, I could totally get into my mom being a lesbian. My mom's /hot./
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:43 pm
But let me just assure you... 32's mom is no lesbian.
Aaaaaaaawww yeah!
Aaaaaaaawww yeah!
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:52 pm
No kidding. I guess she's probably Bi, though; last night, she said she wouldn't mind if I brought another woman to bed with us.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:16 pm
Too bad she hoped it was, Bethy.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:20 pm
I think there's an extra comma in that sentence. Unlike my mom, who has no extra commas anywhere. Rowr.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:23 pm
Too bad she hoped it was Bethy, too. damn damn damn damn damn
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:24 pm
Ha-ha! You can't type! You should get yourself Dragon NaturallySpeaking. Dragon NaturallySpeaking, for when you're so fucking lame, you can't even move your own fingers.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:31 pm
Yeah, well I need my ergonomic keyboard, not this NonsplitkeycamewiththecomputerPOS. Then, then! I'll show you all. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:36 pm
Oh my god I fucking hate those things. If I could actually type, I'm sure I wouldn't mind them, but since I really seem to type with all the fingers on my right hand except my pinky, and only the middle finger of my left hand - which I hadn't noticed before - I don't exactly have a decent division of labor.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:38 pm
Hope they don't form a union.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:40 pm
Sometimes they form a union, if you know what I mean.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:42 pm
Your fingers get married?
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:45 pm
No, no, no. They form a union, if you know what I mean.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:52 pm
So apparently, they don't work at Wal Mart.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:52 pm
Does Target have a union? Sorry, Taer-jay.
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:59 pm
"Taer-jay?" You really do need to get your split keyboard. Ha-ha!
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 7:39 pm
Tar-jay, I was being overly cute. 
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2002 7:44 pm
Well, I think you're always overly cute. I can't keep my damned hands off you.
Damn Hands!
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:03 pm
Keep your hands off me, you damned dirty cow-man!
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:12 pm
Look...Cazmonster's a tasty human!
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:20 pm
*Eliahad ponders eating both of them whilst tying a lobster bib 'round his neck*
Mmmm, butter garlic tasty.
Mmmm, butter garlic tasty.
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:22 pm
Damn! I'm a tasty human! You don't want to eat me...I'm feelin' Olvish.
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:08 pm
Well, I'm not even human.
Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:29 pm
Olvish? Is that a form of elvish? Or Olivish? In which case, are you a good vish or a bad vish?
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:05 am
Olvish is a lack of good vish or bad ish. You have no ish.
Tastiness!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:08 am
Cazmonster post pumps to try to relieve his current malady.
This sucks muchly, can't be a tasty when the noobz roll up in heyah.
This sucks muchly, can't be a tasty when the noobz roll up in heyah.
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:09 am
You'll get your old coat back, Caz, work it baby, work it!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 6:33 pm
You can do it man!
*Hands Caz a keg of Rolling Rock.*
Chug it!
*Hands Caz a keg of Rolling Rock.*
Chug it!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 11:13 pm
CHUG CHUG CHUG!
CHUG!
BRAAAAAP!
CHUG!
BRAAAAAP!
Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2002 11:58 pm
Mmmm, beer battered tasty.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 12:37 am
Braaaaaaaap!
Damn, now I'm too drunk for Beth's game.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 3:15 pm
I can't wait til v1.0 goes public. I need my fucking Austrasians and Europeans to post pump with. All the fucking testers have to be fucking Americans. I hate all of you, esp that bastard, Milkman Dan.
*proudly wears his "Sleep is for wimps" shirt. (Guess that makes me a wimp.)
*proudly wears his "Sleep is for wimps" shirt. (Guess that makes me a wimp.)
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 5:21 pm
Well sorry Cash, I've been busy lately. On Friday I had that D20 Star Wars game I was GMing, and yesterday I went to see Resident Evil.
That's a good movie, by the way, just don't get attached to any of the characters.
That's a good movie, by the way, just don't get attached to any of the characters.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:23 pm
I'll say......Look...Cazmonster's a tasty human!
Caz and I saw a "making of Resident Evil" thing. They had actual dogs playing the flayed devil-dogs in that. Oh, they were good good puppies.
Having spent a half-hour going, "Who's da shweet puppy? Who's da good dog?" at the monsters, I think I can now safely go see a matinee.
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:55 pm
Cool. I usually don't watch those 'Making of' shows, at least, not until after I've seen the movie. They always have some kind of spoiler in them.
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:21 am
usually
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:09 am
gee kwyn do you think?
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:48 pm
Thorn:: Be sure to let us know how it is...
Getting back on topic
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2002 11:02 am
Your Mom!
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2002 11:47 am
Your mom's a pine cone.
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 12:45 pm
You mom is an unopened pine cone.
*tosses Szechuan's mom in the fire and watches her explode*
Whoa, she *was* an unopened pine cone. I guessed right!!!
*tosses Szechuan's mom in the fire and watches her explode*
Whoa, she *was* an unopened pine cone. I guessed right!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2002 1:21 pm
Eww. 32s Mom?!!?!!?!!?!?!!??!??! Paul vomits. Hot?
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2002 4:04 pm
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 1:47 pm
I think I hear denial!
Goodness
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:43 pm
Resident Evil and Rolling Rock does it get much better?
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 8:22 pm
no, it does not 
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 9:33 pm
Why mom? Why not Sal's mom? She's much prettier.