Bulldrek v3.0

Hell, they survived their plannet becoming unlivable. They can do anything.

Sorrow wrote: I'd like to see a Jawa fly a speeder-bike through a forest while being chased by Imperial scout troopers.

<Veed> of Chalky? cool...
<Ryan> No!
<Ka0s> no.
<Ka0s> of: w00t!
<Veed> I am
<Ryan> Chalky's chalk "C" will get washed off!
<Ka0s> on my shoulder blade, on the left side.
<Ryan> How will we distinguish him from all the other crime fighting buckets then?
<Ryan> =D
<Veed> I say we kick him
<Moonwolf> Who?
<Moonwolf> Oh, the bucket, duh!

<Ryan> How will we distinguish him from all the other crime fighting buckets then?
<Ryan> =D
<Veed> I say we kick him
<Moonwolf> Who?
<Moonwolf> Oh, the bucket, duh!
<Ka0s> ryan: by denting him ferociously.
<Ryan> LOL Moonwold.
* Ka0s gets a size 78 "K" out and moves towards the bucket.
<Ryan> *wolf, rather.
<Ka0s> moonmold.
<Ryan> That's getting put in the IRC thread, mister.
<Moonwolf> lol
*** Moonwolf is now known as moonmold
<Ryan> posted =D
*** moonmold is now known as moonwold
* Ka0s sprays the fungi with "Mold Away" and kills it.
<moonwold> Ha, too slow
* Ryan is thankful for the diversion from Chalky.
* moonwold hits Ryan with Chalky
<Ryan> Rats.
*** moonwold is now known as Moonwolf

<Instant_Cash> I would make them put me in a hotel with an internet connection
<Pistons> heheh. i was at the residence inn. 'penthouse'. it was decent. but dammit, i like /my/ computer.
<Instant_Cash> When Jaded went to florida, she had a room with a t-1
<Instant_Cash> I was jealous
<Abbey> I know...i read your posts to the list from it.
<Ryan> I B Canuck, IC B GHEY
<Instant_Cash> Yes I be
<Instant_Cash>
<Pistons> hehehe
<Ryan> Pistons' Spell-Fu is mighty
<Pistons> that's right.
<Pistons> and i don't need no stinkin' dictionary no-how.
<Ryan> None of the hi-fallutin book learnin'?
<Ka0s> know-how.
<Pistons> books?
<Pistons> books?
<Instant_Cash> webster was a punk
<Instant_Cash>
<Pistons> we wuz lucky to have smoke signals when i was a kid.
<Pistons> and we /liked/ it like that.
<Moonwolf> Pistons: Things made of a substance called "Paper"
<Ryan> We had to write with jagged shards of glass, we did.
<Ryan> No fancy "pens".
<Ryan>
<Ka0s> in our arms too.
<Pistons> paper. new-fangled silliness, that is.
<Ka0s> your try Erasin' that stuff.
<Instant_Cash> you are literate?
<Instant_Cash> damn fancy stuff
<Ryan> No, arms hadn't been invented yet.
<Ryan> We had to use the bottoms of our feet- it hurt more.
<Ryan> And then walked 100 miles uphill both ways to school.
<Pistons> you had feet? LUCKY
<Ka0s> but then again, the pain wuld put it in your brain that 3 times 3 was 9... that's fer DAMn sure.
<Pistons> i had nothing but ass.
* Instant_Cash is reminded of the monty python "four yorkshiremen" skit
<Pistons> i buttwalked to school.
<Ryan> Hehehe.
<Instant_Cash> My fav
<Ryan> I'm not gonna GO THERE!
<Wildhuntsman> now there is an image I could do without :-/
<Ka0s> Pistons: you're a woman.. you need nothing BUt ass. *runs like bloody hell*
<Ryan> You had butts? Lucky punk.
<Pistons> you should have it so good!
<Ryan> We had feet directly connected to our ribs.
<Pistons> wow. ribs.
<Pistons> wotta concept!
<Pistons> we just sorta kept our guts in a bag.
<Ryan> Bag?
<Pistons> and that's if we were /lucky/.
<Instant_Cash> roight, and now for somthing completely different
<Ryan> Sheesh!
<Ryan> Fancy frenchman!
* Instant_Cash rides a llama through the channel
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<Pistons> french! don't go insultin' me, boyo!
<Ryan> We had a cow's head stuffed with wet leaves for our guts.
*** Ka0s is now known as Knight_with_rubber
<Pistons> ooh. fancy.
<Ryan> And we were GLAD.
<Pistons> we had rocks and water.
<Ryan> (This is /so/ going to be posted, BTW)
<Pistons> and never asked for nuttin' more.
<Ryan> Rocks?
<Ryan> Lah-dee-dah.
*** Knight_with_rubber is now known as Knight_with_rubber_chicken
<Ryan> We had dust and magma.
* Knight_with_rubber_chicken clobs Ryan
* Knight_with_rubber_chicken smacks Ic and the llama
<Ryan> Rocks only came along dickety-two years later.
<Pistons> well ain't you somethin'!
<Pistons> we had atoms.
<Pistons> that's it.
* Knight_with_rubber_chicken thuds Pistons on the head for being silly.
<Pistons> just atoms.
<Ryan> Pft!
<Ryan> Fancy that- atoms.
<Ryan> We had stray electrons to work with.
* Pistons stuffs the chicken up the nearest person's arse.
<Ryan> Had to mush 'em up to get anything done.
<Pistons> superstrings, baby.
<Moonwolf> In my day, we just had quarks!
* Knight_with_rubber_chicken goes on a rampage of thudding and whopmping people with his chicken.
<Pistons> can't do that if the chicken is up someone's bum.
<Pistons> unless you're whomping someone with another person's bum.
<Ryan> Then again, we had to wrangle Ewoks to survive.
<Moonwolf> You had to mix the flavours just right, and that's hard when they're all left
<Pistons> ewoks. you mean the step-stools?
<Ryan> <amerind> Life was hard, and there was much work to be done. </amerind>
* Knight_with_rubber_chicken sighs.

* Wildhuntsman transfers Moon and Ryan to Dilbert's world, and offices
* Ryan gets a brownie and ice cream to complement the wine. whee!
<Moonwolf> Damn you to hell!
* Ryan pulls out a MAC-10 and goes postal on Wildhuntsman.
* Ryan slaps Wildhuntsman around a bit with Chalky, the Crime-Fighting Bucket
<Ryan> Chalky supercedes time and space, bitch.
<Moonwolf> No, no, no, use this
<Moonwolf> *Hands Ryan a man portable Autocannon*
* Wildhuntsman assigns both to the HR department
<Ryan> Oooh.
<Wildhuntsman> as interns
<Ryan> They have /coffee/.
* Flak cracks Ryan on the back of the head with a brick an Fed-Ex's him to Outer Mongolia.
* Ryan throws coffee in Flak's face.
<Ryan> Take that!
<Ryan> Don't /make/ me use the non-dairy creamer!
<Ryan> I'm crazy!
<Ryan> I'll do it!

<Flak> Adam: You'll screw anyone. ;p
* Ryan is reminded of the scalping scene from Nurse Betty.
<Adam> Flak: That's so not true.
<Flak> Okay, you have /some/ basic standards. Happy?
<Adam> Right. It's gotta have at least one leg.
<Ryan> And a pulse?
<Ryan> I /hope/ a pulse?
<Adam> That depends how recently the pulse subsided!
<Ryan> So, pre-rigor mortis, then
<Flak> What about if it involves having to use a shovel?
<Adam> If it's still warm..
<Flak> Microwave?
<Adam> ROFL!!!
<Adam> YOU, Flak, are ONE SICK MOTHER FUCKER.
<Adam> BTW, say hi to your Mum. I haven't seen her for a few weeks.
<Ryan> lol
* Ryan is tempted to post this whole convo...
<Flak> I know. She's been on holiday for a bit. She says the appointment next Tuesday is still okay.
<Adam> Wait until after Wildfire fucks us all with the strapon. It will be a better conversation piece then.
<Ryan> That could take a while, though
* Wildfire shakes head and goes back to checking ebay...
<Adam> aww! you tease!

[00:12] <CrazyElf> I don't get war, period. It was cooler when they had swords
[00:13] <Jackal> True, make the people actually face their enemies instead of sniping them from 5 miles away.
[00:13] <CrazyElf> Exactally, how many major conflicts would we have then?
[00:13] <CrazyElf> No very fucking many
[00:13] <CrazyElf> No = not, remember that
[00:16] <@[3278]> Well, we'd do that, but then what would allow developed nations to overwhelm the third-world?
[00:16] <CrazyElf> Nothing, ain't it great?
[00:17] <@[3278]> No, because I live in a developed country, and would rather not be taken over by MEXICO!
[00:18] <CrazyElf> Suck the pain! Learn fencing you fuck!

<Harley_Cleaning_the_pit> 'Popularity, acceptance, a jedi craves not these things'
<Daki> Harley:: Funny was watching people "dance" to the song.
<Harley_Cleaning_the_pit> cya Slud
<Daki> Cya Slud
<Harley_Cleaning_the_pit> Heheh
<Flak> Funny? It's boring, repetitive with hardly a, if any, shre of originality.
<Daki> Harley:: You're not a Jedi.
*** Signoff: Sludig (Quit: CGI:IRC 0.4.3 [EOF])
<Flak> edit: shred
<Daki> If you were a Jedi, I couldn't do this...
* Daki picks Harley up and bounces him off the walls
* OverLord catches Harley, tosses Daki a baseball bat, and lobs the hamster at him.
<OverLord> Incoming, Dak!
* Daki swings and misses
<Daki> Damnit. Never was good at baseball
* OverLord uses tekinesis to hold Harley directly in front of Daki.
<Harley_Cleaning_the_pit> waaaaaaaa
* Flak sets up the chipper in the outfield with the input slot towards Daki as the batting target.
<OverLord> Try until you hit him!
* Daki swings and misses
* Daki swings and misses
* Daki swings and misses
<Daki> Fuck this...
* WildfireWork snags Harley
* Daki throws the bat at OL
<Daki> It's broken.
<OverLord> OW!
<WildfireWork> Danmit, I leave for a few minutes and look what happens...
* OverLord jams the bat into Daki's left eye.
* WildfireWork puts Harley down saftly out of the combat zone
<Harley_Cleaning_the_pit> Thankyou Wildfire
* Daki yanks the bat out of his eye socket and growls
<Daki> Let's go dragon...
* Daki morphs into...
*** Daki is now known as DAKIHULK
* Flak meanwhile picks the hamster up and drops into one of the automatic pitching practice throwers whilst everyone is distracted.
* OverLord pats his revolver. "Really, now..."
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<Spiral> I am sooooo choked.
<Spiral> My morrowind savegames are fucked
<Spiral> *sigh*
* Spiral waves byebye to his L29 thief.
*** Signoff: Spiral (Quit: Trillian ((Link: http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)http://www.ceruleanstudios.com))
<Flak> Well that was brief abd depressive. SOP then.
* OverLord shoots Daki in the kneecaps.
*** Harley_Cleaning_the_pit is now known as Harley667
<Harley667> whoah
<Harley667> I'm actually out of cd storage by 10 cds
<Flak> Oh I say, dirty pool. Well done that dragon.
* DAKIHULK stands unmoving as the bullet falls from the toughened flesh
<OverLord> Hmm.
<DAKIHULK> Honestly... bullets?
* OverLord reloads with stangely glowing rounds.
<OverLord> Remember Roadspike, Daki?
* DAKIHULK delivers a Coup D Groin to OL while he's busy reloading and talking
<OverLord> Oof...
* Harley667 throws pizza in a random direction to distract the DAKIHULK
* OverLord collapses, snapping the chambers shut as he falls.
* DAKIHULK starts jumping up and down on OL's fallen form
* Harley667 shrugs and hides somewhere
* DAKIHULK needs no food nor pizza while engaged in beatings
<Harley667> Ah
<Harley667> Point taken
<OverLord> OOF OW ARGH YEOWCH
<Jackal> Yes, Daki tends to be quite occupide while he's beating.
* OverLord throws a jar of fire ants into Daki's face
* OverLord gets up and moves some distance away.
<Harley667> Or even occupied.
<DAKIHULK> *munch*munch* Mmm.. tasty but tasties are biting back!
* DAKIHULK starts slapping his face while jumping on OL
* WildfireWork goes oldschool and grabs a plot hole to a Stupid Improbable Comic Book Crossover, slipping it underneath DAKIHULK when he's jumping
<Harley667> Hahahah
* OverLord wonders if Daki remeber what Spike Bullets are...
* DAKIHULK pauses in mid-air, looks down... looks back up and falls through the hole
* Harley667 watches the Wildstorm characters take no prisoners
<DAKIHULK> YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<DAKIHULK> hhhhhhhhhhh...........................
* DAKIHULK falls through all the channels and comes crashing back through the top of the channel and smooshes OL
<Harley667> *sings* Die, die, die my darling..... *sings*
<OverLord> OOF!
<OverLord> Gerrof, ya lug!
<DAKIHULK> Not my fault. WF did it.
* OverLord kicks Daki off him and gets to his feet.
<OverLord> Remember Spike Bullets, Daki?
* DAKIHULK crashes to the ground
<DAKIHULK> OL... think about this for a minute...
<DAKIHULK> Shoot me with those, and I'll get angry
<DAKIHULK> When I get angry, I get stronger.
<OverLord> Shoot you with those, and you'll be angry, and in orboit.
<Flak> Query: Spike Bullets?
<OverLord> Essence of Roadspike ina bulle.
<OverLord> Makes very big boom.
<DAKIHULK> So will I when I come crashin back on you from orbit.
<Harley667> You don't want one up you
<Flak> Ah. Why not just go sub-micro nukes?
<OverLord> okay, somehting completely different...
* OverLord zaps Daki with the Mime Ray.
* DAKIHULK breaks his own neck
*** Signoff: Front_Loader (Quit: )
* OverLord summons a horde of happyfunclowns to go hug Daki.
* Flak shoots DAKIHULK with the Boy/Girl turning him into a mutated DAKIHULKETTE.
*** DAKIHULK is now known as DAKIHULKETTE
<Harley667> Oh lord
* DAKIHULKETTE kills the clowns with ease and eyes OL
<OverLord> When force fails, use frivolity.
<DAKIHULKETTE> My my... what a big... dragon you are...
<OverLord> And speaking of which...
*** The-Mighty-Buddha (dirc@cloaked.cnorth01.va.comcast.net) has joined channel #bulldrek
<Harley667> lo Buddha
<OverLord> EEP!
* OverLord runs!
* Harley667 scampers for the fridge
<Jackal> I don't know, Daki now has the power of hormones....
<Flak> Hola Buddha.
<The-Mighty-Buddha> yo
<OverLord> Hell with this...
* DAKIHULKETTE throws a tarp over himself and fashions it into a dress
<DAKIHULKETTE> Oh Oooooooooverlord....
* OverLord gets airborne and flies to safety.
* DAKIHULKETTE jumps VERY high and lands on OL's back
<DAKIHULKETTE> HI!
<OverLord> AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!
* DAKIHULKETTE hugs OL tight
<DAKIHULKETTE> Oh you big softie... playing hard to get....
<Jackal> Shit OverLord...the....*bang* *bang* *bang* ...anti-air defenses....
<OverLord> *GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!*
*** OverLord has left #Bulldrek
<Jackal> lol
<Jackal> You broke him
*** DAKIHULKETTE is now known as Daki
<Harley667> Holy crap
<Jackal> hehe
<Nexusvoid> lmao
<Nexusvoid> roofl
<Nexusvoid> hahaha
<Harley667> Note this one on the calender, people
<Harley667> Love slew the dracoform
<Harley667>
<Jackal> He is now dubbed overload
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<Harley667> Hahah
<Daki> Quick, someone throw this in the IRC thread.
<OverLord> Phew...
* Harley667 has it logged, if you want
<Jackal> I'm not even sure where to start
<WildfireWork> Probably have to go back to DAKIHULK
* Jackal ponders
<Jackal>
<Daki> Hey OL... there was some big green THING looking for you.
<Harley667> Is it in sst or BD?
<Daki> BD
<Jackal> BD bitch, know your role.
<OverLord> Well, keep big green away form me...
<Flak> OL: <Jackal> He is now dubbed overload
<Jackal> hehe
<Jackal> overloaded
<Jackal> too much Daki will do that to you

Ka0s 0verdrive wrote:ahahaah!

the thought of Mexico overhelming anything is funny.

*** eva|mtg is now known as Eva
<[3278]> da w00t!
<Ryan> Heyas Eva.
<Eva> Hey Ryan!
<Eva> I was just giving you shit yesterday about not attending the gatheirng.
<DomesticJackal> Ryan: No, working my domestic skills and doing housework.
<Eva> Because it's all your fault, you know that, right?
<Eva> I mean, the responsibility rests solely on your shoulders.
<Ryan> ...
<Eva> You punk.
<Ryan> I...
<Ryan> Love you?
<Eva> Hahah!
<Ryan> =D
<Eva> I should call on the JustiGoat to punish you for your slacktitude.
<Ryan> Oh, not that!
<Eva> Oh, yes, that.
<Ryan> Anything but that!
<Eva> Everything and that.
* DomesticJackal cues bad porno music
<Eva> Porno?
*** Justigoat has joined #bulldrek
<Eva> We're in a porno now?
<Justigoat> Hey, sweet thing.
<Eva> Justigoat!
<Eva> I call on you to punish Ryan!
<Ryan> ...
* Ryan runs and hides.
<Eva> Punish him for his slacking ways!
<Justigoat> Not so fast, little man.
<Eva> He is a fair scapegoat!
* Justigoat grabs Ryan by the back of his shirt.
<Eva> Awww yeah! :oD
<Eva> The mad punishing action.
* Eva sits back with a Cosmo and enjoys the show.
<Justigoat> Is what this just and wise lady says, true?
<Ryan> Er...
<Ryan> Uh...
<Eva> You bet it is, Justigoat! You know it is!
<Justigoat> No, I'd be delighted to hear your thoughts on this.
<Ryan> I think-
<Eva> As your humble servant I would not dare lie to you!
<Eva> You know I wouldn't!
<Justigoat> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
<Ryan> AAAGH!
* Eva giggles.
<Eva> Teh punish!
<Eva> Teh punish!
* Justigoat takes Ryan into a nightmarish surreal subRealm of Balance and commits unspeakable horrors upon him. When Ryan returns, he is covered with a shiny, opaque goo of some kind.
<Ryan> What... a wonderful... tea party.
* Ryan collapses.
<Eva> Dayamn!
* JavaKai winces
<Eva> That's more than a pearl necklace.
<Justigoat> Well.
* Justigoat zips.
<SludWork> The Justigoat is channeling the Rock.
* Eva ^5s the Justigoat.
<Justigoat> My work here is done.
<Eva> Thanks man.
* Justigoat returns the ^5 with aplomb.
<Eva> Care for a drink or something?
<Justigoat> Hmm...
<Justigoat> Scotch would be nice.
<Eva> Rocks?
<Ryan> Kind of early, isn't it?
<Justigoat> No, straight up.
<Justigoat> Quiet, you. I've been up for 3 days.
* Eva hands the Justigoat a Scotch straight up in a gorgeous square glass.
<JavaKai> Sorry Ryan, just the web hacker Kai here today, Wildfire's off doing something probably rather destructive
<Eva> I want to make a shirt that declares my love for Wildfire, but I'm afraid her fiance will beat me up.
* Justigoat sinks back the drink, and admires the glass for a moment in the light reflecting off of Ryan's gooey body.
<Eva> Cheers, my man. You deserved it.
<Justigoat> Cheers.
<Justigoat> Well, I must be going. Gary Condit deserves my attention.
<Justigoat> AWAY!
*** Justigoat has quit IRC (Quit: The Justigoat abides.)
<Eva> Good people.
<Eva> Always a fun time.
<Ryan> I think that deserves posting.
<Eva> So, Ryan.. how ya feelin'?
<Ryan> I'm...
<Ryan> Looser now.
<Ryan> Somehow.