Bulldrek v3.0

So, it turns out I can get here from there. I could post to good old BD whenever.

P20k, here I comzorz!!!

Oh shit. The world is not safe.

Verily, the Cazmonster must be stopped before his momentum ignites the atmosphere.

Caz does has two very active twins now. We must train them to distract Caz.

I will commence the psychic invasion now.

Wouldn't an overt attempt to posses his children trigger Caz's paternal protectiveness? Or, more frighteningly, Thorns?

Yeah, go ahead, try some psychic invasion and stuff. You can learn what mashed banana and crayon sammiches taste like too!

For me, I am really liking the new job, and I have paying gaming work, so I don't see p20k any time in the near future.

Possess? Hell no. secret kid ninja training.

no no...secret kid pirate training.

Hell, let's train one of each, they are twins after all.

but as they were about to strike the final blow, the ancient rivalry would surface and they'd battle, allowing Caz to gain the upperhand. how about ninja-pirate training?

They come out like Chow yun Fat from Pirates 3 and I still win all ties!!!

Cazmonster wrote:They come out like Chow yun Fat from Pirates 3 and I still win all ties!!!

Only because you will always be defending.

Wait, Caz is back?

*walks away shaking his head mumbling* Christ, I'll go get the sacrificial offerings..

Well. I'm back, You're back, The Elf is back...

If we keep at it, BD may ride again.
Or at least the memories can stick around. This place was a hell of a ride back in the day.

But none seem to be back regularly.

Oh, I'm back on a regular basis man. This basis I'm back on is regular.

Everyone is around....just on a less regular (read: addictive ) pace than most of them/us used to do.

Just a short summary of people checking these boards: Cazmonster, Moto42, DV8, Tiny Deev, 3278, Angel, Ampere, Kai, Ak404, Crazy Elf, Jeff, Eva, Sam, Marius, Serious Paul....a decent amount of people. And I'm sure some people check ona less regular basis too, like TGC and Veed.

Hey! Me too! Me too!

How could I have forgotten....sorry LDH, you too!

*Wuffles the regulars* With a belt sander.*

You know you're still an active Bulldrek member when you use other Bulldrekker's handles as character names.

Like calling the Berserker from Borderlands "Daki"...

When I need to hurt someone, in game or out, I always think back to "How would the Bulldrekkers handle this?".

"Listen up, crew. We need to get creative with our violence. You need to stop thinking Punisher and start thinking Cazmonster. Now go out and wreck some shit."

I'm stealing that line.

Not before I snort it!

Almost everyone on this board at a certain point has undergone the Cazmonster initiation disembowelment. So most of us are well aware of the creative things one can do when one sees the human body as something that exists entirely of interchangeable (and optional) pieces...

Actually, I dodged that shit. For some reason, I never have been beaten to a fine paste, then being boiled while still being technically alive by Caz.
*blink*
I need to shave my cat..
*walks away slowly*

GRAB 'IM!

*TGC runs after Tiny Deev, fully intending on introducing him to the wonders of papercuts and lemon juice mixed with jalapeno juice, sea salt, and rubbing alcohol.*

There's always the every popular and oh so classic SMITE!tm *LDH shoots Tiny Deev in his left nut* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

* Grabs his left testicle off the floor.*
Lefty! Noooooo! Who will Righty talk to now!?
*Butt-scoots to safety*

*Closes the door with a nasty grin*

We're not done yet my young padawan, there's more where that came from...