Sandship adventures!
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:33 am
"What do you see on the horizon, chief?"
"You mean besides the sun?"
"Yes."
In a bright white trenchcoat, with slightly ruffled shirt, FlameBlade squints toward the sky. He stands tall, wielding his signature flaming sword. He barks several quick commands to his crew on the sandship.
"You see, this is a fuckin' desert. Nothing but sands. Ye gods, sands in your britches, twistin' it up like a good bulldrek should do you. Now...remind me...what are we looking for?"
"Chief?"
"I cannot abide incompetence, and I'm sure that you know that it's your second warning. You're fortunate that I give out three warnings. So...remind me...what are we looking for?"
"Previous first mate knew it, and didn't tell me before you gave him his third warning."
With a strong crack, the seventy-third of long lines of many first mate collapses over the bar only to be swallowed up by the moving sandship.
"Now you're my seventy-fourth first mate...tell me what we're looking for?"
"Chief, we're looking for a treasure, sir!"
"What kind?"
"Treasure of powers from beyond, sir!"
"Exactly what?"
"Classified, sir!"
"Good man. You know the rules very well...no need to blab it around."
With some ashes of 73rd first mate dripping from FlameBlade's flaming sword, Flame turns toward the sun, trying to make out what is ahead him.
"It's good to be back."
"You mean besides the sun?"
"Yes."
In a bright white trenchcoat, with slightly ruffled shirt, FlameBlade squints toward the sky. He stands tall, wielding his signature flaming sword. He barks several quick commands to his crew on the sandship.
"You see, this is a fuckin' desert. Nothing but sands. Ye gods, sands in your britches, twistin' it up like a good bulldrek should do you. Now...remind me...what are we looking for?"
"Chief?"
"I cannot abide incompetence, and I'm sure that you know that it's your second warning. You're fortunate that I give out three warnings. So...remind me...what are we looking for?"
"Previous first mate knew it, and didn't tell me before you gave him his third warning."
With a strong crack, the seventy-third of long lines of many first mate collapses over the bar only to be swallowed up by the moving sandship.
"Now you're my seventy-fourth first mate...tell me what we're looking for?"
"Chief, we're looking for a treasure, sir!"
"What kind?"
"Treasure of powers from beyond, sir!"
"Exactly what?"
"Classified, sir!"
"Good man. You know the rules very well...no need to blab it around."
With some ashes of 73rd first mate dripping from FlameBlade's flaming sword, Flame turns toward the sun, trying to make out what is ahead him.
"It's good to be back."