In the SST forum, users are free to discuss philosophy, music, art, religion, sock colour, whatever. It's a haven from the madness of Bulldrek; alternately intellectual and mundane, this is where the controversy takes place.
I think it's not that. I think it has to do with the associated image of your wife burying her face in your lap to appreciate the minty taste of your manhood, Caz.
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
when I was brushing my teeth this morning, I kept getting visuals of Thorn wrestling with the Prehensile buddy over who gets the last squeeze of toothpaste.
needless to say, I really rushed through the morning's ritual because the toothpaste started to taste funny the more I thought about it.
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
Sweet Jesus, I've never seen a bigger bunch of ninnies and prudes. Several of the folks commenting in this thread participate in Bulldrek proper, which has involved everything from explosion of genitalia, various forms of anal penetration or mutilation, and more than a few badly written sexual episodes. And the thought of a wife making a well-timed humorous comment about performing oral sex somehow ruins your day, because you apparently have nothing better in your day to imagine than said above mental picture. Your lives have suddenly proven themselves even more boring and pathetic than living in Boyertown. What's even more sad, is many of you will never realize just how insulting that was.
But on the toothpaste note, and referencing a thread by Marius, I'm already turning my lungs into lumps of burnt carbon...might as well make my breath smell something close to decent (while apparently destroying my teeth with the lovliness that is Crest)...on the incredibly unlikely chance that I'll wake up one morning with a wife that appreciates minty manhood.
And to Thorn...you fucking rule, babe.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
wow Jeff. thank you. no really. the fact that you went out of your way to kill some rolling humor earns you a thumbs up.
*gives Jeff a thumbs up*
pat yourself on the back! you deserve it!
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
<voice class="Murphy MacManus">It's Saint Paddy's today, everybody's Irish tonight. It was all in good fun, why don't you pull up a stool and have a drink with us?</voice>
at least it's nice to know that I can always call on Jeff to rain on my parade.
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
And here I thought I was having fun. I forgot, we're not meant to have fun at other's expenses anymore. Bulldrek is the nice and friendly place now.
*puts on his United Nations hat and smiles for the cameras*
And I was just enjoying a fun little derailment and sniping match with Gunny. I'll take the drink, just so long as she's not drinking the same thing. I don't want to catch those crazy cooties.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
hmm. methinks Jeff needs to hang around in Bulldrek a little more because he still hasn't gotten the hang of sarcasm... no wait... I'm sorry. he already attempted it. failed, but attempted. good show! full marks!
hmm? oh, my insecticide smoothie is ready!
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
Hanging around Bulldrek is more the problem, than the solution. And that's what I'm talking about Gunny! Be proud of the fact that even former President Reagan makes more sense than you!
Ahh...work calls. I've had my fun spamming Bulldrek for the next week. Back to hiding in the game forums.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
*pulls the rod out of Jeff's ass as he leaves and sets it aside because he'll be wanting to put that back in when he returns to Bulldrek*
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
okay... let me get this straight. Jeff is the one who decides we're all being insulting by riding on the coattails of Caz' joke, we then get into a verbal tug of war (which I lost, I freely admit) and the whining boy says I'm bitching??
okay, NOW I'm bitching. technicalities suck.
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
I think it's not that. I think it has to do with the associated image of your wife burying her face in your lap to appreciate the minty taste of your manhood, Caz.
Um. Okay. /I/ was just talking about spending time in the same environs as the minty fresh manhood. If the rest of you simply assumed I was discussing oral sex (after having already pointed out that we're typically short on time in the morning?!), that's certainly not my fault.
In fact, it was Spiral who brought oral sex into the whole damn discussion. AFTER the comments Caz mentioned. So, sorry Dennis, but while I appreciate the attempt, no. People were objecting to the notion of two legally married people scrubbing each other's backs while one of them had a minty groin, apparently.
I didn't realize clean backs were so goddamn controversial. You can all bet I won't make such comments in the future. I don't need the shit.
_<font color=red size=2>Just wait until I finish knitting this row.</font>
Besides - since Caz and I usually shower together (I said we're usually really short on time), that means I get five extra minutes in the nice warm shower. With the minty fresh manhood...... :cool
hrm....minty fresh manhood....AND A 9 FOOT PREHENSILE COCK!!!!!
gee...and here the image I had was of the 9 foot prehensile cock scrubbing itself with the said minty freshness...ok that is a fine image...then I read of Thorn sharing the shower...ok still all good, its a husband wife shower deal...rushed for time...then all of a sudden I have this image of a 9 foot prehensile cock brushing Thorn's teeth with the toothbrush for her....
I think I need to watch more porn when I didn't even see the sexual context of all that....just the anime tenticularity of it...
Jeff Hauze wrote:I'm really not sure Adam would appreciate you touching him there.
EJECT!! EJECT!!! DAMN!!! *hits the self destruct button*
:plode
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Ummm.... uhhh. I think I'll chalk this one up as "TMI"
