Your Next Life

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:11 pm

Seeming that reincarnation was possible (no I am not trying to start another religious-battle thread), and that you could choose what type of living creature you were to return as, (choices include all creatures that exist today), what would you return as? Would you choose to be a human again? Or, rather some type of exotic animal? Or an amphibian? Or, as in Moo's case I'm guessing, a cow?

Or something else?
Just kinda curious.
I would definately have to be a black Jaguar.

EvanMoore · Post by **EvanMoore** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:14 pm

Who wants to come back here?

I want a new body--like Silver Surfer's--something I can use to shoot lava tubes and sauna on the "surface" of a star. I want a body that will let me swim in the liquid diamond ocean of Jupiter's center and play "billiards" with the particles that make up the rings of Saturn.

Why limit yourself to this planet through reincarnation when we're promised "new bodies" when we get to Heaven?!

Evan

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:14 pm

I'm torn between becoming a human again or a bird (something like a falcon or eagle). If I was forced to make the choice it would be to become a human again.

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:16 pm

I'd probably just be me again, not for lack of creativity, but because I'm pretty happy with myself (a relatively uncommon trait for people, I realize).

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 7:58 pm

Cazmonster points at Cazmonster.

I want that. Of course, I want that in Heaven so I can kick the shit out of several dozen Popes.

Toryu · Post by **Toryu** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 8:09 pm

Cazmonster wrote:Cazmonster points at Cazmonster.

I want that. Of course, I want that in Heaven so I can kick the shit out of several dozen Popes.

Nah, man, they're in that hot place downstairs, y'know, the one that's run by the horned guy with them hooves and trident.

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 8:45 pm

Uh...Bob Barker?

Vralkie · Post by **Vralkie** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 8:54 pm

on the nose

[voiceclass = bart]I'd be a butterfly... no one suspects the butterfly[/vc]

Seriously? I'd be a well cared for doggy, a pet doggy... they're always happy, and are well fed.

Anguirel · Post by **Anguirel** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 9:18 pm

A dragon. Oh, sure, you don't believe now, but just wait until the awakening.

Wildfire · Post by **Wildfire** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:19 pm

I think I'd just have to go for me again, maybe go for more artistic skills and less logical ones

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:31 pm

basically I'd want to be a human again, but only as long as I get to keep most of the memories.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:43 pm

Vralkie wrote:Seriously? I'd be a well cared for doggy, a pet doggy... they're always happy, and are well fed.

A dog or cat as well. Of course, you run the risk of coming back as a wild dog or as an abused pet. Teja never said that you got to pick where you went.

Barring that, a bear. Eating honey...stealing picnic baskets...frustrating the ranger...

Which brings up another point. Standard reincarnation or are you aware of your previous life? In that case, coming back as anything less than human would be frustrating. It'd be great at first because of the newness of it but after that??

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:30 pm

Like you need to ask what I'd rather be...

Nexusvoid · Post by **Nexusvoid** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 12:57 am

A Jedi Master.

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 1:15 am

A cow?!?! good god no.... have you ever seen a real cow? They are hairy, ugly, smelly beasts. Which wouldn't really be a change, but still....

I'd return as a bag of grocerys accidently taken off the shelf before my expiration date.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 1:50 am

one of the white tigers that were bred by the King of Siam...the very large ones...

Brineshrimp · Post by **Brineshrimp** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 3:03 am

sinsual wrote:one of the white tigers that were bred by the King of Siam...the very large ones...

You know, Sin. Fate is a cruel, cruel mistress and God has a sense of humor. That said, you know you'd come back as a white tiger bred by none other than the world's gayest magicians...Siegfried and Roy.

Roy: Watch, Siegfried. I vill make my penis disappear into tiger's buttocks.

Seigfried: Dat's vat I call magic.

I would probably come back as either human (because I like having opposable thumbs) or something more fun-loving, like a river otter. Although, meerkat also ranks high on the list.

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 3:12 am

And this is a bad thing? Look at all the female tigers they work with....

3278 · Post by **3278** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 3:21 am

EvanMoore wrote:Why limit yourself to this planet through reincarnation when we're promised "new bodies" when we get to Heaven?!

Perhaps because not all of us believe in that sort of thing. Besides, it's a hypothetical; half of the /point/ is the limitations.

Anyway, I'd prefer to be human, if for no other reason than the rest of the species don't get genius, which we do. I wouldn't mind vacationing as a falcon, though.

Ideally, of course, I'd just be reborn into my body at age 1 or so, with all of my memories intact.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 4:10 am

I'd wanna come back as Szechuan. Caz had it right.

Edit: my mistake, I'd rather come back as one of these so I could figure out what the hell it is.

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 4:53 am

Cash wrote:
Barring that, a bear. Eating honey...stealing picnic baskets...frustrating the ranger...

Which brings up another point. Standard reincarnation or are you aware of your previous life? In that case, coming back as anything less than human would be frustrating. It'd be great at first because of the newness of it but after that??

I guess either since I did not specify really. I had meant without prior knowledge, but most are sticking with prior knowledge, so either or.
Good point about coming back as less than a human being frustrating. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't know otherwise. I still stick with the Jaguar, unless we *could* remember, then it'd definately be a human. And definately a chick.

MooCow wrote: A cow?!?! good god no.... have you ever seen a real cow? They are hairy, ugly, smelly beasts. Which wouldn't really be a change, but still....

Heh.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 5:11 am

Hmm good question. I will assume for the sake of the question we can't come back as some one we know or shit like that, so:

I'd like to come back as the Antichrist. Or maybe some one really gawd damned rich. I mean real rich or infamous.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 9:54 am

A robotic nuke monkey.

Oook oook, motherfucker.

Vralkie · Post by **Vralkie** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 11:19 am

I'd also like to come back as a woman, mainly because I think it would be a completely different experience...

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 4:37 pm

I'd like to come back as a guy's bicycle seat.

Edit: Seriously? I think I'd like to be a ferret. They always look like they're having the BEST time.

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Sat Dec 14, 2002 6:17 pm

Me again. Give it a second shot. Maybe this time I can edit some of the really stupid shit I've done..like trust somebody completely before I've gotten to know them completely...and see where that takes me.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:43 pm

Vralkie wrote:I'd also like to come back as a woman, mainly because I think it would be a completely different experience...

Ditto here.

I'd return as a bag of grocerys accidently taken off the shelf before my expiration date.

Bad Moo!

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 11:30 pm

I'd also like to come back as a woman, mainly because I think it would be a completely different experience...

I'd come back as a hot babe with big tits, so I could sit around fondling them all day.

Bad Moo!

I was wondering if anyone was gonna pick up on that......

Meri · Post by **Meri** » Sun Dec 15, 2002 11:48 pm

Anything except Married to Paul!!!!

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 9:58 am

Well, that was interesting.....

Anyway.

I’d come back as a Wolf, probably a Timber Wolf though a Red Wolf would be cool if they hadn’t gone extinct. From the wild. The only remaining ones are in captivity. But I think that would be very cool. No worry about complex society or social problems and stigmas. Just live as free as you can.

I read something once that I though was very cool. Barry Lopez calls it the Conversation of Death. It’s where a predator begins its chase and asks to its prey. “Are you ready to die?” the prey naturally responds with “No!’ or even “Hell No!” if it’s healthy. But if the animals response is weak or it’s ‘no’ sounds uncertain then the wolf presses the question asking again till the animal gives in and says “yes”. This really romanticizes the kill but I think it shows that the cycle of life isn’t all that tragic.

But pack to the point, yes. I’d love a chance to be a wolf. To be on the hunt. To chase down my prey. And to fight the elements as a wolf does.

Anguirel · Post by **Anguirel** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 1:29 pm

Meri: Me too!

Jackal: Sounds more like you'd want to be a coyote, not a wolf. Wolves have a lot of social order and posturing bullshit. Not complex, perhaps, but still there. Coyotes are loners, for the most part.

I could never be a woman... I'd never get anything done. Multiple orgasms? I'd never leave my room. Funny part is, I could make a lot of money off that lifestyle...

Jackal · Post by **Jackal** » Mon Dec 16, 2002 2:23 pm

Anguirel, actually, a little of both. I like the social order to an extent, just not to the extreme humans take it. Though coyote works as well. You know. Jackal, Coyote, Tricksters, all the same more or less.

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 12:21 am

I'd come back as a cow located in India. Why? hey, you get worshipped, and can trample people and they can't kill you for it. it's good to be the cow.

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 1:26 am

With memories, human again.

Without, either a mountain gorilla, a dolphin or a dog.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 1:39 am

Meri wrote:Anything except Married to Paul!!!!

Yeah, I can see where that consideration, sacrifice, and genius would be really tiring.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 4:45 am

I think that next time I around, I'd like to a be a housecat that thought he was human, instead of the other way around, like now.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 4:28 pm

Still, nothing out there beats a twelve foot cyberfreak with a head full of computer widgets and a body that can hunt and kill main battle tanks.

Adam · Post by **Adam** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:09 pm

/Adam-Fucking-Jury/

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:28 pm

Well, okay, but I'd still want a nine foot prehensile cock.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:30 pm

You'd have to use saran-wrap instead of underwear then.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:31 pm

Dude, it's prehensile, I'd just wear MC Hammer pants. Thus I have an easy egress for it when it wants to go adventuring.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:32 pm

You'd also look like a complete and utter tool.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 5:51 pm

A tool draped with women, because who doesn't want to know the festivities of a nine foot cock?

EvanMoore · Post by **EvanMoore** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 6:13 pm

Cazmonster wrote:because who doesn't want to know the festivities of a nine foot cock?

<Raises hand> I do not want to know...

Evan

Anguirel · Post by **Anguirel** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 6:24 pm

CazMonster wrote:A tool draped with women, because who doesn't want to know the festivities of a nine foot cock?

Spoken like a man who does not know the mind of a woman... to wit: most women I know wouldn't. Prehensile or not, 9-feet would hurt. If it didn't, you'd still be half-way across the room. Alternately there'd be a lot of cock getting in the way... I mean, you get close and you have frickin' loops of cock tangled around your legs... After about 4 feet, you're just wasting flesh, really, and only the last foot or so really matters. The rest is just for positioning, and you'd have to take non-standard positions all the time. Really, you should consider these things before you go for 9 feet and expect to give pleasure with it... The only use I've seen it put to is pain and torture, for which it is well suited. So you'd look like a tool... a dangerous tool, but still a tool with no non-masochistic women anywhere near-by.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 6:39 pm

Anguriel, obviously you don't know the mind of the Cazmonster, it's supposed to be more than a little frightening in all the comedic ways. I do realize exactly how 'deep' women are.

You obviously like to spend your time correcting me, so have a field day. I and my nine foot cock will be bouncing along and having a good time.

Anguirel · Post by **Anguirel** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 7:48 pm

i dunno, I thought the idea of having cock looped about ones legs was rather comedic.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 7:55 pm

Heck with looped around my legs. I wanted looped around her.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Wed Dec 18, 2002 10:50 pm

I dunno... it doesn't seem so bad. that's a lot of skin to lick!

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