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I should become a mechanic
- Bishop
- Grand Marshall of the Imperium
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I should become a mechanic
You know what really sucks? Having enough money to buy a used transmission, but not enough to get it installed. Having enough know how to be able to do it, but having immense hands and arms that make it very difficult to squeeze into those tight places that car engineers love to put in. I'm bleeding from about a dozen different scrapes and abrasions right now. And I'm sore. And yes, I'm bitching, deal with it. ![Nyah! :p](./images/smilies/bd_nyah.gif)
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It wouldn't help. He'd probably find a way to break the battery acid.
Don't say it's impossible. It's also supposed to be impossible to break cold-forged crescent wrenches, and he's done that. A couple times. And pro-grade screwdrivers. While using them properly.
One time, a car had been sitting for...Jesus, a long time, anyway, with its brakes frozen. We needed to move the car, but the disks and pads were just one single mass. The idea was that we'd take each wheel off and manually remove the brakes, which is what you're supposed to do. Instead, Bishop, Serious Paul, and I just pushed it. The brakes didn't stay frozen.![Hell, yeah! :D](./images/smilies/bd_grin.gif)
Don't say it's impossible. It's also supposed to be impossible to break cold-forged crescent wrenches, and he's done that. A couple times. And pro-grade screwdrivers. While using them properly.
One time, a car had been sitting for...Jesus, a long time, anyway, with its brakes frozen. We needed to move the car, but the disks and pads were just one single mass. The idea was that we'd take each wheel off and manually remove the brakes, which is what you're supposed to do. Instead, Bishop, Serious Paul, and I just pushed it. The brakes didn't stay frozen.
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- Serious Paul
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I have to shake my head.
I feel your pain my brother. I have the same effect on inmates.
He was near Eva for a while. But he spent much of that time punching a Dumpster. No one really knows why.DV8 wrote: Bishop, I want to know where you are at all times, and who you're going to be with. If I see you anywhere near something I hold dear, I'll shoot you.
...but then again, bullets will probably bounce off you as well.
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Sorry, Bishop! None of the hurting for me!
- Bishop
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Funny thing. Month and a half after I get the new tranny in. It breaks. I bought it from a junkyard, and it must have been bad when I got it. So I'm driving my friends truck. And a tree jumps out in front of me. Guess I'm glad I didn't actually pay for the truck yet. ![Roll. :roll](./images/smilies/bd_roll2.gif)
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Pax Romana, Motherfucker.
Breaker of unbreakable things.
Breaker of unbreakable things.
- sinsual
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I have broken breaker bars before...that is why you buy Craftsmen...they are easily replaced for free at your local SEARS...
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I watched my father break a torque wrench once. he was trying to take off a side of the engine block when he snapped the head clean off the wrench. it was brand new too. fresh from SEARS. Craftsman. but that's the only Craftsman tool he's ever broken.
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
yup...
Yup... He's chained up in a little room somewheres etching in the craftsman logo... ![Nyah! :p](./images/smilies/bd_nyah.gif)
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[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."
Steve- "...well, you've either had wayyyy too much, or not nearly enough"
[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."
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in that case...
In that case I have a tranny that you can come pull out of my car... :cry and if you can dislodge this shock I'll fucking kiss you fungully infested toes... ![Mrm. Psztl. Bwah! :crack](./images/smilies/bd_crack.gif)
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Steve- "...well, you've either had wayyyy too much, or not nearly enough"
[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."
Steve- "...well, you've either had wayyyy too much, or not nearly enough"
[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."
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Bish- could you come to my office and spread some of that lovely curse on my computer? it's the only way I can get rid of this IBM PC 300GL.
that and I think it might also scare away the voodoo curse that IC brought to the office and trickled on my desk before he left.
that and I think it might also scare away the voodoo curse that IC brought to the office and trickled on my desk before he left.
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
*after she drops the hammer on her foot, twice, then somehow manages to pinch the palm of her hand with it, Gunny finally takes a swing with the hammer..... and falls over the side of the desk*
does this thing come with instructions?
does this thing come with instructions?
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
what did you think of?...
I really can't tell if he's saying to smach the comp' with a hammer, or to knock out part of the wall to make a window through which the throw said comp'... ![Da fuck? :conf](./images/smilies/bd_confused.gif)
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Steve- "...well, you've either had wayyyy too much, or not nearly enough"
[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."
Steve- "...well, you've either had wayyyy too much, or not nearly enough"
[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."
*kisses her booboos* even if I did that, I'd still be surrounded by walls. I'd have to smash a hole through the wall infront of me to get into that office and then I could find a window, but I'd have to smash the window since they can't be opened.
*sigh* I'd rather drop it down an empty elevator ..... shaft.... :evil
be right back....
*sigh* I'd rather drop it down an empty elevator ..... shaft.... :evil
be right back....
<center><b><font size=1><font color="#FF9900">"Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" -Zim</font></font></b></center>
better idea...
No, drop it down a full elevator shaft, go to the top, then send the elevator to the bottom. When people climb in, drop it
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Steve- "...well, you've either had wayyyy too much, or not nearly enough"
[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."
Steve- "...well, you've either had wayyyy too much, or not nearly enough"
[Vralkie]- "There's only one that we can do anything about, so here goes..."