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The funny side of politics.....

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:08 pm
by laughing Monkey
So many debates going on. Think its time to step back and laugh.
If you have some please add.
"And I am an optimistic person. I guess if you want to try to find something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you know?" —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 15, 2004
"F**k off." --Vice President Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton
"I spent several years in a North Vietnamese prison camp, in the dark, fed with scraps. Do you think I want to do that all over again as vice president of the United States?" --Sen. John McCain
"We crossed paths. Are there pictures of us dancing on a bar together? No. I don't have that." –-Sen. John Kerry, on his run-ins with George W. Bush at Yale
"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences." —George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:17 pm
by Chopper
"I don't see it as a stain." --Bill Clinton, reflecting on his impeachment
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it." --John Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq
"The candidates are an interesting group, with diverse opinions -- for tax cuts and against them, for NAFTA and against NAFTA, for the Patriot Act and against the Patriot Act, in favor of liberating Iraq and opposed to it. And that's just one senator from Massachusetts." –-President Bush

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 5:32 pm
by Chopper
double post

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:46 pm
by Cash
"I spent several years in a North Vietnamese prison camp, in the dark, fed with scraps. Do you think I want to do that all over again as vice president of the United States?" --Sen. John McCain
:lol